Amsterdam Window Prostitutes as Strippers?

Okay, I need someone to tell me why my idea is stupid. I have a mid-day flight layover in Amsterdam, just enough time to take the train into the Central station and walk the surrounding neighborhood, which of course is the De Wallen red light district. The punch line is that the reviews of the few strip clubs in the neighborhood are *terrible*, not just here but on places like Yelp and Google….20 to 50 Euro cover, relentless hustle, and dancer drink scams. The famous window prostitutes, as I understand, start at 50 Euro for 15-20 minutes of sex (which my wife WOULD be pissed about). So, why don’t I avoid the clubs and just negotiate 50 Euros for a 20 minute striptease and two-way touching with one of the window prostitutes instead? Is this not done in Amsterdam… a good way to get my ass kicked… what’s the downside I’m not seeing? Thanks!