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Dan3635
I find myself putting similar comments in rejected reviews. I’ve also noticed some really good examples in some of the reviews where they were approved but one adjudicator had a dissenting opinion.
Here are some examples, what feedback have you given or seen that was really good?
Don’t link a specific dancer name to extras offered or provided.
Too generic
Describe the girls/dancer-crew better (looks; ages; builds; ethnicities; natural or enhanced; etc)
Describe the dance-mileage better; what were u able to do; what did she do.
Where are dances given - at your table? Separate dance area? If in dance area describe it (privacy; comfort; etc)
Credit to Papi Chulo
Here are some examples, what feedback have you given or seen that was really good?
Don’t link a specific dancer name to extras offered or provided.
Too generic
Describe the girls/dancer-crew better (looks; ages; builds; ethnicities; natural or enhanced; etc)
Describe the dance-mileage better; what were u able to do; what did she do.
Where are dances given - at your table? Separate dance area? If in dance area describe it (privacy; comfort; etc)
Credit to Papi Chulo
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last commentAnother common comment I see is 'Prices?'. Like a guy will write that he came in, had drinks, had a couple lap dances with a girl, then took another girl to VIP. And not list the cost of any of those activities. And before someone says just look at the generic club info provided on the club page, realize that inflation is hitting and clubs are rapidly changing costs. A lot of that info is outdated as fuck.
I am not very concerned with the price of a beer, as it’s generally not a deal breaker. But, dance prices can make a difference in whether I will go to a club.
Did VIP price include the dancer and tips to waitress and manager, or was that extra?
Please break this review into paragraphs instead of one long block of words.
and in conjunction with, "paragraphs are your friend use them wisely"
ex: the club was slow last night. there were 10 dancers working. some were pretty. i got some table dances. i bought a drink. after an hour, i left.
or sometimes too specific about one dancer.
ex: i was really eager to see Monica. she always treats me right. she certainly knows her way around a stage. she sat at my table for 45 minutes before she even asked if i wanted a dance. i bought her a drink. Monica knows some of the other dancers here.
Monica drives 30 minutes to get to work.
MANDATORY: Dancer lineup and description. Details on any girls you had 1:1 time with, including prices, location, and mileage.
NICE TO HAVE: Club physical description. Drink prices. Descriptions of the surrounding area.
In this case we have Cacaplop (who trolls several strip club boards) and DumbasseyLoco (the homie-talking "pimp" who paid a girl $5,000 to tell him she doesn't love him) sucking each other's dicks.
You two are part of what keeps this place endlessly entertaining. Don't ever change!
And yeah you dumbass trolls stick together
Like all addicts love their dealers.
You're not just a dumbass, you're a worse degenerate than the worst monger on this board.
I don't need to create "fantasies" about you. Only to remind you what you said.
You're a depraved prick.
I go to clubs 2-3 times a week, pretty much every week. Not once have I gone to a club where a dancer told me she changed her name, so that's kind of a stupid take as well.
Amen. I don't know why some reviews say "this girl ripped me off but I don't want to out her."
ROBs must be outed!
Post your real name here so we can review your work place
DumbasseyLoco, do you understand the difference between not being an extras girl and being an ROB? Does it ever hurt to be such a dumbass?
You're telling people to out dancers who don't fuck and don't let them grope them. Weirdo
Most charges of being an ROB are women who cut dances short, over count songs, or insist you agreed on a higher price than you really did. Nothing to do with extras or not.
Non extras girls who are open and honest about that don't get the label.
Naming a ROB in a review is a good thing. But, stripper names can change frequently. A name without any description isn’t very helpful. A description of the ROB, with a name, is much more useful.
I’ve not yet been to a strip club and seen dancers wearing name tags. That might provide some challenges in topless or nude clubs.
Knowing what a club offers, regarding mileage, dance pricing, and extras, is generally all the back room information I am looking for. I don’t need to know the names of the dancers who are the best service providers.