The gaslight parade
Sunday, November 28, 2021 10:40 PM
Last week I texted with my CF to meet at the club. I arrive at the appointed time and she wasn’t there yet, ok not a big deal I can hang out and chill. Or so I thought. What happened over the next 15-20 minutes was no less than 6 different dancers trying to convince me 1+1=3. Some of my favorite lines were :
“ oh I know CF she my friend , we are from the same country and I know she’s not coming in today”
“Oh CF , I know she doesn’t work Wednesdays so you are better off with me”
“CF? I don’t know that girl are you sure she works here?”
“Oh her? I do way more than her and are you are sure you she is really coming in. You don’t want to miss out on me”
Now I was expecting a hard sell because it was a Wednesday day shift, but these ladies almost had me questioning my own reality. I had to check than once that yes I got confirmation from my CF that this was the the day she was coming in but I gotta hand it to them the stripper shit was strong that day.
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