Monse Madness

I had been to Pandora's twice since relocating out here. I know it's one of the Big Three in the Sea, possibly the most popular of the group. I suppose the 1,262 reviews indicate that. For me, my first 2 visits I left the club feeling that it was a bit overrated. I'm used to ATL clubs and the old south Chicagoland clubs that are kind of like free for alls - alcohol, Mary Jane, cheap nude dances, touching, extras, you name it...

The vibe out here is a little different. No alcohol, and sometimes the bouncers get strict on the amount of contact you can enjoy on the stage. I'm used to the stage being a precursor to the type of performer a dancer actually is. I've never had a great lap dance or more from a dancer that couldn't move on the stage. Many of the clubs I'm used to the dancers will all but pull your Penguin out at the stage if you're up there showing love. But even a graze against one ass cheek here can get you a stern talking to. In some clubs, you can just chill and make a day of it. Bring in a few hundred 1's and just sit back, drink and have a ball enjoying stage dancing / or having girls dance for you right out on the floor. However, Seattle clubs take some of the fun out of the process, they just cut right to the chase. This may be some's cup of tea, and even mine on some occasions. But for the most part, I like to go and enjoy the atmosphere - watching beautiful, naked women dance sensually. I'm not in a rush, and don't like the rushed approach many of the girls have at the clubs out here. But, I suppose timing is everything.

The other times I've been here were in the evenings (like 6-8ish). The girls there were not all that, and I had yet to meet some of the legends I'd read so much about. But many of them are daytime girls, and I normally work during the day and don't get the chance to get by here until after 6ish. But on this Saturday morning, I made it my aim to check out the action in this place.