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Do new sophisticated weapons promote peace, or do they promote war?

Does the development of new sophisticated weapons promote peace, or does it promote war? A year ago I read something, put out by the Rand Corporation. It talks about Kosovo, about a hypothetical of China deciding to over run North…

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What's the extraest extra?

I always assumed it was anal sex. But now it seems we have a new contender: presenting you with the still-beating heart of her baby, that she just cut out of its chest. Are there other options?

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Why do many PLs seem to only want a side of nekked?

I've always wondered about this. Why do PLs want strip clubs to have PPVs or otherwise show ML games on bigscreen TVs? Why do many PLs seem to spend more on booze than on dances? I can…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Evening visit "tails" behind afternoons

I have not visited this neighborhood joint in many months. When I used to, I did so in the afternoon. The establishment is a neighborhood bar with a pool table, nothing fancy.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Working from "Home"

Ok soo a light Friday at work and some time on my hands late afternoon. Day shift is made for working "stiffs" like me. Hit Landing Strip first then Cricket to troll for diamonds in…

Club Fred

Montoursville, Pennsylvania

Couples do it best

My husband and I went on Saturday 12/11. There were 7 ladies dancing. All of them were absolutely fantastic however, I am definitely very fond of Lillith and Alexa. They both were very comfortable interacting…

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Urban Meyer gonzo

After less than one year in Jacksonville, Urban Meyer is out as the Jaguars’ head coach, sources tell ESPN. https://mobile.twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1471353253539495938

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If your club is showing a PPV how early should you show up to find spac? (MIAMI)

So I'm doing my annual trip to Miami for my birthday and I realized something.... that fricking Jake Paul is having his youtube boxing match on the 18th. Dude this sucks. I need your experience tscl'ers. If I want to…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

An All Too Common Problem These Days

I arrived shortly after opening on an early Monday afternoon and, if you arrive too early (i.e. before 1PM), you will most likely be sitting there caressing your bottle of beer until they finally start…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

First timer - good time

First time hitting a club here in Miami so I read a bunch of reviews and since they were decently reviewed and close by I went to BT in Doral. I first had stopped at…

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AJs Secaucus Busted

A few of the women look like hot mamasitas ! https://www.nj.com/hudson/2021/12/9-arrested-on-prostitution-drug-and-weapons-charges-at-secaucus-go-go-bar.html

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Slooow Wednesday

Went on a Wednesday at 8:00pm just after they opened. Was looking for a few ladies I spent time with before, none were working. There were about 6 dancers, I’d rate 5 or…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

I know better, but I still fell for one of the oldest games

The club is set back from the road, laid out to look like a country club without any green space. While the women who work here are very beautiful, that is not why I visit this…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I’ll try again another night

I had not been to the SC since well before Covid and I thought I’d check it out. I know Tuesdays aren’t supposed to be one of the better club nights so my expectations were…

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Mask Mandate

Rhode Island going to mask mandate this weekend for venues #250+ people and allegedly Vaccine card needed for entry. What's the capacity in desires?

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

Gladly returning

After my great experience last month, I came back again when I came back to town. The place is just off the main drag and you enter the parking lot to meet the attendant. Based…

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Christmas $$$

I don’t know why, but every year right around this time I feel I need to buy all this crap I don’t need. I think it’s the constant advertising around us 24/7 especially around the holidays. I need…

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In the mood to post a hot tattoo artist...

I think she's a smoke show, at least. https://www.instagram.com/p/CXb_97XLRvs/ https://www.instagram.com/p/CTnDP5OCARE/ https://www.instagram.com/p/CSfD6s9D_F9/ https://www.instagram.com/p/CSHzGcHC8hQ/

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

NICOLE

Sorry I've been absent guys. I'm n Back full blown. Monday thru Friday 2pm to 7pm. Add my ONLYFANS.COM/NICOLE313 my.club/SlutyyNicole

Hilltop Bar & Grill

Woodville, Wisconsin

Hilltop Bar Thursday Night Fun

The last review was 2007 and for the most part it doesn't seem like a lot has changed. It is a regular bar during the day and most nights but Thursday nights starting at 9…

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OK. Which of you are into cartoons?

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/tech/8157525/pornhub-year-in-review-most-searched-hentai/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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Undo a mistake or redo an opportunity

Strictly in your mongering life. I think when I look back I kick myself more what I didn’t do then what I fucked up on despite a long line of fuck ups. But I present it to you and you don’t…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Sugars Flops on a Thursday Night

I visited Sugars around 10:45pm on a Thursday night (Nov 18). I stayed for 30 minutes before heading to Pandoras; and it was a very grim 30 minutes indeed. I’m new to Seattle and this…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

For Your Viewing Pleasure

I was in Dallas for business and decided to try one of the Latina clubs. So, I tried Chicas Locas one weekday afternoon. Cover = $9 Beer = $6 Parking: Plenty of parking on three sides of…

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Stripper Moms who make the ultimate sacrifice

For the third time in three years, I had a girl explain to me that she signed custody of her baby over to a relative because she knew that the child would be better off. I've heard stuff like…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Casual night but worth it.

I was in town for business and decided to kill some time and check out the local talent. Downtown Cabaret was only a few blocks away from my hotel so I was hopeful it was…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Thursday Visit

I visited here on a Thursday which is the special $80 for 15 minute vip dances. I entered and paid $20 dollars to enter. The door guy told me I needed to buy a drink.…

Tijuana

How to approach BG's

I'm going to Tijuana specifically Hong Kong on January 7th-10th (if anyone else is going let's grab a beer or something) and I've read it's expected that you approach the girls yourself. People say you can get a mesero to…

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This site is here PRIMARILY to help guys find strip clubs

Per founder, “This site is here PRIMARILY to help guys find strip clubs” So then, what are the secondary reasons this site exists? 1. Demonstrate how being a Trumplican makes you an asshole 2. Demonstrate how being a libtard makes…

The Birth of A Degenerate.

So, I'm young guy Over 21 but not over 27. For some small backstory, I've had multiple consensual and nonconsensual sexual experiences when I was younger that I'm noticing is leading me on a path to seek constant lust. Before losing my virginity to a stripper I used to be a online camboy. I only lost it in the first place because I was single and assumed it was never going to happen. When I first started dating I assumed that my desire to seek extra excitement would diminish but it didn't. I still craved for something I didn't know was missing... only to be disappointed that neither my partner or my peers had similar interests. As I'm getting older I…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Might be worth a visit again

Friday night visit. I visited this place before I visited Mons across the street. I was lucky, the girl at the entrance only charged me $11 to enter after 10 pm, plus she…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Second club visit in Houston

First visit to treasures. Self parked in the back. Entered the main door and passed thru a metal detector. Paid $7 cover. Once inside immediately turned right and noticed the main stage is very similar…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

Disappointing Dreamgirls

I was at Dreamgirls at Sodo (Seattle-speak for "south of downtown") on Friday evening, December 3, 2021, between 9:15 and 10:45 p.m. Location: In the block south of the Mariners' and Seahawks' stadiums. Parking: Free, on the…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

What a disappointment

Boy have the times changed. I last visited this place about 15 - 17 years ago when the place was hopping. This time.....*yawn*. Entered the place on a Friday around 11 pm,…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

GPS alert...... Jaydyn.

This is a actually a report of 3 recent stops. I've reviewed synn before, and I don't usually write a second review. But noting that there haven't been hardly any in…

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My ideal dancer on tuscl!!

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=3316 Bacon!!

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Nicespice, my fair lady....I've been struck by a poison arrow

The local mage said I do not have long. Unless I am able to find love from the nicest spice from the far east. I shant have long to live unless you can find in your heart to send a…

Tijuana

FMM not letting me fill out the form.

I was trying to fill out the immigration form online here at https://www.inm.gob.mx/fmme/publico/en/solicitud.html and it wouldn't allow me to complete the form saying my expiration date is within 180 days of arrival. My passport is expiring in 3 months, so…

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Huge boobs ddd or bigger

Where are all the huge boobs strippers im talking at least DDD or bigger at? In So cal especially. Even in Las vegas rhino it was hard to find? I go to strip clubs to fi d fantasy women not…

Sunny's Saloon

Chatsworth, California

Not my kind of place.

Located in a mini mall behind a Carl's Jr, its one of the few bikini and drinks places to go to in LA, and one that I'd never been to. Unfortunately, IMO its one of…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Cuties with Opportunities for extras.

Sophie caught my attention right away. She had a good attitude, and had glasses on. Since I also had glasses it was a easy conversation starter. Very friendly, so I got a $40 dance. Nice little A-cups with…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Honestly not bad. 8/10 place.

I think I went one a Tuesday or Wednesday a couple weeks ago. Went in out of curiosity really. It doesn't fully advertise itself as a strip club until you go in. With that…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Relax but no touching

Decided to check out the place as I was in the area. Located behind a gulf gas station, you will notice signs saying 'World Famous Golden Banana' and something of the lines that we don't…

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Do I go to far?

A dancer recently remarked to me that her long term goal was to be high school science teacher. I asked her, if there as a really hot guy in her class, was she worried she might end up being…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

A Not so Happy Birthday to me

As I am getting older, the crowd of high volume Friday and Saturday nights is becoming less appealing. Thus, I have begun to wonder what my favorite clubs looked like on off nights. As my…

For the shy newbies

I went to my first strip club right before the pandemic, which was either a bad or a good thing depending on how you look at it. It was definitely a bummer being cut off from a newfound hobby, but at the same time perhaps good for me to slow my roll a bit. Over the past couple months as things have continued to open up and restrictions begAn to ease, I've had an opportunity to rekindle my excitement for visiting the club. And that in addition to the pandemic, gave me some time to reflect. I thought I'd share some of my reflections for all the other users out there who are lurking and reading reviews, new to the hobby…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Same old, but thats fine with me.

First time back to the Bottoms Up since all the silly covid stuff hit. Earlier this year someone reported the BU had its doors open once again but it took a while to find out…

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, Texas

Why Did You Come Here?

I was in Dallas for business and decided to try a few clubs. I started with Cab East. I heard that it was a mid-level club with a good mix of dancers. …

L.A.'s Gentlemen's Club

Virginia Beach, Virginia

Maybe I just went on a bad night

With the club being near town center I was honestly expecting more. I went in the middle of the week so overall it wasn't very busy. There were maybe 4 or 5 other…

Grandview Live Gentleman's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Not much to write home about

This is a very large place. I got there about 10:00. It was not all that busy, but there was enough action to have a good time. The club is clean and…

Desert Flame

Mesa, Arizona

Afternoons at the Flame

This is a compilation of a couple of visits to the Flame. The layout and prices haven't changed since my last reviews so I'm skipping. Was out of town for a couple of…

Politics

Political polarization

Recent polls show that 90% of Democrats approve of Biden and 90% of Republicans disapprove of Biden. This is not the historical norm for presidents. It used to be about a third of the members of the opposition party would…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Destiny?

Anyone know if destiny still works here? I haven’t seen her, but I also don’t know her schedule so maybe I’m just missing her.

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Savage girls

We arrived at cheetahs hallandaleat around 1am, we wanted to go to the one in pompano because it's smaller and more intimate but we settled for this one. This is the first time I've been…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Not a bad place to have a drink and relax

This was my first trip to a strip club in Arizona. It was a Friday afternoon and the parking lot was almost full but I got lucky there was one spot remaining. The place is…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Wild Wild West Diamon Dolls

Disclaimer! If you want an amazing club and great experience then this club is the one to go to!! Me and two of my buddies who have never been to a strip club before until cheetahs…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Good times on a Monday

I was down in the area for a night a decided to head over on a Monday night and at least watch the game if the talent wasn’t great. The club is huge and spaced…

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Song for DJs to play for dancers who give them shitty tips

Beat this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNdcFPjGsm8

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Its been a long time

I haven't been here in over a decade, despite it being within an hour's drive. I read a recent review that peaked my interest, had some time so I decided to try it out.…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Best club around

By far my favorite sport around here. Very well lit strip mall, with ample parking and good security guards. Close to the freeway, a few clubs nearby too. By far one of the safest parking lots I’ve been too. Didn’t feel…

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What would you do if newly single and had a very high income?

First: This is not one of those asking for a friend things when I am really asking for myself. This is definitely not my situation. I just had dinner tonight with a newly divorced friend. He is in his early…

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Strip club movie characters

No, no, not movies about strippers or strip clubs. And not scenes taking place in strip clubs. This is more of a "choose your own adventure" kind of thing. Pick a movie. If its characters were in a titty bar, who…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Few choices and not my type.

Came in on a Thursday evening. The building is rather nondescript. It is along a “country” road. It is a tan colored concrete building. The entrance is a set out glass double doors.…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Consistency is key

I have been to BT several times since their post-covid remodeling and it has yet to disappoint. This review is of my last visit on a Tuesday around 6-8pm. For the basics, there…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

Expected Something Strange, Ended Up Having a Nice Time

I have been wanting to visit TOTT for a while just to see what the story is. Finally had some time after the VGK game last Wednesday so I headed over. I was a little…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Supply / demand issues

TL;DR: clean place, $20 entry, not enough dancers, wild VIP prices (200/400/800 for 15/30/600) Place: Went Saturday evening arriving around 11pm and left around 1230am. $20 entry with $9 drinks (non alcoholic). First club I’ve been…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

My humiliation.

I was near Jacksonville for a couple of days and decided to visit the Doll House and Sinsations on a Saturday afternoon. The Doll House was first. I walked in a little after 2pm and…

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Time for a hard look in mirror

On a scale of 1 to 10 how confidant are you that, when founder told us to stop being assholes, he didn't mean you? For me, I'd say about 6.5.

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Papi's latest CF

There's a lot to love there! https://www.instagram.com/reel/CXODqMZlaNa/?utm_medium=copy_link

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

First TIme

First time at Cheetah in Pompano. I arrived at about 4pm on a Thursday afternoon. Paid $2 for parking to the guy as you enter. No cover in the afternoon. $4.50 for a Coors Light.…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Nice visit to Sins

Stopping near Jacksonville for a couple of days, I decided to check out both the Doll House and Sinsations. Sins was my second stop. I pulled up about 4pm on cool, windy Saturday. The DJ/door…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Monday delight; possible follow up visit

Came by as I was driving through around 4pm on Monday afternoon/evening. The building is right off the freeway. It is next to a gas station and some other small stores (I believe an…

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A new site is coming soon...

I will let VIP members see it first. Stay tuned for a link

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

" Toys for Tatas 2021 "

IT'S BACK ! (No party last year due to COVID) Friday, December 10, 2021, 6AM to 10 AM, "Toys for Tatas!" with $10 cover or free cover for an unwrapped toy totaling ten dollars or…

Rosewood Theatre

New York, New York

Mileage decent but quality just eh

Went to Rosewood on a Thursday around 9pm. When I arrived I walked in and noticed it is mostly one large room. There were many women, probably 25-30 vs about 15-20 patrons.…

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Stop Being Assholes

Look, I'm a pretty easy going guy. Stop creating alias accounts just to leave dumb-mother-fucking comments. It's just pathetic. This site is here PRIMARILY to help guys find strip clubs and help strippers find a place to…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Slightly above average time here on Saturday.

Went back here, but was avoiding a particular dancer. Had a bad experience that I can't go into. But I decided not to penalize myself or the club for one bad apple. She was there…

Agora Gentlemen's Club

Erie , Michigan

Better than Ohio; not as good as Detroit.

I knew I was going to be in Toledo and was hoping to find a club just outside of Ohio to visit. Agora came up on here but there was no review since 2019.…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Aint what it used to be

This club is nothing compared to what it was pre Covid. Pre Covid this was easily the beat club in New York City especially during the daytime. There were multiple women willing to do extra…

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Getting Into the Holiday Spirit

About this time in 2016, I wrote and posted a holiday review of Follies which was well received. Because we have had so many new people join TUSCL since then, I thought I'd run it again. (RIP, Follies...) Enjoy! A…

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Pre-lapper sales talk

If I want a dance from a dancer, I'm in VIP within about 30 seconds of saying hello. I've always wondered why everyone isn't like this. Getting a sales talk is not usually considered enjoyable ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfUQzppLyDM ). I…

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Still waiting to return to clubs?

I'm likely in the minority on this, but I still haven't been back in a club since March of last year. Have you returned to this world in full? Less than in past? Still waiting? Pre-2020, I would visit local clubs maybe…

Politics

Omicron

The World Health Organization says there has not been a single death attributed to the Omicron variant. That means Alec Baldwin has killed more people than Omicron.

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

See pretty ladies get naked without feeling grimy and broke afterward

Rolled in to check out the day shift on a Friday. The place itself was very clean, smoke-free, and shockingly well-lit. There's a small stage directly ahead of you when you walk in, and a bar…

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Twas the night before Christmas in the strip club.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Goj79NaGQ4

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Criket afternoon in my experience are a consistent good time

This review is for a visit in October. Ive been here many times, but this visit had some noteworthy differences i can usually count on leavimg happy after a consistent experience with a skilled lady…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Foxy Lady, Providence during the Christmas party

My first review of Foxy, so it’s not as detailed as my Desires reviews. From the Friday, Dec 10, Christmas party. LOCATION: Location: The GPS address for the club is 318 Chalkstone Ave, Providence, RI…

The Office

Miami, Florida

No lap dance area, way too thick for me.

I was in town on a weekday and looking for something small different and less common. I went in around 7:30 and left around 10. The office seemed like a good choice as…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

This gem saved the trip

Well was in Detroit for the weekend after some work. Saturday night hit the usual Bogarts, H8 and SC. Both bogarts and H where a bust. Saturday night had an ok time at SC. But…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

Went to the dolphin and got caught in a tuna net

Went into the Dolphin 2 after a round of golf with some friends. There was no cover on this afternoon and we went to the bar. Historically I have always thought they have a solid…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Phoenix Clubs Suck!

After a disappointing trip to Eve's Tease I want to GAB. What a mistake. This place sucked in the past and now it sucks even more! This place seems to be on…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Good Friday at SC

Yes, this club is described in literally hundreds of reviews, but maybe you're only reading this one. I'll start from the top. Silver Criket is right on Michigan Avenue across the street from fast food places…

Eve's Tease

Phoenix, Arizona

EVES TEASE SUCKS

I had not been to Eve's Tease in a long while and I had never been there under the new ownership so I decided to try it out. What a mistake. This place…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

was time to check it out

After reading the reviews that Louis back I visited here on Saturday evening. It was little early so parking was not an issue. Like mentioned before the 10$ lap dances are back. No one offered…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

OK visit on Saturday night!!!

Have been to Gallagher's many times, was in Manhattan for a birthday celebration which ended early, headed to Queens, reached around 11:45 pm, standard 5$ cover charge, coat check, no pat down, but did ask…

The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)

Ronkonkoma, New York

Landing strip review, local bar feel

I went to landing strip in bohemia or ronkonkoma last Friday around 8:00 it is located in an industrial park on pond road by the airport. The bathroom was located right inside the front door…

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Bitcoin Bummer

Read this article in the New Yorker about a guy that discarded a hard drive with a bitcoin key, that would be worth half a billion now. https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/12/13/half-a-billion-in-bitcoin-lost-in-the-dump Wow, bummer

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

[ISHMAEL'S REVIEW] Quiet Sunday with Ivanna

If you're already familiar with Club Desire, then read the "Quick Notes," "My Visit," and "Dancer Notes" sections. Everything else is boilerplate content that's intended for those who are unfamiliar with the club. ::: QUICK…

Angels Erotic Lounge

Clearwater, Florida

Novelty Place

We had some friends visiting from out of town who were really into hookah. Quick google search looking for a hookah bar and we found this place. It was a novelty for them strip club/hookah…

Rickey's on State

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Lamer than I experienced in June

My last review of Rickey's was in June. Now that Spot Lite is closed, I opted for something different: Rickey's. There was no door fee and I paid only $5 for a drink when I sat…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Anyone new?

I see the outside is getting renovations, maybe an expansion. Has anyone been here in last couple of months? Anything or anyone new to report?

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Christmas party

The location is off the highway and easy to get to. When going to the party, the one thing I noticed arriving around 8 pm was that the parking lot was packed. There was complimentary…

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Handling bad news

100% serious thread. Used to have this regular who came in once a week pretty reliably. Eventually the reliability falls off once he’s paying 10k a month because his wife moves to a living facility. It drops off even further…

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

NADA!

How do you write a review when there's nothing to review. To satisfy all the critics about the layout: This is a stand alone building on a suburban road. There's a large lighted parking lot…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Hot Girls, but Only Medium Mileage

TL; DR: Thursday afternoon visit; upscale large club with nightclub vibe; girls are mostly white or Latina split about 60/40; all nude; $25 and $35 dances; girls are hot, but mileage is limited; not…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

High Mileage Visit with the B Team

TL; DR: One of the most active day shifts in the area; very high mileage; mostly Cubans/Latinas; dayshift talent was just ok and ranged from 5-7s; $10 table dances and $25 open room dances available;…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

Low Quality Talent - I'd Only Come Back if I had no Other Options

TL; DR: Small club with one stage and one bar; quality of the girls were not that good and were 4-6s, with maybe a few 6.5s; many girls are overweight, and a few were REALLY…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Mediocre Talent, with a few Diamonds in the Rough

TL; DR: Not that busy for a Friday night, $15 cover, about half Caucasian half AA, most girls were mediocre and a little overweight, though there were two good looking ones. Music was hip hop…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Not Much Fun On This Saturday At Scarlet Lounge

Spent this rainy Saturday morning visiting three clubs. Here is a quick comment about the dancers at my first stop, The Venue, and then I will go in to the Scarlet Lounge review. At…

Politics

Chris Wallace retiring from Fox News Sunday

He announced that today was his last show. He enjoyed working for Fox News, said his show was never interfered with, and he wanted to move on to something beyond politics. I guess he has not considered how…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Getting Back to the Rocket City

This is a review over three visits. Business travel has picked back up for me since the middle of october and I find myself back in huntsville about every two weeks. Uncle Bucks is located…

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Most Gross

We need a few laughs these dreary days. Customers and dancers, what’s the most gross thing you’ve ever done in a strip club? https://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2021/12/264253690_5099989626701565_4011470647938687937_n.jpg?w=720&ssl=1

Mary's Club

Portland, Oregon

new location - first impressions

There are over 100 reviews of Mary’s here already. I’m submitting a new one anyway because they just moved to a new location nearby, at 503 W. Burnside, so I stopped in on opening night…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Thursday

It’s been a while since my last review, but this is my favorite club to frequent, so figured I’d write up a review of my recent visit. Not much has changed since prepandemic to post…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Tuesday night vanity visit

Had a few days off work so swing by vanity on a Tuesday night. Got there around 9:30 and was the only patron in the club until a friend met me there at 11. Kind…

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I'm going to sue Facebook

These fucking piss ants not only suspended ny account simply for my opinion but now they are demanding a photo ID so I can even go back and delete my account. Enough is fucking enough. These Big Social…

Politics

Even California voters reject affirmative action, corporate America says "fuck y

Even the far left, non-white majority voters in California voted by over 57% to reject re-intstating quota based affirmative action in 2020. Yet, corporate America continues to ignore clear public sentiment against this non-sense. McDonald's is leading the…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Super fun first time at Platinum Dollz

Went here on a weeknight trying something new. The place itself is nice, felt like a pub more than a strip club. As you enter the restrooms are directly in front of you, there is…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

No customers, no entertainers, no action.

Not worth a review except to let people know that they probably should not visit this club. To make a short story even shorter, I have never been to a club and had this kind…

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What time do you consider it to be evening time ?

When reading reviews, for me the time of the visit is somewhat important since the vibe of the club can depend on the time of visit. It is not unusual for some reviewers to consider 5pm to be “evening” – thus…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not as good as the last time on Friday evening

Stopped by The Pic on Friday evening for the second time in six months. I arrived earlier tonight (mid December) than last time (mid-July) -- 5:30 versus 8:30 pm), so I was not expecting…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

TDs Thursday night

Went on Thursday night after football was over. There ware about 8-10 girls there, ranging from 5's to 7's. I paid my $10 cover, got wanded & bought a bottle of beer from the door…

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In the light of the #MeToo era, have you adjusted your ways around strippers?

I'll be honest I have. I've been criticized as being over the top in the past and took a step back and reevaluated how I did things, I was wrong, out of line, mistaken. I've always had a hard time…

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Cat Gent Customer

My CF told me about another dancer, who had a cat hoarder customer. He smelled of ammonia, presumably because the air in his house was saturated with aerosolized cat urine. But he as a lucrative regular for this…

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Palm hair

How many of your own posts can you like before hair starts growing on your palms?

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

My Girl & Other Pony Girls

Dance prices are a bit more expensive than Gold Club or Purple Diamond, but the quality of girls is much better. The dancers are much classier, you have your occasional ratchets… not near as many…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Shayla was Ok. The music is loud.

Before Thanksgiving I went here on Tuesday. It was just after midnight. It's on 35 Avenue and I had arrived from the I-10 so it's right before you hit Thomas St. As I was pulling…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

West Hollywood, California

Good Value

I’ve been trying out different clubs in the area out of boredom. While my last visit to Synn BH wasn’t amazing, I decided to give it another shot. This is partly because if you are…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Fun Time in a Cool Bar

So after reading some of these reviews, I stopped into this place last night. It was pretty dead in terms of customers. There were some Christmas decorations including a small 4-foot tree…

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Blaire White

I recently saw this girl Blaire White on Joe Rogan https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/youtube/images/9/95/Blairewhite--2.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20210414143143 https://preview.redd.it/0xgt4puhfww71.jpg?auto=webp&s=ce47232cdae3269fdc62e6df137152eecb80fbc9 https://i.redd.it/bj4wocg6gy661.jpg .

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An Extra Extra

I had a discussion the other day with a girl who has very finely graduated service options. A HJ was $150, and BJ was $300, but a “sloppy” BJ was $100 extra. This was the first time I have…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

A Mixed Review

I visited Fantasies a few months ago and decided not to write a review because of the Thumper Rabbit rule. (If you can't say something nice, don't say nuthin' at all.). I went back…

Treasure Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

An enjoyable afternoon with Athena.

The Treasure Club is my favorite club in Myrtle Beach. The only time I go to another club is when a special friend is dancing or the club is closed. (It isn't open Sunday afternoon.) This…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Solid - not Spectacular.

Visited on the Monday night of the Steelers/Bears game - was a guest of a local customer. I’ve been to Ricks before (when it was Blush) and it is still a solid downtown club. There…

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Stripper reveals her mom's co-worker threatened to 'OUT' her career

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10296579/Stripper-reveals-mothers-WORKER-threatened-career-mom-fired-threat.html

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

First time last time

I was in town for a few days and decided last minute to see what all the fuss was about. I took a cab from my hotel on the strip and arrived around 2am to…

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OT: R.I.P. Demaryius Thomas

Former Denver Broncos 1st-round-pick and pro-bowler passed away at 33

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

Meh lunch visit

Friday fun day, as I was in the area I decided to visit this club since it was the only on in the Fort Myers location I hadn't been in. Now for the record as…

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OT: Dang

Was listening to sports radio and they mentioned that NBA floor-cleaners make $80K per year - and one would assume they only have to work half the year and probably only a few hours per week.

Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe

North Bellmore, New York

Ecko

I had a amazing time on Friday night and especially with ecko so would I be able to take her out for drinks and what is her number

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Long time no see

I’ve been away for a few years. Stopped by to say hello and see what’s new on TUSCL. Looks like Founder has been playing with the format, but otherwise it’s mostly the same old folks discussing the same…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Twice in a Week. I'll be back

I actually went twice in a week Tues and Sat afternoons. My first visit was on a Tue. There were 2 AA dancers one thin and one thick both hot. 3 Caucasian dancers and 5…

Playground Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

The Elf, Whatever, The Ethiopian, and Beardfucker.

Friday saw me at several local music clubs catching friends’ acts, sans booze because I am taking a break from that delicious poison nectar of the gods. Driving myself home at midnight, I knew…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Merry Titsmas!

LOCATION (unchanged) Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the area is more industrial, I felt safe entering and exiting the locale. Parking lot is ample and spacious. Desertscrub has…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

Retirement home for the elderly, or strip club?

I found myself in the area with an hour to kill on a recent Friday night, and based on some prior reviews, I rolled the dice to see what this had to offer. I…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

After Football game

This was always a favorite place to stop in years past. It's a place just in the north side of the Quad Cities and rarely is over crowded. I stopped by after a…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Money goes a long way here

Stopped in this club around 11 in the morning because I had some shit to do later on in the day. But club was pretty chill a lot of cubanas that can be had for…

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PLing - Tokyo Style

Tokyo Cuddle Cafe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2vU_N3mNwM

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Tijuana Video

Came across this YouTube vid about Tijuana/HK - not that much to it but may be of some interest to someone who's never been there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN52IQpr--E

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

So so

Came here on a Thursday and arrived around 9pm. Cover was $6 and No one was there. The cover came w a free non alcoholic drink. 2 girls were there, and one came up to…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Day Shift Bust

OH man the day shift is really suffering at the Inkster-area clubs. This review is from late November, I had already been to 2 other clubs for the lunch/early afternoon check-in and this one…

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New apartments being built directly across the street from Hi-Liter

At least they look like new apartments being built. Many moons ago I would have entertained the idea of renting one as a party pad. I wonder how many of the honeys will live there.

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

A matter of timing

My last visit was on a Friday afternoon, mid November, maybe 2 or 230 PM. Too late for the lunch crowd, but I thought it would be too early for folks to be knocking…

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So how are things at your Home Club these days?

Omicron aside and with some mask mandates lingering, most of the country has been open for a while. I started going back to the club regularly a couple months ago after occasional visits during the pandemic. It feels very "normal". Plenty…

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Just in time for X-mas, another heart-warming story of compassion

I saw this on slingerweb, posted by a 6'7" 300-pound slinger. He shared a jail cell for a few weeks with rickdugan. Rick was in on a drunk and disorderly. Coming home from a bar, Rick had…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

Spacious Club... Girls were decent but were wearing pasties

I came to Sugars on a Thursday night. The place was big and spacious. There were several girls on the "main stage" that stretched as long as the bar, and then an additional area on…

Tijuana

Paying in pesos

Anybody do this? Roughly how much do you save, as a percentage? What ATM, casa de cambio or other source do you get the pesos from? How long is the wait in line to get the pesos?

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Starbucks Is Going Union

Now that the first Starbucks is going union, is the coffee going to be even better?. How many of you coffee drinkers are as excited about the future of Starbucks as I am about beans? https://finance.yahoo.com/news/starbucks-workers-at-buffalo-store-win-union-victory-the-coffee-giants-first-190106739.html

Center Stage

Springfield, Massachusetts

very slow

stopped by on wed around 330. there is a small parking lot next to building but a parked on a side street and feed the meter. when in and you enter through the…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

An OK time at the Pic again

Arrived Thursday night around 9:30. I was able to squeeze into a parking spot right across the street, so so far so good. Didn’t have to ring the bell since someone was leaving.…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Miss the Good Ol Days

Despite the recent changes here decided to give it a shot simply off the fact I've never had an issue counting songs or any real drama. Stopped in amd didn't realize they have mostly all…

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, Louisiana

Running through the city with my solos

Been going to this club more often since clubs have been getting back up and running Baton Rouge and surrounding areas. It seemed it was taking Penthouse on Bennington a little bit longer to collect…

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*After 3 minutes of fucking* "I need you to cum for me now"

"I need you to cum, right now" "Hurry you can do it" "I want that cum" "Let's go, cum now" "You can do it, yes cum for me" "Let's go already" "Hurry, I need you to cum, RIGHT NOW!" Look sometimes I last 8 seconds (as I've…

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Kayleigh Pierce After MBOT?

Does anyone know where Kayleigh Pierce ended up after the O'Farrell Theater closed? She said she might be moving to LA, but that was back in 2019 or so. Is she appearing anywhere? A new name?