..............that you know to be 100% true, but that based on your posts here, few if any will believe. I will go first: fifty percent (50%) of my clients are African by birth.
When I was about 12 - I got into a fist fight with a taller, goofier, big toothed kid (who was a few years older).
Evidently Kelly Tripucka didn’t appreciate me calling him a horse toothed goofball. He wasn’t uncoordinated for much longer, as he played basketball for Notre Dame and the NBA. I still keep in touch with his one of his less successful brothers.
Christie Brinkley said hi to me when I was a pool boy.
I spilled drinks on a Playboy playmate at a club.
In college, when an All-American / future lottery pick / future (two-time) Olympian, with six inches and 60+ pounds tried to dunk on me, I met him above the rim and blocked it (and then he got mad and dunked on me 10 straight times...but I got him once!)
Once in Vegas, coming out of a bathroom, I turned the corner and crashed into coach Tarkanian and he hit the ground. I felt terrible.
Another time in Vegas, leaning up against a wall, Mike Tyson came around the corner and crashed into me. Next thing I know, all I can hear is "I'm sowwy, I'm sowwy". After I shook the cobwebs, I looked down and saw it was Iron Mike.
I am a working musician, but not famous by any stretch of the imagination. Not even close. However, about four years ago I sat in with a band as a featured instrumentalist at a live show at a small venue in one of the Atlanta suburbs, and the video of that performance has now been seen more than 3 million times on You Tube. What those 3 million viewers don’t know – but now you do – is that 30 minutes before that performance, I was at Follies, balls-deep in one of the Griffin girls.
I was an angry, bad kid. I would get in a fist fight about once a week when I was in grammar school. I got suspended several times and my parents and I had to go to the school district psychologist a bunch of times. It helped. My mother was an angry person too and it helped her as well. I recommend it for problem kids.
Thankfully my kids were not like that.
Well, I am a space genius, I gave Prince his first pair of assless purple pants, and I am destined to save American and help install the best President we will ever have: Jennifer Lawrence.
I can write, (and do many things like sports, shoot guns, throw a ball, etc) with either hand, thanks to my brother being born ambidextrous and teaching/training me to become ambidextrous too…
Seen the rise of mileage in San Francisco, but also seen how that got corrupted when Deja Vu took over.
Their have been times when I have been a habitual and compulsive consumer of services from strip clubs and AMPs, but not now. It was more just because I was married and had no other safe options.
I am not an uncritical consumer of services. I don't take any of it at face value. Rather I relate to the women and get them off script and off sight ASAP.
I helped to put a Pentecostal Daughter Molester into San Quentin. The chance came to me, and so I took it. One does not refuse the Burning Bush.
I call him the Pentecostal Molester because his entire church lined up behind him and against the daughters. They said, "You have to forgive, you HAVE TO".
If these girls had listened to their church and practiced denial, they might have become the clients for that church's outreach ministry.
I tried to impress this on the court, that this was not just an individual perpetrator, it was a corporate machine which preys on children, and then passes the collection basket. And I have made this appeal to local law enforcement.
I like women to dress sexy, slutty, high heels and makeup, thigh high stockings. So I am a natural for strip clubs, and in this regard strip clubs out perform AMPs and civvie night clubs.
Nothing Wrong With Handing Money to Women, But Buying Dances is a Chump's Game.
And you Ishmael are an extreme creep, and it does not matter to me how many times you want to bash your head against my privacy wall, except for the fact that I have to use a wire scrub brush and Clorox to clean your blood and lymph fluid off of my nice wall.
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Ok I'm going to ask, is Chime an actual place? Or is it phone magic that hacked up Chile or something like that? Because if there's exotic young strippers (er, models) from this Chime place wallanon wants to know lol.
I worked all day after breaking my ankle and went to a club that night. By the time I went to the ER they had to cut my shoe off. I felt ok for the most part until they cut my shoe. Leather dress shoes are expensive.
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But his mom knocked him off because she wanted to clean the dust off top of it.
What's it called? Do you have a link to it?
Evidently Kelly Tripucka didn’t appreciate me calling him a horse toothed goofball. He wasn’t uncoordinated for much longer, as he played basketball for Notre Dame and the NBA. I still keep in touch with his one of his less successful brothers.
I spilled drinks on a Playboy playmate at a club.
In college, when an All-American / future lottery pick / future (two-time) Olympian, with six inches and 60+ pounds tried to dunk on me, I met him above the rim and blocked it (and then he got mad and dunked on me 10 straight times...but I got him once!)
Once in Vegas, coming out of a bathroom, I turned the corner and crashed into coach Tarkanian and he hit the ground. I felt terrible.
Another time in Vegas, leaning up against a wall, Mike Tyson came around the corner and crashed into me. Next thing I know, all I can hear is "I'm sowwy, I'm sowwy". After I shook the cobwebs, I looked down and saw it was Iron Mike.
Maynard from Took got me drunk.
And Carrabba's works better than Olive Garden...
I've been on TV several times, including Sportscenter and Road Rules on MTV
And when I was 21, partying on Sunset Blvd, a (female) pornstar sexually assaulted me. #metoo
Thankfully my kids were not like that.
You’re welcome!
Pics and Vids of the patents or it didn’t happen.
:D
Seen the rise of mileage in San Francisco, but also seen how that got corrupted when Deja Vu took over.
Their have been times when I have been a habitual and compulsive consumer of services from strip clubs and AMPs, but not now. It was more just because I was married and had no other safe options.
I am not an uncritical consumer of services. I don't take any of it at face value. Rather I relate to the women and get them off script and off sight ASAP.
I helped to put a Pentecostal Daughter Molester into San Quentin. The chance came to me, and so I took it. One does not refuse the Burning Bush.
I call him the Pentecostal Molester because his entire church lined up behind him and against the daughters. They said, "You have to forgive, you HAVE TO".
If these girls had listened to their church and practiced denial, they might have become the clients for that church's outreach ministry.
I tried to impress this on the court, that this was not just an individual perpetrator, it was a corporate machine which preys on children, and then passes the collection basket. And I have made this appeal to local law enforcement.
I like women to dress sexy, slutty, high heels and makeup, thigh high stockings. So I am a natural for strip clubs, and in this regard strip clubs out perform AMPs and civvie night clubs.
Nothing Wrong With Handing Money to Women, But Buying Dances is a Chump's Game.
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Offers prime points on sanitizing after extreme martial arts demonstrations
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I've entered cooking contests.
I have a sneaker collection worth about 30k. Mostly coz of older shoes I've saved. Today's quality is shit in comparison.
I've dabbled in the entertainment industry with a little success.
I have a 23 year old model from Chime moving in with me tomorrow
I am a published author and am soon to publish a full-length novel.
With my science background, I embarrassed a pastor who tried to disprove evolution in front of his 2,500 person congregation.
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A medal out of a Cocoa Puffs box doesn't count!
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Haven’t been to a NC strip club since. Nothing can replicate that night. Still can’t stand the taste of 4loco and Chacken Fingers.
True (old) story.