Hey look are those affordable lap dances? Nope just a mirage.

Farmingdale, NY. Tuesday night around 1030. Right by intersection of farmingdale road and broadhollow road. Right by Republic Airport. Suburban safe area. You can see the purple light from this club from pretty far out. plenty of parking in lot. Walk in. No cover tonight. Vax card and ID check. Set up big bar with stage inside. VIP is actually to the right when you walk in. That's $150 for 15 minutes. Lap Dances went up $40 up top some girl told me. Fuck that hopefully that goes down, that's a NO. You might as well just do VIP. Bathrooms on left when walking in. Crowd about 20 customers, blue collar types mostly just sitting around the bar. White/Black/Latino.

Dancers about 15 or so. Mostly Latinas. A black girl and a few eastern euros. Lineup not to shabby nothing to make me want to spring for dances or anything but not too bad. All types really. There was a bunch of closures on the island the last couple years so there aren't a ton of options left to dance in. A some are really just bars masquerading as strip clubs. This one is actually a strip club. But those prices for just an LD suck. I'm not fucking doing that, they have to drop them before I consider splurging here. A lot more girls on the weekend here and there is even mileage at the bar, getting handshakes and what not.

As I was leaving there was some nonsense in the parking lot, two guys looking like they were about to brawl. This is not a crazy/rough area at all, but strip clubs can always bring nonsense.