TUSCL News

Too Much Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Gary, Indiana

I miss the old Kanye

I've been coming to this club for yearrssssss. Every time I visit, I'm reminded of the fact that the club ain't what it used to be. Got there around 11pm on the night before Thanksgiving.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The Mechanic!!!

the club details are ALL up-to-date on the club home page, so i am not repeating those details. Club has not changed in any way, so i am not talking about the layout, number of seats,…

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New Orleans do need a license?

Wanting to learn more about how clubs work in NOLA. Any info to prepare me would be much appreciated.

Centerfold

Springfield, Missouri

I'll have to bring my human wallet back with me on a week day/night shift

Found myself here to meet with a friend who'd gotten into a heated argument with his partner and she asked him to leave the house for the night. He had originally tried to go to…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Another let down at Chicas Locas

I've been going to this club for years when I visit from out of town. It was super awesome back in the day (2016-2019) but I continue to show it love, in hopes it goes…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Day Off... Day On

I was near Pandoras with cash on hand but knew a dancer I liked to see wasn't going to be working today... briefly thought about not making a visit but almost as if my car…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Should've Jerked Off At A McDonalds

Man... How the mighty have fallen. I've written a couple of glowing reviews about Gold Club but the TLDR version is that the beat Cuban contingent have taken over this club and the…

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, Texas

Havent lost hope at Cab East

I honestly love this club but its super hit or miss. I have had nights with me having a blast with 3-4 women, and nights with me barely enjoying myself with one. Anyways, I arrived…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Every visit it's a bit closer to the old normal.

Back at my favorite Las Vegas club after a month of traveling and almost nothing has changed. The small club is nearly disgustingly dingy looking, worn out and the definition of a dive club. Probably…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Wednesday Visit

Like many of you, it’s been awhile since I have visited a club thanks to our new friend COVID-19. Now that traveling for work is an option again, I managed to make my way back…

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Are many strippers traumatized women who strip to trauma bond with ricks?

Sad but seems plausible.

Tijuana

Tijuana-based gang took people for ransom in deadly kidnapping ring.

LOS ANGELES -- Six people were charged Tuesday with running a Mexico-based kidnapping ring that took nine people hostage and demanded ransom from their U.S. relatives but killed six of them, including some after the money was paid, officials said. https://abc7.com/mexico-kidnapping-ransom-tijuana/11312352/?ex_cid=TA_KABC_FB&utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A+Trending+Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook This…

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How long are songs in your club ?

I recently noticed that one of my main clubs has shortened the length of songs to 2:30. I’ve always assumed a standard song was 3 minutes in most clubs. Have you ever timed the songs in your club ?

Lamplighter Lounge

St. Paul, Minnesota

Return to the Lamplighter

It'd been several years since I was last at the Lamplighter, and, well, not much has changed. The hours are a bit different (probably thanks to Covid) -- 2pm to 9:45pm. At least that's what…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Exceptional value from an exceptional dancer

I live on the other side of the country so I don’t get here too often. I think this is my third or fourth visit. A bouncer/doorman met me at the door and requested $2 for…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Had to leave to early

I knew It was violets birthday (petite redhead with a bangin body& awesome personality) so I’d promised to stop in today from a previous visit and sure enough I had a great time overall.…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A Mediocre Wednesday

It was an unusually quite evening at the Orchid at about 7PM on. Perhaps all the dancers have saved up their Christmas money already. I've been having very good luck of late there…

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Bachelor parties at strip clubs.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/kristatorres/engaged-men-strip-club-tiktok

Top Hat Gentlemen's Club

Mansfield, Ohio

Tuesday at Tophat with some fresh faces and fun

I got to the club around 10 and the parking lot was almost full (about 15 cars) so figured it was busy but apparently most of the cars belonged to employees and dancers as there…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Piss poor, but at least they didn’t scan my ID

Early Wednesday afternoon. At first, one bouncer located at the front door. Waved me in. No ID scan, not even a check. That’s a nice change from my last couple visits. The club is super decked…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Glow in the dark butt plug at the 19th!

I stopped by the 19th on Wednesday around 4:30. I didn't plan on getting any dances. I was short on time and just wanted to grab a beer and look at some naked girls while…

Tijuana

Past Employee Bar Girl Fine

Just returned from TJ this afternoon. Last night I took a Chicago BG out OTC to eat drink and play. New better than to take her to Chicago so we went to HK. I knew that she…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Her right now on Wednesday at 2:59pm

I walked in and almost crashed into someone that was leaving in a hurry. Low volume reggae music was playing and when I got through the door it was EMPTY. One guy sitting on the…

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

Boring Wednesday afternoon

After visit Chicas Lucas with no luck, decide to stop by here. I can’t remember when was my last time here. The house fee is still $5 for little after 4pm. There’s a only one…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Club Not So Risqué for Non Regulars

This is one of the 3 Risqué owned clubs in the Philly area. I'd say it is consistently the worst of the 3. With that said, the other 2 are mediocre at best. Club…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

It's been a long time

Its been a few years since my last visit. 2 of us came down from Canada to do some fishing.Took an uber, so no parking or door charge. Sat down not to far away from…

Thee Officer's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Set To Re-Open?

I've been given a few tentative dates for OC to re-open but as far as I can tell it's still closed. The word since Gold Club closed seems to be that Officers Club is planned to replace it once it's…

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Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Is this Really a Non-Extras Club ?

Whenever I'm in the Miami-Ft Lauderdale area, I try to stop into Cheetah Hallandale. I've always considered the dayshifts there to be the "friendliest" non-extras lapdances. But on this visit ,…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Consistently, Inconsistent.

This review covers two daytime visits, two days apart. Gold is my favorite club, and I guess I am a regular. I like it, but it is my favorite mostly because I cannot…

Tijuana

Post Nut Clarity

I have gone to TJ about 5 times now. I only live 2 hours away from TJ, so it's not that hard to make a visit as compared to mongers who live in out of states and have to fly…

Déjà Vu Colorado Springs

Colorado Springs, Colorado

DV has seen better days, maybe give it some time to re-staff/re-build

Pre-COVID I would go 2x-3x a year for a fun night out. I always had a good time. When I arrive, there was no one at the front desk so I just wandered in expected…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Great Looking Girls!

Nov.5, 2021 Visited from Winston Salem, cuz I heard the local clubs Winston are ok. Only ok. Here for a couple months on a Aircraft MX contract. Been all over the nation. Stopped by on…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Think before you leap!!

A quick trip to one of my old standbys. I stopped by Jiggles since I got out of work early last Tuesday. Hoping to see one of my favorite girls here. Unfortunately I…

Palms Gentlemens Club

Signal Hill, California

My first time here....it’s ok.

My regular at Sahara requested that I come visit her at this club, since she had left early for the day. I have never been to this club before and it’s definitely not my style,…

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She was just a hair too drunk

Fuck. Sometimes a conscience is a bad thing. So a girl who had been saying NO for years finally reached out by text early in the day with a Yes. Unfortunately I couldn't take her up on…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Good news. Bad news!

First the good news. I arrived at the club on Tuesday, Dec7, 2021 at 12:30. 5 or 6 cars in the large parking lot. Front door was locked and as I started to ge back…

Politics

The country is governed for the richest, for the corporations, the bankers, the

Title couldn’t say it all. “The country is governed for the richest, for the corporations, the bankers, the land speculators, and for the exploiters of labor. The majority of mankind are working people. So long as their fair demands — the ownership and…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Why bother with other strip clubs?

Las Vegas is, of course, associated with high-end strip clubs decked out in the style of leatherclad cigar bars or modern sports bars - not unlike the restaurants and lounges in casinos. Chicas is completely…

Desiree's II

Norton, Ohio

Nothing going on here!!

I visited Desiree's back in May, and figured I would try it again as there was at least 1 girl there in May that was decent looking. To be frank though, it seems that…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Decent Tuesday lunch-time visit

First time clubbing in Wisconsin, arrived a little before noon. No one at the desk so was not asked for cover, don't know how much it is. Later the bartender asked the good-looking girl at…

Crazy Horse Orlando

Orlando, Florida

A Real Lapdance in Orlando

Arrived about 9 pm on a Wednesday night, stayed until about 10:30. Large enough lot with plenty of parking available - didn’t see a valet option at this time. No charge for parking, but the…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Better than recent trips but too much empty stage time

After a crappy November (personally, nothing related to the club) I decided to give Treasure Club another shot. I visited on a Monday afternoon which was a first for me. I arrived around 3 in…

La Vida Gentlemen's Club

Sun Valley, California

Disrupted

The doors are locked at 4:30 on a Tuesday afternoon. No updates on the website. No updates at the phone numbers voice mail.

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

Second time at golden dragon

I have only been to strip clubs twice and it was this one. It was my second time attending and the first time I got a vip room and came and hadn’t stopped thinking about…

Tijuana

When they hang up the heels

Has anyone stayed in touch with a Zona Norte chick after she moved on from harvesting PL discretionary income? Heard about what she did (or didn't do) with her savings?

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Is founder a DJB?

Or does this site generate a decent income? Or, is NinaBambina his sugar momma?

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Amazing club, Lives up to the hype

This club definitely lives up to the hype. I had the opportunity a few weeks ago to visit LS on a Thursday night, and am just getting around now to offering a review.…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

An Overdue Review

I have visited this club on occasion, and have always had a good time. I often wonder why this place is not reviewed here as much as Desire, but I guess I’m part of the…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Dive bar with dancers

I was in the area after visiting the HOF in Canton and decided to stop in while driving by. The building looks pretty run down from the outside, but inside it's just a dive bar…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Good time before Thanksgiving

Went back to RAB after about a month away, this was on the day before thanksgiving. The place is small and has been described a million times. 3 steps to enter, once inside you walk…

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Writing a Detailed Review

I often get emails from members who have had a review rejected for lack of details. The emails usually always say the same thing. "I provided lots of details" "Go Fuck Yourself and your stupid website" "These reviewers…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

More Dancers

The price for a domestic beer was $5.25. No idea of what a mix drink goes for. I did not get a free shot on this visit. The server did not hound you for drinks,…

Politics

Remember Afghanistan ?

The NYT reports that the Afghan economy has collapsed following the US pullout. Half of its population of 50 million people face death by starvation this winter. Joe Biden and the party of compassion.

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Meh... as expected, probably will return sometime

Have attended a handful of times over past 15 years when in town. Have received extras and high mileage in past years - probably some of my hottest experiences ever experiences have been at…

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OT: Ancient Art Collector Surrenders 180 Stolen Antiquities Valued at $70M...

Title couldn’t say it all. U.S. hedge fund billionaire and philanthropist Michael Steinhardt has surrendered $70 million of stolen antiquities and accepted a first-of-its-kind lifetime ban on acquiring antiquities to resolve a criminal probe, Manhattan District Attorney Cy Vance said on…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Only daytime club open in Vegas right now

Location: Crazy Horse 3 Day: Satuday, December 4, 2021 Time of Day: about 1pm-5pm Drink pricing: $7 Water, $14 beer, $14 Jameson on the floor. Inflated higher in the back. Dance Pricing: 150…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Slow and expensive

Centerfolds is one of the two only clubs in Boston in Chinatown. This review for was about a month ago, so my memory on things is a little hazy like cover charge. There is never…

Jumbo's Clown Room

Los Angeles, California

Felt a little haggard, but at its core - same ol' Jumbo's

It had been a long while since I visited Jumbo's. On this particular night I was actually at Tabula Rasa (nearby wine bar) with a couple lady friends, and after realizing where I was, I…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

It's Back

I come into Tampa every December for an event and stumbled on Oasis in 2013 driving around looking for a place to have a beer. There was a guy outside grilling hotdogs who offered me…

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Call it “diligent Latina girls” instead of “glamor girls”.

TL/DR: Monday 5pm cover $7. Beer $4.50. VIP is $125 plus $20 tip for waitress yields 1 hour in private booth with either a bottle of champagne or 5 drinks. Dancer is $400 to…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

tip from a server

So, I'm not really sure why I keep going to this place. There's like two dancers who do it for me, Nora and Bianca. But, the last couple of times it's been super…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Used to Love the Lodge, But Now...

The Lodge was one of my favorite clubs in the Dallas area for quite awhile. I first went their in 2008 and was blown away. While a little pricey, you were almost always…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Enjoyable spot. After Hours gets a bit much

Went last minute on a Saturday night with a buddy of mine. The $10 cover was very reasonable, we went right in and had a seat at the bar. It was about 10-10:30 when we…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Best dive bar around

Showed up around noon on a Monday and was surprised to find 8 girls working. Number of guys went up and down over the few hours I was there, but was anywhere from 3…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Leisurely Flight at the Landing Strip

I've driven by this place periodically for 20+ years and never went in. This time I sought it out and went. When I walked in, I was asked for a $15 entrance fee. Once paid,…

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SI swimsuit model jiggles breasts to celebrate Detroit win

Jared Goff's gf was on an SI photo shoot when the winning catch occurred. She's pretty enough, for certain, and her excitement is fun to watch. But her belly jiggle is also VERY obvious, and she has no…

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LDQ's and You

Had a recent visit to a high mileage, topless club I frequent. Usually LD's there range from meh to great. The LD I had, however, is the best non-extras LD I've ever had. Verbatim, her pitch upon sitting in my…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Good Guys and the dream of a DC lap dance club.

Once again I ventured in a few Friday afternoons apart. The club continues to pick up, though even on a Friday afternoon I haven't yet seen more than a dozen customers at a time.…

Politics

Blue states are similar to China

I happen to be in Vegas, in the newly blue state of Nevada, during the National Finals Rodeo. It seems apparent that mask rules from the Governor's office are optional if you are part of a big spending event. It's…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Another great outing on a Saturday Afternoon.

Went in on a Saturday afternoon. Again it's the best time to go. They have the Brazilians, Colombians, maybe a few Venezuelans, and Dominicans ladies there. You may have a Russian but the…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Tuesday Afternoon

Saw Sophie Tuesday (11/16/21). She looks asian but is actually Mexican and black. Very tiny girl who in my eyes is pretty damn hot. Small A cups with perfect nips. A small butterfly tattoo somewhere…

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OT: It is awesome to be a Patriots fan

Just sayin. We lose Brady, a truly generational talent. But do we curl up in a ball and quit? Hell no! We completely re-engineer the offense for a different type of QB, turn the defense into…

Politics

Volunteer Xmas decorators robbed, Xmas tree burned

https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/christmas-tree-set-on-fire-volunteers-robbed-while-decorating-homes-in-chicago Crazy.

The Northern Gentlemen's Club

Fargo, North Dakota

Fargo club, what else are you going to do in North Dakota?

I was staying in Grand Forks and couldn't find anything to do so thought I would drive the hour to Fargo and check out the Northern. I got there about 10 PM on a Friday…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

And now for something completely different!

So this is an interesting place. A u-shaped bar, some booths to the left, a pole on a 4x4 "stage." Some guys smoking, a bartender and 3 nice women who dance and leave you nothing…

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OT - Regional eateries

To coattail on Nina's fast food thread, what local or regional eateries, not national chains, are in your area and worth s visit. Doesn't have to be gourmet, just really good. Since moving to Louisville, I've discovered that no *real*…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Landing Strip never really left the jetway.

I live in South Austin and decided to go to a strip club on my day off. I was heading up to XTC which I hadn't been to in years and decided to take a…

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Latin Only Clubs in Atlanta?

For a place with so many Spanish speaking folk it surprises me we don't have a single SC around that offers talent from latinas exclusively. They have them in Dallas, Las Vegas,Miami and I'm sure many other places, why…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

First Friday night in a while

Since I was close by and had not been in here in a while, drove by and the parking lot was pretty full so decided to stop in to see what was going on.…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Asian girls at SRCOI

Besides Julie what other Asian girls work here? Love the booty but she seemed pretty coy about extras… anybody have any luck?

Brianna's Bar & Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Open

This club is open now, has anybody been there recently?

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Triumphant return

After a long COVID-induced hiatus, I returned to the glorious Playhouse. With the closure of two of the local alternatives (Ballpark and Red Raven), this place will remain my club of choice for the foreseeable…

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The next TUSCL meetup featuring Mr Daddillac, RickiBoi, and Mr. OSU

Mr. Dugan shows up at the next TUSCL meetup. Since he is a legend in his own RickiBoi mind, he assumes that he will be loved by all. Alas, he has alienated many posters so he only ends up making…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

No good time this Friday stop

Arrived about quarter to six and figured that the night shift would be working by now. Parking lot was not totally full but with some of the larger and extended cab pick-ups, had to…

Garfield in Europe - Late posts (Start here b4 reading reviews)

Hello my fellow mongers. Sorry for this late review in regards to my trip to Europe in October, but Europe is expensive and I been a few other places since (i.e. Colombia, Miami, checked out some Atlanta SCs I hadn't been to in a while like Tattletales) so I've been working like crazy to get my MONEY back up. I wanted to prepare this little INTRO article for you guys regarding the London, Paris and Amsterdam SC and overall sex scene of these popular European destinations. I’m not sure what is the perception of Garfield in this public SC forum is but I’m more than stripper and ho mongering. I don’t just travel the world for adult entertainment…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Sunday after midnight review

I went on Sunday night after midnight. Hardly any cars on the road. Stick to the main roads if you’re driving from west side to this club. Valet was $7. Cover was $10. The main…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Cover Went Up, But Still Decent Spot for Locals

The Club is back open on Thursdays, which is a big improvement from just Friday and Saturday. It still amazes me they don’t open for Sunday as many guys would come to watch football and…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Halloween Week at Masters

I was in Myrtle Beach a few days for some R&R and decided to stop at this club for something to do one night. This review was from a Thursday evening trip to Masters…

Theatre Chochotte

Paris, France

Intriguing erotic theatre in Paris. Worth a look if you're in Paris already but not worth a trip specifically for it

Theatre Chochotte is not a strip club per se, but it’s more of an erotic theatre. It’s located in the heart of Paris near the 1st Arrondissement of Paris or the “Louvre” as they…

Platinum Lace

London, England

Very pretty Euro girls at Lace, no mileage.

This was my first time in London. While I had heard about the low mileage of London, UK strip clubs from users (ahem, LondonGuy), I just had to see for myself. And besides…

Browns

Spitalfields, England

So no Monday Night Football and I can't touch the dancers?? Hmm

Oh Brown’s Strip Club, Browns Strip Club. This was an interesting visit. Located in the Shoreditch area of London, this strip club felt more like a bar out of the 80s sitcom, Cheers.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Surprisingly good Sunday afternoon

I was a little worried I was walking into a dead place as I walked up to the front door of Pandoras, with the parking lot being so sparse shortly after the club opened on…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

sinclair's Review

I made a sojourn to the Hip Hugger on Friday at 17:00. There was no entrance fee when I entered, but by 18:00, the owner was sitting at a table near the door charging a…

Red Rose

Austin, Texas

Up and Comer

Let me preface this review by saying that the only reason I went was that I've been seeing this dancer who works here and another club. She was working here today and I dropped by…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Summer warms up the coldest winter day ☀️

Well, COVID has put the kibosh on a second visit to Lust for almost two years, but today, I was able to sweep that aside and make the two-hour trek from my boat to Martinsburg. Was…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Bottle Popping in the upper level aint cheap

Saturday night at about midnight, I went to Tootsies with a couple of friends. One of the guys I was with frequents the club a lot and likes to do the VIP thing. Mind you…

Studio 253

Providence, Rhode Island

Lingerie without the lingerie

This is a “lingerie” modeling place. Not really a strip club. I put lingerie in quotes because my model was wearing a sweatshirt and jeans. Entrance. The club is located in an alleyway directly behind the…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Saturday Matinee Talent Deficit

I visited yesterday (Saturday) afternoon and stayed for about 3 hours. No cover in the afternoon. I went through the metal detector and it rang but the Desire guy waved me through anyway,…

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JuiceBox Presents London’s Hottest Womxn-Led LGBTQ+ Strxptease Experience.

Juice! Juice! Juice! https://vaultfestival.com/events/juicebox-presents-make-it-rain/?fbclid=IwAR1bV2pCasjLgH4AayiVJm158o10169zT0-LqBgnR8ZjqOsJMk8B6CN0adI

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Weekday evening experience

I popped in around 9pm which is when I figured the better talent would be arriving. The club is well lit and has multiple dancing stages. Girls start at the big stage and move around…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Seconding the previous review

This club has been reviewed a lot. To review, no cover during the day, I think before 7pm. Then I think it is $20 on the weekends. Free to sit at the bar, which is…

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The Power of the Suit

Every once in a blue moon I'll be in Manhattan for a job interview, or something or other, dressed up in suit. I figure on the way back home I'll hit a strip club it's a unique opportunity. I was…

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BHarlem rides north...AND I SHALL FOLLOW!

HEYAA!

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Cash or Card

I am going to clearwater FL next weekend and wondering if I should be taking cash with me. Also what is the usual amount to bring/spend? A couple years back I went to a club got some private…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Laid-back vibe.

Overall an average laid back club. If you want to explore different clubs around, this is a place worth a visit one time. If you are traveling and have time for only one club, don't bother…

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Detroit Clubs

I’m coming to Detroit area to dance this week! I want to know all the teaaa lol I’ve read lots of customer reviews but I’d love to hear from a dancers point of view (: I would like to know…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Lunchtime stop — Sage was great

Stopped off for a lunch break while driving across PA. One odd thing on entry is not only do they have a metal detector, but you also have to check in your cellphone. Ordered a…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

Day Vs. Night

Day and night have completely different vibes at Emp’s. Did both on a Friday. Here’s how it went: DAY Best thing about day shift: No cover. Doors open at 11AM, but unless you intend on getting lunch…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Not bad but not great either

Decided to try this place out again. I’ve only been here once before and that was to see a specific dancer that no longer lives in the state. I wasn’t very impressed after my first…

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OT: If you're a lesbian, is having an "outie" a big advantage?

Since stap-ons always seem to slip out of place. Sorry, I got kicked off of stripperweb, so have to ask here.

The Pony Indy

Indianapolis, Indiana

Good Club, Unsecure Parking Lot

In summary The Pony is a fun club, with something for everyone. Lots of plusses and only a few minuses. Features full spectrum of dancer types, fair prices and a variety of seating options. Parking…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Fairly back to normal

I have been to the club off and on since my last review back in June. Didn't really have much to say since then, so didn't review. Things have basically turned back to…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Saturday late afternoon visit

Had to pick up someone from LoveField whose flight got delayed. Remember going to this club with friends couple of years back and thought I could spend sometime with drink or two. Remember there was…

The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)

Ronkonkoma, New York

if cheers was a topless dive bar

Saturday evening. Before 10 (or so) no cover, after $20. Ample Parking. Clean restroom at entrance. I did not pay attention to the price of drinks. Topless. Was offered…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

If you want a low pressure place to scope out the girls, get a VIP pass to go sit upstairs

I went to this place around 10 pm... getting in was fine and the guy at the front door sold me on a VIP pass for upstairs... I remember it being like…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Faded Glory

What happened? Besides the obvious, I returned to Spearmint Rhino DTLA thoroughly surprised by how much has changed since the beginning of 2020. No more parking attendants, no more taco truck outside… they weren’t even…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

Pretty club and girls, poor value

I knew this place was more of a late night place but I was downtown early evening doing some shopping and finished early and I’d been meaning to try GD so in I went at…

Politics

Bob Dole passed away earlier today at age 98

He was a genuine war hero, we're losing them all one of the few remaining politicians from the greatest generation he served his country well' honorably, and with distinction, ran for the Presidency in 1996, after he was a senator…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Don't come unless you speak spanish

Came 12am sat night, 49 men 21 women. $25 cover. $12 wine. 80% are American black or off the plane Spanish. A few token white women. This is an AA club. Every man smoking hookah,…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Was not left disappointed. Good quality women

I had some time to kill and decided to step into the only strip club in Maines “largest city” to see what they had to offer. Surprisingly not disappointing! There were about 6-8 girls working around…

Fringe Gentlemen's Lounge and Grill

Morristown, New Jersey

Tame but enjoyable

Layout of the bar. You enter and usually have to pay $10 cover. Once you enter the club the bar is right in front. To the left of the bar is the stage with seats…

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OT: What fast food do you actually find good?

I'm talking about real fast food, not places like Starbucks just because they may have a drive thru. I typically hate fast food (haven't had a burger from McDonalds in over a decade) and don't usually eat it, but lately I've…

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Portion size

How important is "value" to you when you go to a restaurant. Do you choose good food with large portions? Mediocre food but all you can eat? Great food, but small portions? Do you know places that have…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Great to look, don't expect to touch

Went to check out the Palomino based on other reviews. I took an uber to the casino across the street as suggested and got in for 25. Once in, there is a corridor that leads…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

okay club, wrong day.

I came here on a Friday night maybe around 11 pm. light pat-down at the door, 10 to get in. There are 4 stages in total, 6 poles, and 3 pool tables. Nice usage of…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Third Time Was Not A Charm

Details: Parking was $7.00 bucks. Entry was $20.00. VIP bracelet is $20.00. Dances in VIP are $20.00. BYOB. They have some new 'private' booths or something along one wall when you…

DaKave After Hours

Uniontown, Pennsylvania

what is this place really?

I saw this pop up as a new club listing. Technically, it looks like they have a stripper pole, but a quick google indicates this is far more of a hookah club that a strip club. Not to be overly…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

Better than expected

First time mongering since pandemic. Arrived around 2pm with a coworker and got the mandatory pat down and $10 pp door fee. Inside was nicer than I was expecting given the industrial neighborhood, huge chandelier…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Monday Meet-up

Dropped in to visit with some of my fellow mongers this pretty Monday afternoon. (Shadowcat had told me that he was meeting EastCoaster and then I also "re-met" Rod8432. I remembered him from Follies.) This isn't…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Great Thanksgiving Weekend!!

Arrived at club about 9pm on the day after Thanksgiving and the night shift was still coming in. Cover charge was $10, but drinks are reasonably priced. Watched a few entertainers who were…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

One of, if not the worst

I have been to this club multiple times now, and the price to get in ranges from 20$ to 25$ I really don't know why. They give you a free beer when you walk in…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

This place needs some new/better talent

Parking - you street park in a quiet side street and the building is brightly lit, so seems safe enough. Once you go in, you pay a $25 cover which includes a bottle of water. They also…

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Good job candidate available in the Detroit area

https://youtu.be/Oz1rQuhnBMU

The Red Leopard

Satellite Beach, Florida

Some Disappointment but I was just hoping…

After leaving Cheaters and not checking out the other Cocoa Beach clubs (regretfully) I drove to The Red Leopard, located on the west side of Route A1A just down from Patrick SFB, arriving at 4pm…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Lackluster trip despite good roster

After work on a Tuesday I took a different route home and found myself near BT's. I didn't have a lot of time, but I decided to stop in and see what's shakin'. (SPOILER: it…

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$35 million for just one day of work

Read the article... https://nypost.com/2021/12/03/george-clooney-says-he-turned-down-35m-for-one-day-of-work/amp/ Would you take $35 million for just one day of work? I sure in the hell would. That's like winning the lottery. Do you know how many strip clubs you could visit with that kind of $$$$$$$$. Probably…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Fun Time for limited action.

I arrived at Cheaters at 2pm Friday December 3rd 2021. Upon entering about 8 customers & 5 dancers ranging from 5 to 8 using a senior citizens scale. The club is located on…

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Something is wrong with me

I have money to spend but have not been in a nudie bar since Halloween, and I do not miss it.

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

This Pig will never be ready for Primetime again!

Alex's was my favorite local club before 2011 (hands down) - okay my hands weren't down often! One might trace the clubs general decline to the Brazilian exodus in 2011, or the incompetent rebuild clusterfuck…

Elite Entertainment

Juneau, Wisconsin

Wasted Trip

I hadn't been here in 7 or 8 years, I think I did a review the last time I visited. Based on recent reviews I wasn't expecting much, but a friend said he had a…

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Ricky! Ricky!

Ricky! 😉 Ricky!! 😉 He's so gay he blows my cock!!! 😉 For free!!!!

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Japanese wagyu is over-rated

It's $228 for 6 oz at Nobu. It's good but I've had better steak at Flemings and Boa. BUT Nobus Japanese wagyu dumplings are addictive and worth it even at $38 for 4. I tasted a huge difference in…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Meh…

First time visiting after almost a year or so after COVID. Have to say not as it once was, no 20 dollar lap dances, but there are the private rooms there for 100. Like usual same Spanish and Eastern European…

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Chickens coming home to roost for universities

All the woke, criminal worshipping nonsense coming out of these universities, are their very own students being slaughtered not even wake up call? It’s a tragedy, these aren’t rival gang members, just students trying to better themselves. A second Columbia…

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Mustang Club in Mustang, TX

Anybody ever go to this club? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10273691/Mark-Cuban-buys-entire-77-acre-town-Mustang-Texas-favor-friend-sell-it.html Looks like Mark Cuban has bought the town. Hope he plans to resurrect the club - hopefully with some dancing Cubans. Full nude and without a g (string), a nearby town is anus. Looks like for…

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Need a vax card but don’t want the vax? Phil is here to help!

You can use a little known Phil Phact(tm) to get the vax card without having the icky vax curdling your precious bodily fluids. What you do is this: 1) Get the vax. This will get you the card. Now you need…

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7-Up Clubs in ATL?

Are there any true 7-Up clubs in ATL anymore? The go-to answer for a while now has been The Cheetah but after its recent changes, it seems like the standard for their dancers have gone downhill. It seems many of the…

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Will it matter?

My hairdresser cut the side of my hair low. I wanted it lower. So what did I do? Go to CVS and buy clippers and decided to shave it down low myself. WTF was I thinking 🤦🏽‍♀️ I’m not good at anything…

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Wish me Luck

I’ve always felt I am a fairly lucky person. When I fell off a motorcycle at 60mph, I only broke one (hand) bone. My worst ‘incident’ in 200+ days of whitewater rafting had 5 seconds underwater and a…

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OT: UGA or Bama?

Who you got for the SEC Championship? I'll be there rooting on the Dawgs

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They brought Rickys and my favorite toy to Jacksonville!

https://youtu.be/mwOedcDwIR8 Finally a colon that is big enough to fit my big black British cock in! Its name is COCO. We are going to rock out with our cocks out! https://youtu.be/mwOedcDwIR8

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Buyer Beware At Archibald's Exxxotica Afterparty This Weekend

Archibald's in DC is one of the official afterparty sites for this weekend's Exxxotica Expo in Northern VA. According to the show's website, it's free admission until Midnight at the club. Apparently, that is not actually the case.…

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Detroit Dancer Brought a Gun with Her to Work

I don't want to say which club because of the amount of people I personally know who visit this site. https://www.reddit.com/r/stripclubs/comments/r7tcz5/dancer_brought_a_gun_w_her_to_work/

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Snack Time!

My doggo is smart! His favorite snack is his ass hole!

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New Atlanta club may be in works.

I was told today by a reliable source that the owner/s of the Onyx club have bought the building that houses "Swinging Richards" gay strip club and plans to open a day and night shift straight club. The building is…

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Chicago Public Schools bathrooms now open to either sex

Their little commercial announcing their policy features elementary aged students. https://twitter.com/TheMarieOakes/status/1466518807007174667

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10 Freest states?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_12jsnhrgY . I think he should have deducted more points from Indiana for the pasties.