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Wellness Check: Subraman

shailynn

They never tell you what you need to know.

Dear Subraman I have noticed you haven’t made a comment for sometime here. I am conducting a wellness check to make sure you are still alive.

I know, you could still be going on a gay sex marathon at a San Francisco bathhouse than SJG dropped you off at on NYE, but more concerning is SJG could have traded you for a few goats or you got into an argument over the building of the organization with SJG and you’re currently tied up in a box somewhere.

Then again maybe you took dry January a little too literal thinking it meant no masturbation and you can’t log onto TUSCL because you’d get too aroused by my new avatar.

Either way I hope all is well and once you get 5 members inducted to your organization (5 members means humans, not goats) please send CJ Kent, Icee and myself invitations, we’re all excited to join the circle jerk room with you and SJG!!!