1st of 2 Quick Visits to TJ Clubs

This is my 2nd time in TJ and having experienced the wonders the first time, I wanted to see if things were as good now that the shock of the place had worn off a bit. I also decided to try Adelita's to compare this time. That review is coming soon but I'll talk a bit about it at the end of this review. I crossed over from San Diego on foot. Getting into Mexico is almost as as easy as Desert Scrub's Mom. If you're going for the first time, I highly recommend filling out the FMM form online first and bringing it with you. It will ensure that you're not charged any sort of fees and you basically just get waived through at the crossing. I held up my FMM form and my passport and never even had to stop walking. Once through, cabs will take you to HK for generally about $5 but some people are claiming they are being charged $10. I think if you act like you've been there before, you'll get charged less. The cab I was in smelled worse than Desert Scrub's mom so maybe that's why it was only $5.

Once at the door, you'll be patted down, asked to take your temp and use hand sanitizer before entering through metal detectors. I pulled back the curtain and was met with that immediate HK madness. Loud music, girls everywhere and people packed in tight. The place itself is very large. it's literally 4 floors of whores. Still, on this Thursday night it was hard to find a decent place to sit. One thing I will say, there's always several girls dancing on the stages spread throughout the place. There must be 6 or 8 stages and bars for the girls to dance on. None of them really get naked though which is kind of disappointing. The only exception to this are the "foam" shows. The foam is actually shaving cream. They use almost as much shaving cream as Desert Scrub's mom uses to shave her back. It's just so much. The thing about the foam show is you can tip a buck or two to the girls and they let you touch them everywhere, including FIV. This sounds all fun until you realize that means you have to get shaving cream all over your hands which is a pain in the ass.

The girls were everywhere and mostly ranged from 6s to 8s with a few 9s and 10s mixed in. Many of them are just standing around looking sort of miserable but a few will touch you as you walk by and grind on you a bit lookin for either a tip or an invitation to sit with you for a drink. The other alternative is to find a seat and wait for one of the Meseros (male waiters) to bring you a drink and then find you a girl. I happen to be walking by a very sexy 8.5 when she stopped me and grabbed my crotch then asked how I was doing. I asked her if she wanted to sit and she said yes. A mesero found us a seat and we ordered a couple drinks. I had a Dos Equis and the girl had a $10 beer. Prices just recently went up. I was there just a few months ago and the girl's drinks were $9. Our drinks came and the girls was not really interested in drinking hers. She spent the entire time grinding on me, putting my hands all over here and kissing my neck. I was very pleased with where this was going so I asked if she wanted to go upstairs and she eagerly agreed.