Tell us something about yourself...........

skibum609
Massachusetts
..............that you know to be 100% true, but that based on your posts here, few if any will believe. I will go first: fifty percent (50%) of my clients are African by birth.

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shadowcat
3 years ago
My maternal grand parents were born in Bessarabia.
skibum609
3 years ago
^ Very cool. Never knew where it was until I googled it just now.
Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
I've been on TV
founder
3 years ago
I run a strip club site
TheeOSU
3 years ago
"I've been on TV"





But his mom knocked him off because she wanted to clean the dust off top of it.
CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
I suffer from premature evacuation
TheeOSU
3 years ago
"I run a strip club site"




What's it called? Do you have a link to it?
nicespice
3 years ago
I’ve been featured in a local newspaper once. No, I will not say why.
Tetradon
3 years ago
I barely avoided a famous workplace hostage situation and murder.
gammanu95
3 years ago
I always vote for one democrat party candidate in some minor local election, because I find it distasteful to vote straight party ticket.
Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
I own more than a few guns.
gSteph
3 years ago
Ah, Nice, what was it? We won't judge.
Muddy
3 years ago
I actually don't do drugs
Daybreaker
3 years ago
I'm not sure I have anything that people WON'T believe...I was raised mormon. Now I'm a non-monogamous superfreak haha
FTS
3 years ago
I once ran a mile in less than 4 minutes and 30 seconds.
twentyfive
3 years ago
I’m at least a foot taller than you skibum
goldmongerATL
3 years ago
I sometimes wear underwear in a strip club.
Cashman1234
3 years ago
When I was about 12 - I got into a fist fight with a taller, goofier, big toothed kid (who was a few years older).

Evidently Kelly Tripucka didn’t appreciate me calling him a horse toothed goofball. He wasn’t uncoordinated for much longer, as he played basketball for Notre Dame and the NBA. I still keep in touch with his one of his less successful brothers.
jackslash
3 years ago
I knew John Belushi.
Tetradon
3 years ago
I almost physically collided with Natalie Portman. And she's _tiny_ in real life, if I didn't have better reflexes I would have concussed her.
misterorange
3 years ago
@jackslash... Now you KNOW you have to share more about that!
From978
3 years ago
I started a prison riot
drewcareypnw
3 years ago
I shot a guy once. (He didn’t die)
Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
I once made out with Nicole Ritchie. And the fat old bitch from shahs of sunset sexually harassed me.
shailynn
3 years ago
I used to be the drummer for a few rock bands in high school and college.
ilbbaicnl
3 years ago
drewcareypnw shot me once.
wld4tatas
3 years ago
I briefly held Shakira's hand at a concert
ElDuderino_AZ
3 years ago
Christie Brinkley said hi to me when I was a pool boy.

I spilled drinks on a Playboy playmate at a club.

In college, when an All-American / future lottery pick / future (two-time) Olympian, with six inches and 60+ pounds tried to dunk on me, I met him above the rim and blocked it (and then he got mad and dunked on me 10 straight times...but I got him once!)

Once in Vegas, coming out of a bathroom, I turned the corner and crashed into coach Tarkanian and he hit the ground. I felt terrible.

Another time in Vegas, leaning up against a wall, Mike Tyson came around the corner and crashed into me. Next thing I know, all I can hear is "I'm sowwy, I'm sowwy". After I shook the cobwebs, I looked down and saw it was Iron Mike.

Maynard from Took got me drunk.

And Carrabba's works better than Olive Garden...
ElDuderino_AZ
3 years ago
Tool*
ElDuderino_AZ
3 years ago
Oh, also...

I've been on TV several times, including Sportscenter and Road Rules on MTV

And when I was 21, partying on Sunset Blvd, a (female) pornstar sexually assaulted me. #metoo
crosscheck
3 years ago
I once led a hockey league in penalty minutes. I guess with my screen name that's really not that much of a surprise though...
EastCoaster
3 years ago
I am a working musician, but not famous by any stretch of the imagination. Not even close. However, about four years ago I sat in with a band as a featured instrumentalist at a live show at a small venue in one of the Atlanta suburbs, and the video of that performance has now been seen more than 3 million times on You Tube. What those 3 million viewers don’t know – but now you do – is that 30 minutes before that performance, I was at Follies, balls-deep in one of the Griffin girls.
Studme53
3 years ago
I was an angry, bad kid. I would get in a fist fight about once a week when I was in grammar school. I got suspended several times and my parents and I had to go to the school district psychologist a bunch of times. It helped. My mother was an angry person too and it helped her as well. I recommend it for problem kids.
Thankfully my kids were not like that.
DoctorPhil.
3 years ago
Well, I am a space genius, I gave Prince his first pair of assless purple pants, and I am destined to save American and help install the best President we will ever have: Jennifer Lawrence.

You’re welcome!
CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
I had a stripper give me her phone # - and when I tried it received the message "Please hang up and try your call again"
gobstopper007
3 years ago
My first review was rejected.
shadowcat
3 years ago
I've seen EastCoasters You Tube video but I did not watch him fucking one of the Griffin girls. :)
Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
Dessert scrub approved my reviews
MackTruck
3 years ago
I rite da best reviews
Jascoi
3 years ago
i’m a shy introvert.
Tetradon
3 years ago
Growing up, I was one of the very top math students in my state.
Tetradon
3 years ago
I have written a dozen reviews of Club Desire and never been accused by desertscrub of writing a club ad.
CJKent_band
3 years ago
@heaving

Pics and Vids of the patents or it didn’t happen.

:D
CJKent_band
3 years ago
I can write, (and do many things like sports, shoot guns, throw a ball, etc) with either hand, thanks to my brother being born ambidextrous and teaching/training me to become ambidextrous too…
motorhead
3 years ago
I have Gold Medallion status with Delta but I’m still not very comfortable flying.
san_jose_guy
3 years ago
Decades long patron of strip clubs and of AMPs.

Seen the rise of mileage in San Francisco, but also seen how that got corrupted when Deja Vu took over.

Their have been times when I have been a habitual and compulsive consumer of services from strip clubs and AMPs, but not now. It was more just because I was married and had no other safe options.

I am not an uncritical consumer of services. I don't take any of it at face value. Rather I relate to the women and get them off script and off sight ASAP.

I helped to put a Pentecostal Daughter Molester into San Quentin. The chance came to me, and so I took it. One does not refuse the Burning Bush.

I call him the Pentecostal Molester because his entire church lined up behind him and against the daughters. They said, "You have to forgive, you HAVE TO".

If these girls had listened to their church and practiced denial, they might have become the clients for that church's outreach ministry.

I tried to impress this on the court, that this was not just an individual perpetrator, it was a corporate machine which preys on children, and then passes the collection basket. And I have made this appeal to local law enforcement.


I like women to dress sexy, slutty, high heels and makeup, thigh high stockings. So I am a natural for strip clubs, and in this regard strip clubs out perform AMPs and civvie night clubs.

Nothing Wrong With Handing Money to Women, But Buying Dances is a Chump's Game.

SJG
Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
^ Your privacy wall sucks.
san_jose_guy
3 years ago
And you Ishmael are an extreme creep, and it does not matter to me how many times you want to bash your head against my privacy wall, except for the fact that I have to use a wire scrub brush and Clorox to clean your blood and lymph fluid off of my nice wall.

SJG
CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
The Cleaning Ninja: How to Clean Your Home in 8 Minutes Flat and Other Clever Housekeeping Techniques // Courtenay Hartford (2017)
Offers prime points on sanitizing after extreme martial arts demonstrations
san_jose_guy
3 years ago
^ I should look at that.

SJG

The Baker Gurvitz Army - Memory Lane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td5ktUD-…
CandymanOfProvidence
3 years ago
Coincidence, friend of friend! I am the Cultus chapter leader in my hometown
sideshow_bob
3 years ago
I have a howto video on YouTube with a 100k views.
Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
I get a lot of compliments on my intelligence and intellect.

I've entered cooking contests.

I have a sneaker collection worth about 30k. Mostly coz of older shoes I've saved. Today's quality is shit in comparison.

I've dabbled in the entertainment industry with a little success.

gawker
3 years ago
I haven’t seen my ATF in 10 months and don’t miss her.
I have a 23 year old model from Chime moving in with me tomorrow
shailynn
3 years ago
^^^ glad to see you still kickin friend!!!!
Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
Gawker. Youre a tuscl living legend. Glad to see you posting
rockie
3 years ago
One might say that was a "reverberant" return to TUSCl late last evening!
Tetradon
3 years ago
I won a gold medal in a regional martial arts competition as a kid.

I am a published author and am soon to publish a full-length novel.

With my science background, I embarrassed a pastor who tried to disprove evolution in front of his 2,500 person congregation.
san_jose_guy
3 years ago
I received a Mathematics Gold Medal once.

SJG
TheeOSU
3 years ago
^


A medal out of a Cocoa Puffs box doesn't count!
48-Cowboy
3 years ago
I am the one Boomers are jealous of! I am fit and in shape and get all the ladies...
skibum609
3 years ago
^Lol. We been you stupid. You ain't been us.
san_jose_guy
3 years ago
Guys improve with age, or at least they can.

SJG
Tetradon
3 years ago
@SJG, I could see you having _some_ math chops. You have a Ted Kaczynski vibe about you.
wallanon
3 years ago
My least favorite customer moment is sitting between two dancers debating who knows more dirt about the club and the management.
wallanon
3 years ago
Ok I'm going to ask, is Chime an actual place? Or is it phone magic that hacked up Chile or something like that? Because if there's exotic young strippers (er, models) from this Chime place wallanon wants to know lol.
steeldog65
3 years ago
I worked all day after breaking my ankle and went to a club that night. By the time I went to the ER they had to cut my shoe off. I felt ok for the most part until they cut my shoe. Leather dress shoes are expensive.
drewcareypnw
3 years ago
^whoa!
warhawks
3 years ago
I once met up and closed a club with JuiceBox69 in North Carolina years and years ago….

Haven’t been to a NC strip club since. Nothing can replicate that night. Still can’t stand the taste of 4loco and Chacken Fingers.

True (old) story.
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