Fell in Love ... Again

In summary, Christies Cabaret Cleveland is a still one of the top, if not THE top, strip clubs in Cleveland. Key features are secure parking, high dancer beauty standards, topless lap dances, friendly staff and fair prices.

Parked in Christies lot for $5 around 7pm on Saturday after Thanksgiving. Entry was $10. Only a few patrons and dancers were in the club when I arrived. Grabbed a drink and relaxed at bar.

Club is quite large, with 2 levels. Post-COVID, no lap dances are allowed on main level. All lap dances are done in second floor VIP rooms, which are very well-appointed ~15x15 foot spaces with couches, comfy chairs and gas fireplaces. Lap dances are $30 per song. VIP options include 15 mins for $150, and 30 mins for $250. All dances and VIP options are prepaid to VIP area attendant. Dancers immediately get their $20 cut of $30 dances.