I always ensure to east past the point of explosive diarrhea. I'd fight for it too, it's worth dyin over in my mind. I'm about to watch a Jeff Foxworthy Golden Corral commericial on youtube rn to celebrate.
First off - it’s just awful hearing folks insulting The Best Buffet in the USA! That hurts!
When you cross into Pa, it should require a passport check, as some spots are like another country. Don’t get between a mama bear and her cubs, and never get between a stuffed slob and his buffet! If there’s steak involved and the buffet is in Pa, I’d rather take my chances with a mama bear.
Folks in Pa have been known to shoot each other over snow shoveling disputes. There’s lots of anger in those folks!
a few years ago all over the news there were people fighting over the popeye's chicken sandwich. what's so great about this sandwich? was there a secret sauce in that sandwich that was some variation of liquid crack? i bought one last year and really wasn't that impressed.
should i go and check out golden corral and try out this wonderful steak?
I never go to da golden carral. I take my sugar baby to da Taco Bell and treat her nice wit a good meal like a burrito Supreme, and if she had been reall good I get her a taco Supreme too
The only violence I saw at Golden Corral was the staff calling the cops on a guy eating directly at the buffet with the serving spoons and his bare hands. He was, um, "large". His argument was he did not want to waste time taking the food back to his table. He ate all the fried chicken in about 5 minutes. It reminded me of the scene in "The Meaning of Life"
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last commentFighting over terrible food is just sad.
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But they probably have a chocolate fountain there.
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Don’t get between a bunch of fat fucks and their crappy food
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shailynn The last time I was at a Golden Corral, I saw kids dipping their hands into the chocolate fountain.
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The closest Golden Corral to me has never reopened since Covid shut it down. No loss to me. I've never been to one.
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“shailynn The last time I was at a Golden Corral, I saw kids dipping their hands into the chocolate fountain.”
That’s not as bad as Juice drinking from it.
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Never been to one. But buffets aren't the same.
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I love me some Golden Corral
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I always ensure to east past the point of explosive diarrhea. I'd fight for it too, it's worth dyin over in my mind. I'm about to watch a Jeff Foxworthy Golden Corral commericial on youtube rn to celebrate.
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There was a shortage of steak.
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One guy is heard saying "All I wanted was some steak". First road rage, now steak rage!
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Sounds like a bunch of boomers. Fighting over bad food at a crappy low quality restaurant
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This golden corral had a special that night for truck drivers and this was the result.
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First off - it’s just awful hearing folks insulting The Best Buffet in the USA! That hurts!
When you cross into Pa, it should require a passport check, as some spots are like another country. Don’t get between a mama bear and her cubs, and never get between a stuffed slob and his buffet! If there’s steak involved and the buffet is in Pa, I’d rather take my chances with a mama bear.
Folks in Pa have been known to shoot each other over snow shoveling disputes. There’s lots of anger in those folks!
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I could understand this if there was a live wildebeest roamin’ the corral. But shitty cow meat. You hairless apes are morons. ROAR!!!
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I just hope Rick the Cheesestick wasn’t hurt if he was there.
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a few years ago all over the news there were people fighting over the popeye's chicken sandwich. what's so great about this sandwich? was there a secret sauce in that sandwich that was some variation of liquid crack? i bought one last year and really wasn't that impressed.
should i go and check out golden corral and try out this wonderful steak?
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I never go to da golden carral. I take my sugar baby to da Taco Bell and treat her nice wit a good meal like a burrito Supreme, and if she had been reall good I get her a taco Supreme too
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Mackie! I hope you eat your sugar baby’s ass after that big burrito! Get those flapper Jack tiddies swinging - and get her singing from both ends!
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The only violence I saw at Golden Corral was the staff calling the cops on a guy eating directly at the buffet with the serving spoons and his bare hands. He was, um, "large". His argument was he did not want to waste time taking the food back to his table. He ate all the fried chicken in about 5 minutes. It reminded me of the scene in "The Meaning of Life"
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29 going on 30 working in LE , That looked like a big house riot!
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