DO NOT go through the back door!

Springfield, MA. Wednesday night. Springfield is pretty hands down the roughest part of Massachusetts. I think most would agree with that. So you do got some sketchy characters walking around downtown at night. I parked on the street next to a goodyear. I didn't know it at the time but this was behind the club. I walked past some druggie asking for money and head in. No cover. I sit down at the bar, bartender with gay lisp gives me my beer. Then all of a sudden some dude in a bikini comes up to me and says "Hey daddy how are you toinght?" WHAT KIND OF FUCKING BULLSHIT IS THIS?!?!?!? Did this place change management or something and turn into a gay bar? How did I fuck this up what happened. Anyway the dude tells me he's actually straight and it happens sometimes the women strip club can be accessed through the back of this place. This is called "X bar" or some shit like that. To be fair to me it said MARDI GRAS in big letter on the backside. They should have a sign on the door saying THIS IS THE GAY PART, FOR THE STRAIGHT PART GO AROUND. Good Lord.

Anyway I head through, it's bars, a satellite stage, and then the main bar with various bar side stages around it. The bar itself is like a maze of some sort. The dance area is an open couch area being observed by one staff member. I went to him to get pricing info so it should be legit. LD's are $25 a song. And then VIP is you get Champagne bottle and then the rate is up to the girl, they set their own rates. Overall it's a nice club. I didn't enter in through the front, I left out that way (I didn't ask if there was a cover, because I didn't want to remind them I didn't come through the normal way and then have to pay up) Any way the front is like gated lot, although as I left still another crack addict hustling for money as I left. The front part also has a metal detector it looks like.

Dancers. Above average, definitely. Mostly white and Latina, I think I saw one black dancer. All younger here. Maybe like 15 dancers or so. Out of that group like 3 or 4 were really pretty. Not too long ago I hooked up with some Worcester native girl in Los Angeles that used to work here, and she was smoking hot, so I knew that this place could have some good stuff. The girls would dance for a little bit on the stages and then eventually just lay down and chat with nearby customers or among their friends also on stage. One annoying thing though I was seeing, some of the hot girls had these regulars that would follow them stage to stage just chatting the fuck away with stripper in the prone postion, which I got to admit is a great look, although this make the whole lineup look lazy as fuck. Everyone gives up after 2 minutes. Very different kind of spot here. I wasn't gonna sit through no do-si-do all night bullshit hoping they get free, I think next time I'll try get here early if I'm gonna be a new jack. I didn't end up splurging here, I had other clubs to go to to be spending all night trying to make something happen but some of the girls were fine enough for me to say I'll definitely try to come back here. Try to get me a VIP deal, all Pawn Stars style maybe. But just remember to do go through the front door to avoid any unnecessary literal gay shit.