Frankie goes to Hollywood. Oh wait hold on no Frankie died of AIDS sorry. We'll send Muddy instead.

Southington, CT. Saturday night. It's right by the ESPN headquarters in Bristol. You know what I had never been near, and the GPS just took me past it randomly. It's like big college campus looking place. Gigantic. I don't really watch ESPN anymore though unless one of my teams is playing on it. Shit is trash now, and really has been for a while now. Wokecenter, yeah fuck that shit. Anyway. Just around the corner is Hollywood Cabaret on Queen Street. Parking all around. Walk in the front. Up to a bald guy, cover is $20, military $10.

Layout is LD row area behind beaded curtain. I was quoted at $35 (the last review by spikespeigal said $25 maybe I was upcharged, possibly but fuck it) Any way I didn't realize this from the front view but once your in there the bouncer in charge of VIP has a open window into that room. VIP is $150 for 15 minutes down that hall way he is in. Bar at the back. One circle stage with seating all around. And then there is a VIP area where if you buy a bottle you can hang out. I wouldn't do it though, those dudes looked like they were getting mostly air dances. Customers I would say black, white hispanic. Club has an urban vibe to it, upscale feeling inside.

Dancers. All younger, college aged girls looked like for the most part. Alot hanging out in groups, no really going hustling too much but then again it's Saturday night. It's a decent lineup I thought, I didn't see an uglies in there. Not a lot of 8's and 9's though but I thought it was a quality lineup. black, white and latina. The hottest girl in there I thought by far was some domincan chick named Nova. Danced all around New York area, Jersey, south CT. Any way this chick had a banging body, natural tits, beutiful face. She actually just came up to me at the bar, (you had to be more proactive here, much like at Rockstar girls were more interested in partying, hanging with their group) Anyway I was like I definitley want to play with that. I got a dance kinda steep at $35 but fuck it. Good two way, ok privacy atleast from the rest of the club in a corner. One thing I could suck her titties I wanted too bad though, they were so damn nice. I shot my OTC shot but no. I tried woulda been great but no. She also gave me the run down. I do not believe VIP is going to have sky high mileage, she was pretty straight foward with me about that.