Geriatric Central

Doorman told me there were no seats available and recommended I stand near the bar. There were seats open, but I think technically someone had their drink holding it. I didn't care since I paid no cover, so I took a seat. Lots of AARP customers and plenty of dancers middle-aged or plus. Thankfully none of the older dancers approached me. Seriously many of the dancers would make Brittany Andrews (only older pornstar I can name off the top of my head) look young. They were not even the hot grandma types.

They have "2-for-1" drinks during the day, so I paid only $10 for my Jack Coke double. Interesting that they still charge regular prices for non alcoholic drinks ($5 for a water).

I was approached by some of the relatively younger Latina and black dancers, but they were not my thing. I made my escape spending a total of $17. No dances and no stage tips! I next headed to Bourbon Street and spent even less there.