Lido's

Making my semi annual trip to Cocoa Beach. I stopped by Lido's around 11:00 Friday night. Cover was $10 and a beer $5. There was a large crowd but one dancer told me most weekends is more crowded. The seats at the bar were crowded and stayed crowded. Plenty of seats on the main floor.

The layout is a little weird. You wind around the bar to reach the main area. They have one long stage and a separate smaller stage. The dancers would dance two songs on the main stage and then one on the smaller stage. All dancers went topless. Most of the dancers were white. Small breasts, large breasts and fake breasts were all there. I stayed for two hours and never saw the same dancer on stage twice.

Dances were $20. My first lap dance was a not very good. She placed my hands at my side and made it clear no touching was permitted. Then she turned her back to me and spent the entire song grinding in that same position...no tip for her. I wish I remembered her name. After that I was clearer about my expectations. I wish the rules were more standard.