So I recently went to a strip club and got a few dances with a gorgeous stripper. Her breasts and ass looked enhanced, but she was very physical and we made out. I added her on instagram and some of her older pictures look off to me. Her shoulders look wide and her hips a bit too narrow. Now Im scared I just tongued a tranny. Is it "her" obligation to tell me if she was a guy before. Has anyone had regrets like this?
I'm very down with the "ignorance is bliss concept". Like when I buy fruit at supermarket, I prefer not to contemplate the quality of life of the person who picked.
When I'm getting a lap dance, I prefer not to think about some other woman I saw recently, working for $10 an hour or less, who is at least as hot as the dancer. Because that leads to thinking about all the negatives that the dancer is enduring, that the other woman would rather be permanently broke than endure.
Relative to that, whether or not a dancer's extensive but good plastic surgery included gender reassignment seems easier to avoid thinking about.
Thanks to everyone for your kind words. I struggled to find the confidence to post this question. Its good to see the years of valuable content I provided to this board has paid off. I went to see the dancer this morning and she came back to my place after her shift. For some reason she still refuses to let me touch her under the belt, but we shared an afternoon of making out and watching RuPaul's Drag Race. Ignorance is bliss....
SJG: Hey boss, so is that a yes or a no on trannies for the organization we're building. You say the word and I'll flood this bitch with shemales. I'll make sure they're so ghetto, tatted, and chlamydia-infested that they'd show up on one of Icey's hot chicks threads.
LMAO AHAHAHAHAHAHAH. To answer your question....yes. they should be upfront at ALL times. I dont a long surprise. Because it seems all these trannies are HUNG!. And I am not about that life.
Everyone please I havent see the light of day since SJG got his hands on me. He swaps me between his friends and they stick me in places a gerbil shouldnt be. Gerbils need to live long lives in the company of other gerbils not eating a steady diet of digested corn and who knows what else SJG is done digesting. Help me!
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What the hell's going on?
You're telling us that you got dances? I was under the opinion dances were for chumps.
SJG
You and everyone else knows who is running the impersonation sock.
SJG
When I'm getting a lap dance, I prefer not to think about some other woman I saw recently, working for $10 an hour or less, who is at least as hot as the dancer. Because that leads to thinking about all the negatives that the dancer is enduring, that the other woman would rather be permanently broke than endure.
Relative to that, whether or not a dancer's extensive but good plastic surgery included gender reassignment seems easier to avoid thinking about.
That's it? I would expect something better from someone of your intellect
Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't you the one always spouting only chumps pay for dances?
So you admit that it's your secondary account, ok that explains everything.
I hate being right all the time but I accept it. Lol
He pays trannies $400 to cum in his ass!
SJG_
He pays trannies $400 to cum in his ass!"
Thankfully I haven't seen those reviews but it sounds like that would be the creep's 3rd account.
SJG - drop the fake anger and consider this option. It might increase your organization’s membership by 100% - from 0 to 1!
Go Fuck Yourself You Impersonation Troll!
SJG
A troll trolling a troll - and all are spoofs of one of our most odd members!
Except for all the various san jose accounts which are just multiple personalities of the original spreading his wings because of his mental illness.
Doubtless he will appreciate it but no thanks needed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2jAx_mZ…