I’m in love with a stripper. Literally.

Okay. I know you ain’t suppose to fall in love with these chicks but hear me out! I hit the day shift because I was denied the night before because of sweatpants. Anyways, the club is HUGE. Lots of space and stages. The main stage is massive. There are 3 smaller stages (if I remember correctly). The girls here are HOT. As We you all know, I have a high bar for baddest strippers. I lost count of how many chicks were hot. There’s one white chick with overly huge tits. She was a crowd favorite for sure. Anyways, let me finish the details of the club since people are quick to call me a shill. The food here is all the way across the room when you enter. It was a legit spread of food and the pasta was my favorite. The chicken and steak was meh. The decor was cool with pool tables and a large bar as well. Servers were quick too although way older than the dancers.

Anyways, within 10 mins of being in the club I saw the hottest latina stripper. She was on the 1st stage you dance on after the main stage. I tipped a few bucks and she was more interested in talking than stripping. Super weird but okay. She then went to 2 more stages and I followed her from stage to stage. Mind you this wasn’t NORMAL stripper talk. We talked about traveling, restaurants and camping/hiking etc. So im thinking once she’s done she gonna run game for the private dances. Instead she sits with me while I eat a FULL ass meal from the hot bar and I buy us drinks. After then first drink she’s still talking. I’m low key lost because im like this makes no sense. We order another drink and lots of flirting and talking about family etc. At this point we’ve been chatting for damn near an hour with NO dances and she’s fully dressed. We’re chatting and dancing etc like this is a night club. WTF. So now, I’m not making any moves on other chicks since she’s acting like my GF and is super fucking hot.

Anyways, I told her I love traveling (I do) and she’s like if you come to my country im going to be your tour guide. Yea okay im thinking. She tells me about her kid and how she dropped out of college etc. long story short she gives me her number and im like “im sure you give that to all the guys” and she says “i do give out my number but not my real name and Instagram like I gave to you!”. So now I’m gassed the fuck up and I say well let’s see what you working with. We go to VIP and HOLY fucking shit. This girl was the ultimate GFE! The VIP is in the open but there are like 2-3 chairs built a semi private fort. She talking more on my lap then take her tits out. The lap dance was super sexual and she was rubbing my chest and let me suck her tits and felt lil man. Lots of eyes to eye contact and kissing which was fucking odd to be honest cause I’m like are you kissing all your clients??? Anyways, she gassed me up saying I’m so big blah blah blah and how I better text her. After another dance I literally was confused as fuck and needed to go. Each dance was $20.