Disappointing: Poor value. Average talent

Having read a few good reviews of Treasures, I was looking forward to my first visit. It was a Monday night around 9:30, so take that into account. The club looks nice from the outside and you drive through a covered portico to a free parking lot in the back. Entry fee was $15. As I entered the club, a dancer attached herself to me and escorted me to my seat. I typically prefer to sit and get a drink and scan the talent before I select any "company" but this dancer was attractive and friendly so I went with the flow.

We found a comfortable couch with a view of the main stage (more on this later). I ordered a beer, $7. We sat and chatted for about 10-15 minutes before the topic of private dances came up. She said that dances on the main floor were $40 each or 3 for $100, but she really pushed for the Champagne room where there was more privacy. The cost was $250 for mandatory bottle service and $500 for the dancer. Those are not typos, $250 for access to the VIP and $500 for the dancer.

I opted for three dances, hoping that the mileage would be good. It was not! The private dances on the main floor were in a separate room with comfortable seats. It was not especially private but we were back there alone so I was hoping for some mileage. She did get topless but she did no OTP stick shifting and she brushed my hand aside when I came close to her crotch. She did suggest a trip to the champagne room, promising "more fun." When I asked her to be more specific on what she meant by "more fun," she simply repeated "more fun." When I asked her if the Champagne room included a BJ or FS, she asked me to refrain from asking for specifics. I can understand why a dancer might be reluctant to provide specifics to a new customer. My three lap dances were so lame that I cut her loose, explaining that I'd never drop that kind of money without having more specificity about what I was buying. Actually, I'd never drop that kind of money unless it was a bucket list experience..... and she was not of that caliber.