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Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

May have redeemed myself.

So after my experience at Pinky's and some chastising by other members I decided to give Doll House a shot, and trying a new strategy to make sure I didn't get played for a sucker…

Politics

Why are we surprised by vax skepticism?

One of my favs is a big vax skeptic. She talks about the constant DARE devil's lettuce crap when she was in school, while watching many lives of people close to her ruined by alcoholism. Then we've got…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Nothing special to see here

Came to Chicago for the weekend and was in the mood for some dances. 390 had been getting good reviews lately so decided to pregame here. Visited this club on Friday before thanksgiving… came in at…

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'Tis the Holiday Shopping Season

I joined Seeking.com about 2 and a half years ago. It's been a lot of fun. But as many have noted, Seeking can be a lot of work. Some girls don't check their profile often, there are…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Crazy night at Adelita's

I was in TJ Nov 21-24. Sunday afternoon around 2:00 I crossed the border. This was the first time I ever had to wait to get into TJ. It was only about…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Paradise is my new favorite

Went Saturday night around 11pm and this was everything my buddies told me it would be. Cover was $20 and water was $10, a little on the high side, but whatever. Full nude dances were…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

My ATF is back but the girls are tattling

Sunday afternoon experience I arrived about 4 PM. I do a lot of work with China and I have a conference call at 8 to 10 PM (which is 8 to 10 AM for them). So…

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Massage places versus strip clubs

I was just at usasexguide and noticed there were three times as many posts in the massage section than there was in the strip club section for Indianapolis, where I live, so they are obviously more popular than strip clubs.…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Sahara on a Tuesday afternoon

This was my first time going to Sahara. I went in around 5pm on a tuesday and initially parked in front of the liquor store. One of the bouncers saw me while he was coming…

Emerald Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Nice time on a Friday.

I have reviewed this place many times. Still my favorite. I have been back a few times since the last review, and the club details haven't changed much. It is about…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

1st of 2 Quick Visits to TJ Clubs

This is my 2nd time in TJ and having experienced the wonders the first time, I wanted to see if things were as good now that the shock of the place had worn off a…

Stadium Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

World Class Clubs Do World Class Things

Stadium is a cool club if you’re looking for a more party vibe that accompanies dancers. After you walk past security there’s a spot to get ones on your left and a wall hiding the…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Plugged at The Pic

Stopped by the Piccadilly Club on a Friday evening. Normally, I prefer to go in the afternoon and evenings since it’s less crowded. It was easier for me to park in the area…

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The gaslight parade

Last week I texted with my CF to meet at the club. I arrive at the appointed time and she wasn’t there yet, ok not a big deal I can hang out and chill. Or so I thought.…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Shift change sucks.

Dropped in on Friday evening and the lot wasn’t packed as it usually is. Cover charge was $15 and water was $10. Got there around shift change was happening soon so it sucked…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

it is what it is

Stopped in Lusty's for a quick visit last week. I will not repeat all the boring details or write a novel on the parking, layout and facilities other than to say that this is a…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

Waste of time, money, time and everything in between AVOID it's not worth anyone's time.

This place just gets worse and worse It's now a Pasty's bar second rate paper moon almost as expensive to be honest. Inside has 3 areas for dancers to dance with the main stage…

The Platinum Room

Lowlands, Sint Maarten

Wife and I are now regulars

My wife and I usually stay in Maho and this is the first trip we visited the club. We were immediately impressed with the ladies. The club was clean and all of the ladies looked…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Move faster, and be wise with your money

Decided to check out this place, so I headed over in the early afternoon. Place was spacious with plenty of seating. To stage to the left of the bar and one big one at the…

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You weirdos wanna read some cray cray shit courtesy of Mr. Muddy?

https://tuscl.net/articles.php tl;dr version: if you invite Mr. Muddy over for amuse-bouches do not let him use your lavatory.

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Tis the night before Thanksgiving......

Got all my Thanksgiving prep done(All i have to do is show up for family Thanksgiving) and decided to to relax after a 3 day work week! LOL Got a 6 pack…

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What's wrong with the upsell attempt?

I read a review last night that kinda aggravated me. While admitting the girl put in extra effort, had great technique, blah blah fucking blah... dude refused to tip the girl because at some point during the eight $10 dances…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Fell in Love ... Again

In summary, Christies Cabaret Cleveland is a still one of the top, if not THE top, strip clubs in Cleveland. Key features are secure parking, high dancer beauty standards, topless lap dances, friendly staff and…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Jiggles: The end of grabbing bar napkins for the Men's Room??

I stopped in one late Monday afternoon in early November and found the place nearly dead. Not too surprising: bad time on a slow weekday. I started talking with the bartender and…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

I got a present

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon after doing some Christmas shopping. Walked in, had to give over my id to be scanned, which sucks, but if you want to play you have to pay…

Shenanigans Gentlemen's Club

Schenectady, New York

Still a Mixed Bag

I’ve been here 3 times in the past 60 days and thought it deserved an updated review. Overall, this place is hit or miss and your experience will greatly be affected by your expectations. Mine…

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RIP Stephen Sondheim

One of the greats has passed. I remember this time when the great Sondheim replied to a letter from an aspiring composer/songwriter named Doctor Phil (yours truly, not the bozo on the TV) I had sent him a synopsis of a…

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I am spending savings with girlfriend on stripper I met at lap dancing club

A dude asks a female advice columnist what he should do. He should have asked TUSCL instead. https://todayuknews.com/travel/i-am-spending-savings-with-girlfriend-on-stripper-i-met-at-lap-dancing-club/

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Sluttiest Towns in America

In whatever not necessarily only strip clubs but what cities you've experienced where girls aren't afraid to give it up. Me, I see this as only a positive thing, no shame in it all. I love sluts! A few come to…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Who's Dancing?

How accurate is the "Who's Dancing" section of the website? I was wondering in regards to the dancers listed vs. actually present as well as the semi-anonymized pictures provided vs. actual dancer appearance.

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Clubs that scan IDs on entry

I've read reviews of clubs that scan your ID before allowing entry. What is the rationale for scanning the ID? Quite obviously, the club can verify the age of a customer without scanning the ID. Are they…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Lack of Enthusiasm all around

First trip back to OTB in a couple of years. The inside of the club is decent, fancier/nicer than many others in the sticks, but not the best in Milwaukee. The inside is…

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Have I reached the seventh level of PL?

She nodded off a couple times during OTC. Also snored a little. Yet I still want to see her.

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

Nice but small

My visit overall was good. It was the first time I had been here. I won't spend much time describing parking or the building other than to say they're both lack8ngnin space. The girls were…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Day is better than nights

Arrived 12:45. Trying to see if what everyone says about the day shift is true. Pulled in parking lot almost completely empty. That worries me but all is good. Plenty of women inside ! Went…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Always a fun time after 9pm.

Not the busiest or nicest club in town for sure…but I always seem to have the most fun there. The girls are always in a good mood and the other staff is pretty cool too.…

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

Saturday afternoon

Visited harem in August, saturday - Day shift. overall this club has taken a deep dive down. I visited around 3PM. About 4-5 dancers.Range of girls was 6-7. Drinks $7/beer. Mandatory drinks for girls are…

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How can you tell the auto mechanic just came out of the VIP room

One of his fingers is clean

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

A New Fav Stop

In summary, Polekatz is one of the top clubs in the Chicago area, with a large number of dancers and a full spectrum of ethnicities. Dancers are very attractive, with few exceptions. Valet parking was…

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What's up with all the "Cuban" strippers?

Over the years, most of the Cubans who came to the US were well educated and often had good business skills. Not the most common demographics of the families that strippers come from. Is there some reason Latina…

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Stripper band

One of my favs is learning to play the bass guitar, so she can start a band. She said she was looking for a lead singer, so I reminded her one of my other favs was a singer.…

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Getting Choked

A stripper choked me last night in the club (with permission). I had lightly choked her in the past. She got payback with interest. She didn't totally close off my windpipe, but came close. With one…

Politics

Germans to be denied euthanasia if not fully vaccinated

Now in the the "you can't make this shit up" category, Germany is going to require full Covid "vaccination" to be eligible for euthanasia. More evidence the media is lying when it says the "vaccines" aren't deadly. 😆 https://nationalfile.com/germany-those-seeking-euthanasia-must-be-vaccinated-against-covid/

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Michigan kicks OSU butts!!!!!

Hail! to the victors valiant Hail! to the conquering heroes Hail! Hail! to michigan The leaders and best!… At last!👏😆😎🙏

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Always worth stopping & seldom disappointed even when I don't find who I'm looking for

I stop her when ever I in the area. I am seldom disappointed. I got there about 10:00, arriving earlier is not worth it. Most dancers arrive from 9:30 to 11:00. There was a nice…

Dream Girls Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania

Agree with the other reviews

The best part about this club is that it is easy to reach from the highway, just a couple of turns. The large parking lot also, that is the second best part. For some…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Very Enjoyable Visits

Parking close to the entrance is valet, but there are areas to self-park nearby. I did not use the valet option, and don't know its cost. The entrance to this cavernous, two-level structure has a…

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Best Jacksonville Florida Clubs?

I'm heading from St Augustine (which is a bust for clubs) to Jacksonville which seems to have a bunch. If anyone has any good tips on which clubs are best to work at right now in Jacksonville, I'd be so…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Low Key Saturday Afternoon

Saturday afternoon, parking lot was pretty full by 4pm. You walk in and are greeted by the two ladies collecting the door fee (don’t remember exactly what it was but $10 or less). As soon…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

Had a decent time but was a bit underwhelmed.

The club was kind of slow but it was late Tuesday night/ Wednesday morning so I guess that's to be expected. We were in town for the Nets Warriors game. Anyway the club had maybe…

Naked City

Killeen, Texas

Please hire me as a stripper...

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Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

A really good time

If you are looking for a good strip club in Jacksonville, this place is it. $10 cover to get in, must buy a drink (no alcohol which sucks) Strip club environment in Jacksonville is nothing…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

7/10 on a lot of fronts. 10/10 finish to my night thoooo.

Came back to Showcase for a second time in a couple weeks. As someone stated earlier, Showcase has become kind of a Fuegos reincarnate. I'll be straight and to the point. Price: $20 Cover $20 VIP to Bar $30…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Vast improvements recently, definitely a place to keep checking.

Obligatory Club Info: nice plush club, glitzy and glam inside. I think cover is $7 during the day and $12 at night, but I could be wrong. I think they serve food during the day…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Still a fun place.

Use to be my go to club but now I live closer to providence. Providence has some of the best clubs in the US. When you enter marios the U shaped stage with 3 poles on…

The Stall: The Life and Times of a Monger in Strip Club Bathrooms

I've seen it all. Drugs, Sex, Violence, Heartbreak, Betrayal, Urination, Hand Washing. All of it. Not too too well though, you can only see so much from the crack the bathroom stall door. You could say it was more of a vertical view than a horizontal one. But I was there for there some of the most undeniably sordid events in strip club history from my abode, my chamber....my throne. You see some people strut into a strip club, some people do a little twist, and truffle shuffle to their seat, some shake their ass and walk the cat walk, not me, I never did any of those things (Well ok you got me, sometimes yeah) I normally take a B…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

A decent first visit

Well I finally found myself on the southwest side of Wayne county for some other business and decided to visit some of the clubs on that side of town. If you know what happened basically…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Best night ever !

I visited this place last Friday around 11pm. THe place is nice a little to dimly lit for my taste probably because my vision isn’t the best. Place has decent crowd and I see about…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

First time visit question about dance rooms

Just got back and had a fun time, but does anyone else find the cameras in the dance rooms to be a bit disconcerting? I meant to ask the woman I went back with but once her top came…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Finally, a lady bartender returns

Stopped in a couple of weeks ago. Unsurprisingly, nothing has changed at the club physically compared to all of the other reviews, though they seem to be having some troubles with the cable. All the…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Nice place, but expensive and follows rules

The venue itself is smaller than I was expecting, but it’s nice and well kept. You walk in and the stage is right there in front of you. Decent amount of seating available and a…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Sexy Lexi

I found my flight was delayed on the way to the airport, and decided to wait at Oasis. Parking lot seemed moderately full, but there were no other customers except for me. Entered…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Nice & comfy place

Went on thurday afternoon. Cover charge was $3 and the waitress were very friendly and attended very often. There were quite a few girls good looking and upto my taste and ofcourse they were hot…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

Excellent XXXperience!

This club is not too far off of the Interstate, hit it on my drive from Chicago back to Minneapolis. There is one stage, decent sized, with a long bar and lowtop and hightop tables spread…

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Christmas gifts for dancers

Merry Christmas, ho' ho' hoes. Is anyone close enough to a dancer to buy her a Christmas gift just because it's Christmas and you are fond of her and not expecting anything in return? Has a dancer ever given you…

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South Florida Planning

Just booked my next Florida trip. Have only 2 nights this time. Last trip 2 months ago I visited Cheetahs Hallandale, Tootsies and Diamond Dolls. Had a great time at each without breaking the bank (actually left with a lot…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Noticing a trend

I went on a Sunday evening, about 7. The place always looks very nice, a big circular stage in the center with two poles. The bar on the right side of the room.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

First Review

I just became aware of this site and I have read several reviews. I don't see any point in reciting all the technical information but, after reading a few, I think some of it is helpful. The…

Pure Pleasure

Richmond, Virginia

Lunch with a view

In the area on a business trip and stopped by for lunch on a recent Wednesday afternoon. Coming in the entrance, the left side is where the action is. The stage is in the center…

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Money makes the world go round

I've been inviting this dancer to my house once or more a week for several months. She's hot and she's given me the best sex I've ever had. But she started treating me like her personal ATM, asking me…

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Hidden microphones.

I just read a comment on another site about hidden microphones in a club being a deterrent to fun. I've heard of cameras being used for that but not mics. I would think that the loud music played in most…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Quick Stop for Recon Purposes

I drove through Jacksonville mid-afternoon the day before Thanksgiving and made brief stops at what I understand to be the only two nude clubs in town – Doll House and Sinsations – before getting back…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

A Good Place for an Afternoon Pit Stop While Traveling

I drove through Jacksonville mid-afternoon the day before Thanksgiving and made brief stops at what I understand to be the only two nude clubs in town – Doll House and Sinsations – before getting back…

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Webcam model shoots her own v@gina

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10243765/Georgia-webcam-model-makes-risqu-videos-cash-accidentally-shot-vagina-cops-say.html Surprisingly, NOT Florida. But close. Former Follies dancer? It has yet to be determined if this is a hate crime. Jk lol 😝

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Lack of atmosphere on a Saturday night

Road House, Columbus OH Unplanned club visit on a Saturday night in October. Saw the sign on the way in to the casino across the street, won a few bucks, decided to redistribute the wealth to…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Nice low key visit. New hot dancer "Ariel" made my night.

Obligatory club info: this is one of the more popular clubs in Seattle though it looks more like a dive bar. I think they are trying to clean it up. The restroom is definitely improved.…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Small, but a good time

So I haven't visited a strip club since I left the military and that was over 10 years ago, but I got off work early the other night and figured, what the hell? And headed…

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Yeah. Floriduh!

CITRUS COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) — A Florida woman was arrested Sunday after police say she walked into a Citrus County home and undressed herself before hugging and sitting on multiple people, including several who were 65 years or older. Police say…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Decent Fun Night!

Outside my usual Tijuana clubbing, IMO this club is worth visiting coz the value is there (mainly on Tuesday’s). The selection of dancers isn’t bad either (more details with names in the review),most of them…

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How you deal with taking an L in the mongering game

You win some, you lose some. Whether it be a dud in VIP, air dance only surprise or not what you thought it’d be OTC how do you guys take dealing with spending on something that didn’t quite go your…

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I ate a big ass turkey!

Den I farted! Da end!

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

IG Research Pays Off on a Wednesday Afternoon

Considering my recent fail at Playground: https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=380686 , I’ve made the strategic decision to stop dropping into clubs, and will instead use IG to identify dancers of interest on the schedule before I head…

Interstate Body Shop

Emlenton, Pennsylvania

Surprisingly better than I thought

It's located right off the highway near a big truckers stop, but you have to head up the road across the interstate so you won't notice it unless you're looking for it. The building is…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Slow week, so why not...

It was a slow week at work with the upcoming Thanksgiving Holiday (Happy Thanksgiving you turkeys) I decided to give it a try since it had been a couple of months...had to go back to…

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Have you ever?

Farted in your hand and whisked it over to a dancer and her customer next to you, and then wait for their reaction? Bacon!!

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

Tired of these Florida Extras Ladies

I’ll keep this review fairly brief. Stopped in on a Sunday afternoon, The Bucs were playing so the ratio sucked. 2 dancers and 12 or so guys sipping beers watching the game.…

Tijuana

Arriba pricing keeps going up

I came to HK for the first time in September. I never heard more than $100 for Arriba in September. I've been back to HK 5 times now. I just got home last night. I was…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

An interesting time while meeting a new friend

I hadn’t been here in quite some time. Arrived at 8:00 or so on a Tuesday night. Parking lot was fairly packed it is well lit, ironically, I parked in the same spot…

Tijuana

TJ 1st time

With having such shit luck with the relationship world I've finally decided take a trip to TJ lol. Going down Dec 15th through the 19th. Staying at Cascadas, will probably mostly be at HK but definitely going to check out…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

A feeling of mewhhhh

Let me first start off by saying that this was my first time at Rick’s Cabaret in Chicago, and off the bat I was shocked by the number of good looking girls working their on…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

in the area

Only club in the area open, the one in the city didnt seem to be open. Walk in bathrrom to the left down the hall opnes into a bar area with small stage and some chairs,…

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Book banning in 2021

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2021/nov/25/us-libraries-report-spike-in-organised-attempts-to-ban-books-in-schools One school board member called for the offending books to be burned. “I think we should throw those books in a fire,” he said. “I guess we live in a world now that our public schools would rather have kids…

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Peace and joy to you.

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A review that left me wondering

https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=380861 Specifically the (literal) ending climax. So many things. On the floor? I mean, you'd think the club would decide pretty quick to put a spittoon in every VIP booth. Or better yet, one of those…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

2nd Weekend in November

Every so often I come here to see how it's changed for better or worse. This visit was actually over 2 days; Friday & Saturday during the second weekend of November. Layout has been described many…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Is it a party everyday here

Went here on a Friday about 4-5pm. As it's been the last few times I went it was some sort of party going on. Which is cool but it can be a little too crowded.…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Pretty good experience for an afternoon on a Saturday

So I went to Cheerleaders 3 times in the same week once on Friday and twice on Saturday so I'll break each one down according. Atmosphere: Place is darker than I remember it so…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Man, now I know why Colorado clubs are considered tame.

I'm starting to think that you guys in Texas may take what you have for granted. I showed up around noon and it wasn't too busy. I was surprised just how many girls there were working…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Never back in any of those 4 clubs (NL, Million, Cafe, Inv) - the same owner, the same rules

Nothing to write home about. Upon entering I arrived about 10 pm. First impression – a very nice stuff member – Mark: “Welcome to N.L.”. First, I need a restroom. Right on the left. Oh…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Interesting First Visit

This club has been on my radar since about a month or so ago when I decided to move out this way. I accepted a job out in this area, and was hoping I’d find…

Politics

Who do they think they are.PART 2

The point I was getting at. Is all of us have a rite to defend our selfs. No one to take that rite away from us.

Runway Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

Not a bad little place.

I was in the mood for something a bit more relaxed than the big corporate chain clubs and I read a few reviews about this club so I decided to stop by one Friday afternoon.…

Politics

The USA national holiday celebration of Thanksgiving represents the dark shadow

Title couldn’t say it all. The USA national holiday celebration of Thanksgiving represents the dark shadow of genocide and the resilience of Native people. “...everyone comes together, and there is the turkey, you know Americans are serious about sports or genocide when…

Politics

I suggest that founder change the name of Political Discourse to

The Octagon Cause you guys will keep beating a dead horse forever

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OT: One-Hit-Wonder to her fans: "Fuck you guys!"

80's singer Tiffany butchers her only big song, then says "fuck you" to audience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64UiD3UFW6E https://nypost.com/2021/11/22/tiffany-lashes-out-at-fans-during-trainwreck-gig-f-k-you/

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

A Follies type of Visit

Arrived around 2 PM. Maybe 10 dancers with a good mixture of AA/Latina/White. Ranged from 6-9 (yes I saw a 9). Beer was $6. Cover $10. No parking fee. VIP Room fee was $60. VIP for…

Tijuana

Prices and negotiation

Hello everyone! I was reading reviews and it seemed that everyone was getting rides from the Mexican side of the border to the Zona for $5. I was charged $10, so was I ripped off? In addition, is the going…

Politics

While US media covers up terrorist motive for Waukesha attack UK paper runs

While the US media continues to claim that the Waukesha mass car attack was actually not racially or politically motivated, the British mainstream media outlet the Daily Mail is publishing the suspect's social media posts promoting violence against whites. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10235869/Waukesha-suspect-shared-social-media-posts-promoting-violence-white-people.html There…

Cheeques

Linden, New Jersey

After the covid layoff

Finally made it back to my favorite spot in NJ so far after the covid layoff. The layout to the bar is relatively the same with just a couple minor adjustments. For those that has…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

A big surprise.

I had stopped by several times at Harem House after it reopened as Jaguars and, with the exception of two trips, had walked out disappointed after not seeing any girls I would like to do…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Wild times at Johnny A’s Hitching Post!

So, I’m new to the strip club scene. I’m usually at all the massage parlors. Kicking it off, I drove from Edison I heard a lot of positive things about the girls here. I get…

Brandi's Exotic Nightclub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Hot stage, loud club

So nobody's written a review here in 2 years? Might as well be me again I dropped by on Friday night around midnight and there were ~10-15 guys waiting in line, in the rain, to get…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

So very empty

Back for the first time in quite a while, on a Friday around 1pm or so. BC checks vaccination and ID for entry anywhere you're sitting down now, so they do that (never had ID…

TNA Gentlemen’s Club & Fine Dining

St. Petersburg, Florida

A rough first impression

Just after midnight Fri/Sat, looking to get my mind off a losing night at Derby Lane. The parking lot having a handful of cars in it misled me as to how dead the place really…

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Ex-stripper accused of sexually abusing boy, dog gets 20 years

Sometimes you just have to say WTF. https://talesbuzz.com/ex-stripper-accused-of-sexually-abusing-boy-dog-gets-20-years/

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Surprisingly OK Thursday night

Forced myself to go on my last night in Vegas, a Thursday night, around 9pm. They have a pickup/limo service, but I wasn't sure if they would come pick up a party of one.…

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Anyone have an idea of how you know its time to get a divorce?

For well over a decade I had a great marriage. For the last two years, every day I find myself wondering why the hell I'm married to this woman.

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

girls are hot..

Came here twice in the past month, bartenders are great, friendly and quick with the drinks. First night I came and was eager to have some fun. Dollar parade was pretty steady, and before I…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

What days and shift does Ruby usually work?

I got dances with Ruby a few weeks ago on my day off and want to have some more dances again but I don’t know when she works.

Politics

Who do they think they are

Who in the hell do the the anti gun cowards in this country including PRESIDENT BIDEN, VICE PRESIDENT HARIS. Think they are to tell those of us LAW ABIDING GUN OWNERS. That we do't have a rite to own…

Politics

Aquited

Ritenhouse Aquited. that is a Motor victory for us law abiding gun owners.

Politics

Medical Experimentation On 5 Year Olds Concealed So Perpetrators Can Die

There is no statute of limitations on crimes against humanity. There used to be one, 20 years. In the mid 60's, as it looked like some fugitives might escape justice, the Simon Wiesenthal Center worked with the UN…

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Rumor about discussions

Is it true founder's going to spin them off as a separate website? Called guessthatsockpuppet.net ?

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Decent visit

I arrived at Pinups around 3pm on Friday afternoon to check out the day shift. I went to the bar that’s straight ahead when you walk in. After waiting for a few minutes for a…

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Media trying to deny Waukesha attack was terrorist hate crime

Seriously media? Just once it would be nice if the media could be honest. But no, of course not. Not even once. The guy made anti-white rap videos. It happened less than an hour from Kenosha. It doesn't take much…

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Tallest dancer you ever got a dance from

Me: 5'11" without heels. The one on The Block in Baltimore may have been six foot something, but I didn't ask. Warning: TUSCL gun nuts will find you and shoot you if you give your answer…

Desert Flame

Mesa, Arizona

Under an hour at DF

This is my second visit to DF, first being sometime in August. Stopped in little before 4 on a Thursday and was surprised to see a few cars in the lot, expected place to be…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Shot fired ITC.

PROVIDENCE, R.I (WPRI) — Police are investigating after gunshots rang out inside a Providence strip club Monday night. According to a police report obtained by 12 News, officers were called to Club Fantasies on Sims Avenue around 9 p.m. after the…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Why Do I Keep Coming Here?

This is actually a compilation of a couple of visits, both a couple of months apart. The second was recent though - approx. 2 weeks ago. I was excited to come back and try out New…

Temptations

Kansas City, Missouri

Daytime Relief

It had been too long since I’ve been to a day shift at Temptations. Angela is a Hall of Famer with a great, super sweet demeanor. Blonde, very busty, early 40s maybe and a very…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Conversations with cute milfs.

This is usally my first stop, I dont know why but its like warm up for me. I came here twice in the past month and each time the experience was very similar. First time,…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Monday afternoon enjoyment.

I don’t get many opportunities to get out to the clubs since I retired. I had to go to Akron to pick something Monday morning so I decided to drop by OGD on the…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Compilation of weekday visits

I don’t see any need in explaining the layout or the way the place runs considering there are many reviews that do that. If you’re interested in finding out that information, check out reviews from…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Back to normal but that's not a good thing

Well I visited Cheeks for the first time since the COVID War began and it did seem quite busy for a Saturday night. In fact, I'd say it was busier than any time I visited…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

$5 Wednesdays at Diva's

I decided to head out to Diva's on a Wednesday afternoon to see if the $5 dances were legitimate. I arrived around 1pm and paid the door fee + VIP wristband fee = $37. There…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

The usual, always reliable, and fun

First review here, but been visiting Playhouse for many years. Visited Thursday of last week. When I do visit, it is normally sometime between noon and 3 PM at the latest. Stopped…

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Seeking and whats your price both suck

Tried both recently. Very big waste of money. -95% of the girls on there are fake. They want you to send money before meeting and make up all kinds of reasons you need to send it electronically or with a gift…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Monday Night at CF

Went there on a Monday night 11/15 with my roommate after we heard about the 200 for 30 minutes VIP special. Was asked for my ID and proof of vaccination at the door. Paid a…

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Sports Betting - Who Does It?

Any of you bet on sports? When I say “bet” I mean like every day of the week? Do you keep spreadsheets on this? Do you do it in hopes of making money or more of a form…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Give this place a chance. It’s about as good as it gets.

Neighborhood dive bar feel. But about the best neighborhood dive bar strip club I’ve ever been to. This place is great. I would be here all the time if I lived close and I wish every…

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Ever paid for OTC services with other than cash?

I suppose the first thing that comes to mind would be credit card but I don't know how that would work. A couple of years ago I was seeing the same girl OTC almost weekly. So we knew each other…

The Gold Club

Gonzales, Louisiana

Solo late night cock squeeze

Been to this place a few times over the past few years. It is about the same as it has been overall. It’s prices are much more competitive than Penthouse in Baton Rouge and I…

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If you had 5-10k and could go to any club in the country, where would you go?

Just wondering. I may get a windfall soon ;]

Treasure Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

good looking but no contact

This club is located in a light industrial area along with several tattoo parlors. The outside of the club looks ok but in need of a little attention. However, once you step inside…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

First Time at Wax

I was looking to get out of the house for a little while, so I decided to give Wax a try. I arrived about 3:45 on a Monday afternoon. I parked along the side of…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Well well, well done as usual!

Alright. Not sure if the club layout needed to be reviewed again. But anyways, a long rectangular club with seating around the center dancing area. Free parking with good enough space always available. Cover is…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

A Meh Evening At Showcase

First visit to Showcase post-pandemic. I arrived on Saturday night 11/20 after 11. Showcase is in an industrial area, sort of off the beaten track. For those who are unfamiliar with the…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Well worth it

I should start by saying that I have only started going to clubs in the last few months after visiting Las Vegas. As for the Milwaukee area this is by far my favorite although it…

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“American Super Bowl... (Christmas and Thanksgiving)...everyone comes together,

Title couldn’t say it all. “American Super Bowl... (Christmas and Thanksgiving)...everyone comes together, and there is the turkey... You know American are serious about sports or genocide when they get a turkey...” ~ Katherine Louisa Ryan (born 30 June 1983) is a Canadian…

Showtime Club

Waco, Texas

Just drive to the next town...

No dancers and management lies. I went twice on different nights. Both times called ahead or asked if any dancers were working. Both times told yes. Both times were between shifts.…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

1st trip out in 3 months

This was my first trip out to club in 3 months. I won't go into details about the layout since it's been well reviewed already. Anna, my favorite bartender was working. They…

Pearls Cabaret

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Snooze time

I stopped by at about 130 on a Monday afternoon. This place is in a strip mall next to an adult bookstore and just down the block from Thee Doll House. When I first stepped…

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TUSCL’s role in the metaverse

Just because it’s this big thing buzzing right now. Within a few years, I guess the web is going to evolve into 3D virtual spaces. We can try on clothing and buy stuff right on the spot and other stuff…

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New Drink To Order

I was at the club Saturday night. The bartender asked me what I wanted to drink. I told her, "I'll have a Rittenhouse." The bartender looked back at me confused and said, "What is a Rittenhouse?" I told her, "Three chasers,…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

Two different experiences.

This is the combination of a couple of visits, with very different experiences. I usually try to stop in here when I’m in town. It has always been a pretty laid back place, with a…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Pretty good time

I was in Vegas staying at Sam’s Town & Casino & decided to head down, this is my second time here. I arrived at about 10:30pm or so. There was no cover & security…