Very Enjoyable Visits

Parking close to the entrance is valet, but there are areas to self-park nearby. I did not use the valet option, and don't know its cost. The entrance to this cavernous, two-level structure has a reception desk where a $9 (a/k/a $10) cover charge is collected. A nice staircase directly ahead leads up to the lapdance area, and a left turn from the reception desk leads to the 3-stage, 1-bar main level.

Dancers do 2 songs on each of the 3 stages, and seem to receive most of their tips on the tiny second and third stages. Drinks are $5 for soda or water, and I don't know the prices for liquor or beer there. The waitresses are attentive and not pushy. The dancers are mostly like that, also, but of course most use their limited English language skills to quickly ask, "Dance?"

I said "yes" to a Cuban whose stage name was 100% ironic, given that if she were actually as her stage name suggested ("Virgin"), then she'd no longer be such after our time together upstairs. She led me up the staircase, beyond some open-area lapdance chairs, all the way to the back corner of a darker area that had some sign at its entrance that probably mentioned the requirement to by a bottle before going back there. I did not buy a bottle, and didn't closely look at the sign. She arranged chairs to hide us from others, although no others were in that area of the club. She proceeded to use our privacy to ultimate use.

The only drawback was that as we started doing that ultimate activity, she said we must only stay for a limited time (probably 3 songs), or someone would approach and demand I buy a bottle of champagne. We did avoid that, but the activity felt rushed.

Recent reviews suggest that this "chair fort" practice is hit-or-miss, indicating that likelihood that mileage would also be hit-or-miss. This was absolutely ultimate mileage. But previous visits of my own did reveal that many dancers at Chicas Locas only offer dances, and not extras. Many customers will enjoy those anyway, as most of the dancers are quite attractive. Most are Cuban, by the way.