I always ensure to east past the point of explosive diarrhea. I'd fight for it too, it's worth dyin over in my mind. I'm about to watch a Jeff Foxworthy Golden Corral commericial on youtube rn to celebrate.
First off - it’s just awful hearing folks insulting The Best Buffet in the USA! That hurts!
When you cross into Pa, it should require a passport check, as some spots are like another country. Don’t get between a mama bear and her cubs, and never get between a stuffed slob and his buffet! If there’s steak involved and the buffet is in Pa, I’d rather take my chances with a mama bear.
Folks in Pa have been known to shoot each other over snow shoveling disputes. There’s lots of anger in those folks!
a few years ago all over the news there were people fighting over the popeye's chicken sandwich. what's so great about this sandwich? was there a secret sauce in that sandwich that was some variation of liquid crack? i bought one last year and really wasn't that impressed.
should i go and check out golden corral and try out this wonderful steak?
I never go to da golden carral. I take my sugar baby to da Taco Bell and treat her nice wit a good meal like a burrito Supreme, and if she had been reall good I get her a taco Supreme too
The only violence I saw at Golden Corral was the staff calling the cops on a guy eating directly at the buffet with the serving spoons and his bare hands. He was, um, "large". His argument was he did not want to waste time taking the food back to his table. He ate all the fried chicken in about 5 minutes. It reminded me of the scene in "The Meaning of Life"
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That’s not as bad as Juice drinking from it.
When you cross into Pa, it should require a passport check, as some spots are like another country. Don’t get between a mama bear and her cubs, and never get between a stuffed slob and his buffet! If there’s steak involved and the buffet is in Pa, I’d rather take my chances with a mama bear.
Folks in Pa have been known to shoot each other over snow shoveling disputes. There’s lots of anger in those folks!
should i go and check out golden corral and try out this wonderful steak?