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Before the weather gets bad Saturday

CandymanOfProvidence

I am the writing on the wall, the whisper in the bathroom! Without these things, I am nothing. So now, I must shed indulgent poop. COME WITH ME!

I know I had to kick off and relax after this terrible work week. What could I do? Go see strippers obviously! I have to make up for a lot of lost time during the pandemic so I plan to do this more often.

I stopped in this club after work. I got a beer and sat down. There were some girls approaching me and asking for dances etc but I had my eyes on one in particular. She finally made her way over to me and we talked and I decided to take her for a dance. We were into our second song and her big breast was in my mouth when I felt a rumble in my stomach. I tried to ignore it but it rebubbled. She noticed the sweat on my forehead and my muscles twitching. I excused myself and left mid dance and was borderline running towards the bathroom. Once I entered I was frightened when I saw the stall was in use. At this point I was holding my asshole shut with my hands. There were others coming in and out as I paced the bathroom waiting for the man in the stall to finish. I tried my best to hold it but when it would bubble it was very difficult. I was moaning and almost weeping. A little slipped out and down my leg. When the stall finally become available I rushed in and tried to remove my belt and pants. However when doing so I was no longer able to hold my asshole and I exploded all over the seat, floor and toilet. What had started as a lap dance ended with a mound of caca all over the toilet...