Happy to be back

Alright, the necessary club specifics first that you've read a million times: the club has mandatory valet, they come out promptly and hand you a ticket, and its 7 bucks before tip that you pay on the way out of course. You head in up the stairs, and are given your choice of seats around the small, airplane shaped stage. You got small seats right at the stage (wrapping around the wings), very nice and large half circle booths along both walls, and bar seats with the most incredibly attractive bartenders to keep you company. There are plenty of tvs with sports on, music isn't too loud, and it is smokey, so keep that in mind that you're gonna come home smelling like the faint essence of someone's stogie.

I prefer to post up at the bar and that's where I'll begin. I've been out of the game since the pandemic started and felt today was the day. TLS is where I've historically gone, but I had switched to FC for the year leading up to Covid. However, more recent reviews have made FC not sound as great anymore, hence my decision to go back the Landing Strip. The club felt like the calm before that storm on an early Wednesday afternoon, the day before St. Paddys and March Madness. There were only about 4 custies, and only 4 or 5 dancers doing 4 or 5 song sets on stage one at a time. 2 AAs, 3 white, 3 of which were spinners. I normally do not like spinners, but before I could notice the blonde with just my prefered body type getting on stage, a nice about 20 year old blonde spinner started chatting with me. She was bubbly as heck and carried the convo well despite me obviously being rusty as hell. She won me over, I bought her a 9.50 drink while I finished off my 9.25 beer.

As is common at the Landing Strip, we discussed options and prices for what she is willing to do in VIP right at the bar. Her prices were fair for what I wanted, so no negotiation was needed. We headed downstairs to a standard VIP booth ($20 to the bouncer). VIP area is private curtained and walled couches...not a lot of space, but enough to do whats needed. While there is complete visual privacy, there's no sound privacy, so everyone can hear what everyone is doing, but it's no secret at TLS anyways, so you get used to it. After one nice, slow dance to get started, I put down the amount we agreed to on the table, and we got started with the real fun. We had some very high mileage and safe fun, and she certainly knew what she was doing. I had hoped to enjoy a few songs with her, but it only took a couple songs before I was good. We cleaned up, and then I headed out. Under $500 spent for drinks, VIP, stage tips and valet. Not terrible.