Crazy Horse
16600 Brookpark Rd Brook Park, OH 44135

Not sure what to think.

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potatoman
Nov 30, 2021, 11:45 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

My wife and I stopped in after a night of heavy drinking, I think around 11pm or so. $10 cover each. The place is pretty small, around 8 tables, a few booths, and chairs around the two stages. We ended up ordering a few drafts for $6.50 a piece, which seemed reasonable, and it was nice that they had a few things other than beer on tap (I think twisted tea and angry orchard). As a couple, we tend to get approached less than a single guy in clubs, but for the two and a half hours we were there, we didn't even get a hello. All the dancers seemed to be hanging out with regulars. We weren't able to test out dances for this reason, but from what I saw, and from speaking with other patrons during smoke breaks, the dance couches are semi private, and mileage varies between dancers, but nothing too crazy.

The vibe of the club was very much standard airport titty bar. Mostly white clientele, maybe 30 customers and 12 or so dancers. What was sort of unusual is that out of all the patrons, about 40% seemed to be couples. I'm not sure if it was swingers night or something, but it was a noticeably higher ratio than I have ever seen in a club. The music was pretty good, albeit a little loud. The chairs are pizza place style, no comfy loungers here. Bathroom was clean, no attendant. Smoking patio was a nice touch, as there are signs posted at the front entrance stating if you leave through that door, you will be charged cover again. There certainly seemed to be more of a party atmosphere than other clubs in the area, but I guess that comes at the cost of less action with the dancers.

As for the dancers, I would say they averaged out to a cleveland 7 or so. Decent mix of body types, not a ton of spinners though. Pasties were not being super enforced while we were there, seemed to be a personal choice kinda thing. I wish I had more to say about interactions with the talent, but alas, we were a little left out of that.

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