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Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Probably not new hangout

With Tattletales slipping a little, thought I’d try here. Know that it really isn’t “new” Follies, but hoped it would still be a little different. It was / but not in good way. As others have…

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Is A Crash Coming?

Man where is Dougster when you need him. I’ve worked in sales for nearly a quarter of a century and I have never seen a worse January, and I’ve seen some bad Januarys (especially ones with bad weather). As…

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20fags new name

Wannabe WHINEstain ROTFLMFAO

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

First time being there, and got scammed...

It was a Sunday night and I went there with my friend. Downtown parking is terrible to find and had to pay $40 for a parking garage. We went in around 7pm. There were about…

Whiskeria 4 by 4

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

The Gold Standard in Rio

I went here on a Thursday night. While in Rio, I also visited Solarium and Centaurus. I'd rank 4x4 the best out of the 3, and it also had the lowest prices.…

Cheetahs Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Back after a long while

Went in on a Saturday night after a gap of several years. Apparently ownership has changed and in this case it was a good thing. Money has been spent on enlarging the stage and the…

Spearmint Rhino

New York, New York

first review

Time to pop the cherry of this club. Came friday night, grand opening, around midnight, there was a blizzard but it was packed inside. No ID scan (check obv, but no scan), no pat down. Free…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

Rainy Night at the Industrial Park

This is a very large club with plenty of room around a large center stage. It was a $10 cover as I arrived around 10PM. They use a rake to scoop up the $$$…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Friday night Brea

I won’t go into details regarding the layout as it has been described on almost every review. I went a couple fridays ago, got there about 9. Walked in and surprisingly it was decently busy…

Politics

Another CNN sex scandal

CNN President Jeff Zucker Resigns https://people.com/tv/cnn-president-jeff-zucker-resigns-after-failure-to-disclose-relationship-colleague/ Zucker, Cuomo, a couple of pedo producers, and some guy is suing Don Lemon for sexual assault.

Tijuana

Cab/Uber fare

Anyone know how much I can expect to pay for a cab/uber from the TJ airport to HK?

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, Oregon

Unplanned fun time to kill the boredom. Dancer took pretty good care of me.

Went in on a whim after a boring day. Got there mid-afternoon thinking I'd have a few drinks for the helluvit. . Grabbed a drink, sat at the rack with a wad of singles to see what the…

Politics

Sending US troops

PreznBiden said before he will not sent US troops to Eastern Europe. Now he is.

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Best female singer

I think ski did one a few months back about best male vocalist. Now female vocalist. My top 4 off the top of my head in no particular order 1. CeCe Peniston- Forget Nirvana, CeCe Peniston really brings you back to the…

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Damn Juice - be careful

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CZPt2SZhQCM/?utm_medium=copy_link

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Back At Blaze

This past Tuesday afternoon, on a whim, I decided to make a quick visit to Blaze. This used to be one of my favorite black clubs before the pandemic began. It’s been almost a year…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

New to me

My typical drive on Sunday nights takes me through Fullerton / Anaheim area and I usually stop by the Library off State College. This past Sunday, for some reason, was a little crowded over there…

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guess who got hired at Desires …. ;)

yay!!!!!! I’m so excited! It was poppin’ in there for Wednesday in the middle of the day. I’m super happy because I love day shifts. I’ll be there tomorrow! I’m also very happy they didn’t already have a Carmen <3

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

So-so time

This place is really easy to miss. My GPS made it appear as if I was driving into the middle of a curb. The parking lot entrance abuts a driveway of a gas…

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'It's business expenses': That's what banker called $217,000 blown on strip club

https://www.wionews.com/trending/its-business-expenses-thats-what-banker-called-217000-blown-on-strip-clubs-449802

Politics

Whoopi Goldberg is right

Whoopi Goldberg pointed out the obvious (" the [world War II era] Holocaust was about man's inhumanity to man" not about any specific race. This is so obviously true, the narrative controllers at the ADL had to spring into action and…

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Hot Sexy Girl

This has to be one of the hottest girls. Her name is Nita Strauss. She's a rocker chick. Plays guitar and is hot. Have you heard of her? She tours with Alice Cooper. https://www.instagram.com/hurricanenita https://youtu.be/ET2b-l6QeNw

Politics

Freedom Convoy - Canadian Truckers Protest

Since the weekend, the protest (against vaccine mandates) has shut down their capital and a border crossing. Coincidentally their Prime Minister caught COVID and either went in to hiding or quarantine. Some media and politicians have called the truck…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

Small but good club

Leather and Lace South like Leather and Lace University is a small club. When you first walk in you are in a small check in area that you have to get buzzed in to get…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

Taking a Break on the Long Drive Home

I was traveling back from Georgia to South Florida, and decided to break up my trip up with a stop at Bottom’s Up in New Smyrna. New Smyrna is just south of Daytona and…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

An ok club with better than expected dancers

For starters, I’m from the DMV, so visiting this club in Fayetteville was pretty cheap. We were charged a cover (can’t remember the cost) at the door and bought a few beers $4/each. The bartender…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Boring waste of time

Its been 3 years since I originally reviewed this club. It was not a particulary good review and sadly things have gotten much worse. To be fair, its not this clubs fault but its the…

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The "Condom Conversation"

It's funny how often I have this conversation. Inevitably it's some version of: Her: Oh, I don't have a condom. Do you have one? Me: No, I didn't really think ahead. Her: Well I'm OK with it if you're clean.…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Saturday Afternoon Visit

Wrapped up with some personal errands so I stopped by for a quick visit around 5pm on Saturday. Free parking, $10 cover, light pat down then proceeded downstairs. The layout has been discussed…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

$100 for 7 minutes

I have always been a fan of Mons. It is not the place for extras or anything even close, but the women were always classy and the evening was honest. it was a…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Vivide probably better but not there yet

Two visits review one in November and the next Mid December. Entry charge increased from $5 to $10. Thought Deion was fooling me. As soon as I entered made a eye contact with blonde…

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Does anybody else feel slighted after Paul Drake and Subraman left us…

For that ugly bitch Reddit? Ugh like eww. I hear her pussy stinks too. Guuurrrrrlll you don’t even know.

Politics

Why Republicans are against legal abortion

Cause all you need to do is make sure the pool boy who's fucking your wife instead of you is snipped. https://youtu.be/XYwHkVoi8OI

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Am I that guy?

Was bored on a Friday afternoon and read some decent reviews about this place. Location is in an office park hidden of the main road. So if privacy is your thing, this place has it.…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Surprisingly good times at Fannies

My friend from work met up with me at Wax which is across the main street, close to a highway on ramp and exit. We did a couple of dances at Wax and decided…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Light Entertainment on a Sunday Evening

I had to make a Sunday drive from one part of NC to another, and Greensboro was not far out of the way, so I stopped in even though it would not be prime time…

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Seeking.com in 2022

I’d been thinking of joining lately. Does it completely suck now or is it still decent if you play your cards right? I’d be using it exclusively to find women to meet when I travel out of town. Maybe there’s…

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BOSTON: Any updates

Gonna have 3-4 hrs free there next week. Not enough time to get to Providence. But I could use a good LDK while there. Which clubs are good nowadays tor touching? Extras? Is Covid all over there? Thanks for the feedback.

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

TGIF ...... This is why you look forward to Fridays!

I was in the neighborhood. Had time to stop by for a bit of entertainment. Large parking lot in decent shape. NO VALET, a definite plus. Nice "privacy" fence covering. As usual, the club was…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Decent place with average girls

Place was meh, not great and not bad either. All avg looking chicks except one who reminds me of Harley Quinn from suicide squad. LD was 20$ and Vip was 200-300$. Try to get ld…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

Planned for two stops but only made one

Was going to stop by the peppermint hippo but only a few cars outside and no one answered when I called about dress code so I never stopped. Proceeded to fantasy girls. Pulled up about…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Sorry but not for me

This is a rough review and may not be what this club is normally like but man I was disappointed and spent less than 10 minutes in here. I came by and paid the…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Best Birthday Ever

I went down there for my birthday. Crossing the border in both directions by foot, into Mexico around 4 pm and back into the US around 9 pm was easy and there were no lines.…

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Fight At The Golden Corral

Fight Over Steak Leads to Golden Corral Melee “All I wanted was some steak.” http://newser.com/s316368

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Listing needs an update!

This listing in sorely in need of an update. Many things have changed, the biggest being that it is now an all-nude club. To make that happen they had to give up serving…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Off hours, but the girls were on

Hadn’t been to BT since before Covid. My last visit, BT was still the “under construction forever” place, which I liked because it was pretty chill and felt to me almost like a party in…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Girls a little pushy but the dances were worth the money, IMHO.

The basics - Valet parking, $20 :>(. He directed me to the only open spot which was in the front, a couple of spots down from the front door. Entry was…

Politics

Cruz calls Biden's promise to nominate Black woman 'offensive' and 'insulting'

https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/31/politics/ted-cruz-black-woman-supreme-court/index.html But if you call his wife ugly and accuse his father of assassinating JFK, he'll love you forever and tongue fuck your asshole!!!

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Most Epic Prank Ever

Guy breaks up with girlfriend and plasters her phone number for a contest all over town. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CYkX8FZvt6L/ Anyone have Icees phone number? I doubt SJG has a phone, he didn’t even have internet for a year (and what a year…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Fun On The Way Home

On my way home and wired, I decided to stop in to she who and what was shakin'. The lay out of this place is basically an entrance at the foot of some stairs. The…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Kittens. Worth visiting if you're in the area.

Went on a Wednesday afternoon back in early November 2021. Never been but found myself in the area with a bit of time on my hands. This place is next to a bar and has a…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

A Sexy Red Crystal

I went here on a Saturday night & I had not been since the location was called “The Dollhouse”. It was quit a few years. I walked in after paying a cover, which I…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Compilation of more visits

Like last time I’m going to skip the club descriptions since it seems to be a part of most reviews. I’ll go into my visits and what I experienced. For the past few months I’ve…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Lido's

Making my semi annual trip to Cocoa Beach. I stopped by Lido's around 11:00 Friday night. Cover was $10 and a beer $5. There was a large crowd but one dancer told…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Cheaters

Making my semi annual trip to Cocoa Beach. Stopped in Cheaters at 10:30 Saturday night. $10 cover and $5 beer. The place was rocking. There were 12 young women having a…

Blue Diamond Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Should

This places was a last minute shot in the dark and I wish I stayed home. The Sable is located off of the CityLine section of Philly for those who aren’t familiar With the area.…

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Mike Zimmer's swimsuit model girlfriend

Mike Zimmer got canned as the coach of the Minnesota Vikings a couple weeks ago. But he probably is thankful to have more time to spend at home with his 40-year-old swimsuit model, Katarina Elizabeth Miketin. She's sporting the team…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Dancers Royale

Making my semi annual trip to Cocoa Beach. Stopped into Dancers Royale at 3:30 on Monday. No cover and $5 beer with a free shot. There were only 5 dancers and six…

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DEAR GOD

We will give you Icee, CJ Kent and San Jose Guy if you give us back Betty White.

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Do you buy extras?

There seems to be a difference of opinion on this board with regard to the subject of extras. Are ITC extras just a normal part of the PL hobby? Or do extras only belong in brothels? Icey…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Not a bad night at all at the 19th

It was a Tueday night and I wanted to stop in the 19th to see if anything has changed sinced I was last there as a regular about 2 years ago. As you enter the…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Dead Monday afternoon as expected

Writing the review after coming out of the club just right now. Total disappointment after driving 2 hours from my place. I felt Monday afternoon would be horrible, it came out true. Entry fee is $5…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

A tell tail VISIT

I visited OGE on Sunday for the first time since the COVID started. I got there about 2PM and left about 5PM (nice 3 hours). I entered with my shorts on (as cold…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Overall a good time, but joint is a complete hole in the wall

My client meetings ended early so I thought I would hit this place at Fannie's since they're like across the main street from each other and the furthest away from my hotel. I arrived…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Heard April may be around...

Just getting back in the post-Covid swing. Haven't been to the new Carnival yet but a friend said April is around. Can anyone confirm? Thanks. -JS

Pure Platinum

San Diego, California

Reopening

Has anyone been here recently since they’ve reopened under what I presume is new management? They’re starting to up their social media game and I’m noticing dancers from other clubs are also working here. Any reviews to share?

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She spread like the covid

Ok, which of you PLs had your country pickin cousin do a song about your new fav at that Texas bar? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkwjjMiHoCI I kinda admire Country Western for its ability to mix a heartfelt personal story with some public health messaging.

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Miss Heard

Ok, so now we live in a digital age where music is incredibly clear and lyrics are an internet search away, but I still remember when that wasn't the case... so, for more years than I'd like to admit, I…

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$30 is the new $20

Basic front room lap dances at Rick’s Cabaret in Fort Worth are now $30 per song. Still $20 at two other clubs (Temptations and Bucks Cabaret). I know some dancers say they charge $25 or $30 even when the club…

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Do you pay the upcharge?

When a ROB tries tell you her dances were $25 or $30, after the fact, instead of the usual $20, or you know she's overcounting dances, how do you handle it? If it's your regular or fave club,…

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Subscription Services

Is it just me or is everyone offering a subscription service now? A regional convenience store is offering a soft drink or coffee you can get 1 every 2 hours for a month fir $14.99 a month. Originally it was…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

DD Manville - a daytime review

I’ve been going to DD Manville for a while now, and there is is a reason I am a repeat (daytime) customer - the girls are friendly and hot. Jordana is a Latina porn star…

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Need insight on Baltimore clubs

Wife and I are into private dances together. New to the area, but it looks like the rule in Maryland is that even at fully nude clubs, lap/private dances stay clothed? Is that correct? Thinking about going to either Penthouse…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Another good club option outside TJ !

Decided to hit up this club once again, hoping for a better Fun night on a Saturday. Parked my car right in the front, by the main club entrance. It seemed busy ( based on…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Wake up Treasures!!!

I've come here numerous times, previous times were pre covid. This will be my first visit during covid/post covid depends on how you see it! Parking is easy, driving off a busy road/Westheimer and you turn into…

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OT: So Sad

Former Miss USA Jumps To Her Death In New York City Cheslie Kryst, the winner of the 2019 Miss USA pageant, died on Sunday in what officials have ruled a suicide. “NYPD responded to a 911 call at 7:13 AM to Cheslie’s…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Camilla, my latina love.

Oz is great. There are a lot of dancers, and the bar is usually crowded with customers. I went in on my own on a Sunday evening, and sat at the bar.…

Politics

There are people in every time and every land who want to stop history in its tr

Title couldn’t say it all. “There are people in every time and every land who want to stop history in its tracks. They fear the future, mistrust the present, and invoke the security of a comfortable past which, in fact, never…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Okay experience

I've been going to this place for longer than I'd like to admit and seen a lot of changes in the club, a recent one has turned me off to this place. The girls are…

The Rednecks Yacht Club

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Visit after a long time ant it is so different now....

I had some time to kill on a sunday afternoon so decided to make a trip to Fayetteville. Visited RDYC after almost 2 years. After reading the recent updates my expectations were a bit low.…

Tennyson Lodge

Bethel Park, Pennsylvania

2 of 2 bad Pittsburgh outings

After a very lame trip to Club Erotica I drove to Beemers which from what I could tell from reviews would be a good time. I arrived around 10 pm on a Wednesday to a…

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Wellness Check: Subraman

Dear Subraman I have noticed you haven’t made a comment for sometime here. I am conducting a wellness check to make sure you are still alive. I know, you could still be going on a gay sex marathon at a…

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Rams Fans

If you are a true Rams fan, then you can tell me what this is all about. https://gfycat.com/tartvictoriousfrilledlizard

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Geriatric Central

Doorman told me there were no seats available and recommended I stand near the bar. There were seats open, but I think technically someone had their drink holding it. I didn't care since I…

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What do you get for 220k?

Swiss banker spent 220k at strip clubs for business related reasons. https://www.businessinsider.com/swiss-ex-banker-220k-strip-club-trips-business-reasons-2022-1

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Former 'banker of the year' spent $217K at strip clubs on company credit cards

"For business-related reasons" Must be nice, lol. https://www.yahoo.com/news/former-banker-tells-court-spent-151533773.html

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O.T. -- Let's go, L.A. Staffords!!!

As a Lions fan, Rams were my adopted NFC team this season. Threw $25 on them to win it all at +1300 in September. Had to rock my Lions shirt and socks today, drink some bourbon from Traverse City.…

Politics

Calls to censor Joe Rogan accelerate

The out of control censorship culture won't be happy until every view the ruling establishment doesn't approve of is completely banned and those who dare to ask questions are in prison or dead. https://www.infowars.com/posts/greenwald-pressure-campaign-to-remove-joe-rogan-from-spotify-reveals-liberal-religion-of-censorship/ How did we get here in America of…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

100 smoke shows, but no milage or value to be found.

TLDR: It's a very nice place with a giant well-lit floor and a few elevated stages with no seating around them. Floor dances were often quoted as $40/song. The girls are honestly white hot. If…

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When will packs of immigrant muslim men stop raping little girls in europe?

When will it finally end? And when will the cowardly media finally say something about it?

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Outing stripper posers

If a stripper uses the phrase "oh goodness", is she probably just posing as s stripper? I mean, you'd expect something more like "for fuck's sake!".

Awkward meeting in a strip club

About six years ago I played in my son’s fraternity’s golf fundraiser. As one would expect there were several coeds there who were driving the beer carts and helping with other assorted things to put on the event. After the golfing there was a cookout and party at the fraternity that everyone was invited to attend. Many of the girls had introduced themselves to me as my son was one the frat’s officers. It was clear they were not flirting with me as much as trying to earn brownie points with the brothers. It was very obvious that several of the young ladies had piercings on parts other than their ears. I spoke with a couple of them for…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Monse Madness

I had been to Pandora's twice since relocating out here. I know it's one of the Big Three in the Sea, possibly the most popular of the group. I suppose the 1,262 reviews…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Job got done?

So for the sake of a complete review, the layout. The building was recently painted so the only bit of once was on the outside is the front door. It doesn’t stand out as bad…

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

1 of 2 mediocre outings in Pittsburgh

I was in Pittsburgh for work a couple of weeks ago and decided to tour some of the local options. I opted for the places that are not downtown which are more upscale, possibly more…

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Gentleman’s treatment or Leave you alone

I was recently at a Rick’s and as I walk in a guy in the suit introduces himself, gives me a rundown of everything, instroduces me to the bartender, asks me what I’m into, even starts playing matchmaker, breaking down…

939

Honolulu, Hawaii

Slow weekend, very little interaction, but amazing dancer

Went in late night on a Saturday. Outside looks run down, inside is the opposite. Similar to another reviewer, I also felt that the staff (minus the waitresses and few bartenders I interacted with) wasn’t…

Tijuana

TJ ATF Report.

Wrote an article https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=58236 on my failed efforts to add an ATF to my roster. Although centered around HK, the article format seemed most appropriate.

Hong Kong Tijuana ATF Test Failure

Went to TJ (1/27/22) specifically to see a chica that I thought had ATF potential. During our first encounter, she was a joy. Previously, across the bar dressed in white with a big chest that I assumed was plastic. (I was wrong.) My mesero asked if I wanted a girl. 90 minutes before I had to check out, so I said yes. He brought me the girl in white. Little English, but she had a good vibe, drank slowly, and playing with her boobs was fun. Firm but evenly so; couldn’t feel any plastic inserts. Later she showed me pictures of her with her family around, showing how chesty she was when she was younger. I took the girl in…

The Honeypot Club

Maidenhead, England

Honeypot is worth a visit

I visited here just after the club had opened on a Monday evening. Unsurprisingly I was the only person there and only 2 dancers were working, both British and about y’all on my scale. Both…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Been a while, but good to be back

Hadn't been to this old gem in a while, but was coming out of the isles casino around 9pm and thought why not checkout DD. Since i ubered over, i didnt suffer the parking fee…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Standing Room Only!! Not sure why?

Arrived at 2:00, and the parking lot was full of cars. Saw lots of guys walking out with basketball shorts on, and I fell in a short line to get in and scan my license…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Two - Tuesdays In Two - Two

Two off - peak night visits to ring in the new year composite review: Both times I managed to snag a spot right next to building vs the back lot shared with "Riveters" bar next…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

A fun night with average dancers

For those who know where it is, you will understand when I say it is all by itself on state highway 63. The bar is on the right hand side heading north at the top…

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BITCOIN FOR LAP DANCES!!! Now Try Making That Rain

Here's the latest offering in Las Vegas and a sign of things to come ... one famous strip club is now accepting cryptocurrency for lap dances!!! The good folks over at Crazy Horse III tell TMZ ... customers can now pay…

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Born After 2005? You Can Never Buy Tobacco

https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3vnqb/tobacco-smoking-ban-malaysia

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Tried the higher priced VIP room

I’ve been here a couple times pre-pandemic, but this was the first time post-COVID. The layout hasn’t changed. Coat check to left. After you check your coat, the bar area is directly behind you. It’s…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

An Afternoon Visit to Kitten's

Earlier today I ventured into Kitten’s, and had a nice time. First the club details. During the day, there is plenty of parking. At nights (and especially on Th, Fri, Sat) the parking lot can…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

My Favorite of the Big 3

Wow…my favorite of the “Big 3” clubs in Seattle. Less girls here usually, but they are sexy and you can certainly find some gems here. We all know the layout, and most don’t care about…

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America’s Happiest States

Rhode Island is the happiest state in the U.S., according to an analysis. To determine the nation's happiest states, analysts compared states across two dimensions — emotional and physical well-being; and community and environment — using metrics. Metrics ranged from the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Seattle Strip Clubs are For Extras.

I have been shy to write reviews. People on this site do not understand the differdnce between a strip club in Seattle and Strip Clubs in others parts of the Country. 1) Strip Clubs in…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Good Way to Return to Florida

So, it was a Friday night and I was driving thru JAX on way back to South Florida after spending the holidays with family up north. Decided to stop and try a couple of…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

The G does not stand for great

Between CoVid all the snow, I was becoming bored. So off to Akron to hopefully add some change and excitement to life. First stop was Lucky's. Nothing at all appealing there today. Then a stop in Lusty's…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This place has really gone downhill

Stopped by EB one recent weekday evening driving down from Boston. It's been many years since I've been at EB. It was a great club years back and I was curious how it…

Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

Enjoyed Stripper before the Snowstorm

Looks like I found my new favorite place. $5 cover, not pushy about drinks or dances, just a fun place to see some sexy ladies put on a show. Fawn was the first girl on…

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There’s a report out saying Tom Brady is retiring

I kinda thought he looked like he had enough that last game where he lost, he’s been a great player a terrific person and he owes nothing to anyone, glad I had the opportunity to see him play. Good luck…

MJ Peter Chain Clubs: The Early Years

Many of us are probably familiar with Michael J. Peter chain clubs. We've probably been to one or more of his Solid Gold, Pure Platinum, or Thee Dollhouse locations. This article will focus on the early years, mainly at the flagship Ft. Lauderdale locations on North Federal Highway. I recall seeing MJ Peter Chain being tagged as McClub, in reference to McDonalds Chain. IMHO, this is an erroneous moniker, as the chain leans more towards high end. Things like valet parking, tuxedoed doormen, higher level of dancer attractiveness, etc. were de rigueur for this chain. LATE 1980's 1987: This was my first…

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, New York

Uh Mom, there are boobies on this carousel.

Huntington, NY. Tuesday night right around midnight. Right off Jericho Turnpike. Huntington is good area. Plenty of parking. Walk in no cover, ID scan. No vax card check. Set up U shaped bar, stage in…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

The Scene from an Italian Restaurant

Commack, NY. Right off the Long Island Expressway out in Suffolk. It's a good area. Parking lot, plenty of parking. Tall Latino guy at the front, ID check, pat down. No cover. Seemed like a…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

Hey look are those affordable lap dances? Nope just a mirage.

Farmingdale, NY. Tuesday night around 1030. Right by intersection of farmingdale road and broadhollow road. Right by Republic Airport. Suburban safe area. You can see the purple light from this club from pretty far out.…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

The Dollzie Drama

Passaic, NJ. Thursday night just after midnight, I was passing by thought I'd stop in. Real industrial part of Passaic, factories all around. Plenty of parking in street and in back. Walk in, through hallway bathroom…

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Which is riskier?

1) Getting Covid from DFK with a stripper or 2) Getting an STD from BBFS with a stripper

Sugar Daddy's

Long Island City, New York

I'm the type of Sugar Daddy that gives out candy from a white van

Long Island City, NY. Completely industrial area, warehouses all around, no residential. Parked on one of the streets. Valet is $20 to get a spot right in front. Wednesday night around 1030. Cover sucks here…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Fun Afternoon at Hanks

Henry the VIII Lounge is located in Inkster on Middlebelt Road one mile north of US-12. They have a fenced-in parking lot with no valet or fee. The building's exterior and interior are both…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Rick's Springfield

Manhattan, NY. Wednesday night around midnight. I found parking right out front on 33rd street. Obviously a very busy area, for anywhere really this is the heart of Manhattan. Right by Penn Station if your…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

New York State of Mind

Manhattan, NY. Thursday night after midnight. Just came from Rick's Cabaret. I parked on the street where it said no parking but a bunch of cars were parked so fuck it. I would not try…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Gorgeous ladies, but out of my league

WOW! That's a lot of gorgeous girls!!! There was a $10 cover and a pat-down at the entrance (something I'm not used to). The ladies and waitresses wore masks unless seated with you.…

Lookers Gentlemans Club

Carlos, Minnesota

Don't bother unless you are a regular

$10 admission, no mask requirement. Long stage with two poles. Chairs right up to the stage, surrounded by several small tables with 2 or 3 chairs. Numerous couches in plain view and one VIP room…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Feel like a local, kinda

Spent a couple nights here this week and have some opinions. Overall good value for Vegas but not wow I have to go back. The first time had a 10$ cover and DL scan, the…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Not much

This place has been described ad nauseum, so I will skip the basics. I will say, the smoke smell was evident just as you open the door, the strongest I remember. There also was no…

Oval Office Gentlemen's Club

Green Bay, Wisconsin

Fun Wednesday Night

Layout: Stage in the middle of the club, bar on right as you walk in, lap dance area on left side. Maybe 12 tables around the stage. Dances: 15 min in private booth $150 - good two…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly at Scarlett's

Scarlett's has always been my go-to and went in the afternoon twice this week. Wednesday I landed a little after lunchtime, so no free lunch. On Friday, landed at 1pm and actually got a pretty…

Lookers Gentlemans Club

Carlos, Minnesota

Took a chance on a Friday night

Friday night a couple of weeks ago on my way out to North Dakota I stopped in here to get off the highway. It was about midnight, and the place was pretty empty. Hours: listed…

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Another NJ Club Bites the Dust (Centerfolds) Murder?

https://www.nj.com/atlantic/2022/01/nj-nightclub-closes-amid-investigation-into-19-year-old-found-dead-after-leaving.html NJ is the only state where if a new cadillac stops on the shoulder of a bridge overpass you keep your eyes focused on the road ahead and dont make eye contact with the occupants https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwrwNYM6Jv8

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Hot girls, all air in the main

I stumbled across this place looking for a highway exit and I was like why the hell not. There was a cop car in the parking lot, but by the time I found a…

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Clubbing in rough weather

I think I posed this question some years back, but the "snowstorm" we have in the northeast made me smirk. 3-5 inches during a pandemic makes everyone run for shelter. However, I do remember when I was young and stupid…

Politics

What are Democrats supposed to do in a situation like this?

https://abcnews.go.com/Health/boston-risks-losing-disproportionate-number-educators-color-citys/story?id=82535820 What are Democrats supposed to do when one of their most high profile issues of the past year causes a problem for some of their key voting blocks? The vaccine mandate in Boston is having a "disparate impact" with regards to…

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I found Scrubby out in the wild!! 🧽

Screaming something about sin and repenting Proof for CJKent https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=10007

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Russia vs Ukraine in strip clubs

They both pretty much look the same. Tend to be very pale white girls. Sound the similar too. Work at the same sort of clubs. You have to ask point blank what they are. Call me crazy but from what…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Was About Ready to Give Up on the Place Until…..

Intro Ok, this place is not at the top of my list, but apparently is for many people who frequent the Pompano Triangle. For me, Cheetah Pomp is my last destination I hit up…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

The voyeur.

I’m a good hours drive from this place so while I the area for work I stopped by around 2:30 last Monday afternoon. I have not been there in about 6 months.…

L.A.'s Gentlemen's Club

Virginia Beach, Virginia

Friday Night

Having visited Virginia Beach multiple times over the years, I know about the Bikini bar only situation that LA’s finds itself. Therefore, there are no contact dances allowed and bikinis only. That being…

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Couple friendly in Vegas?

I'm taking the GF to Vegas in a few weeks, and I'd love to find a club where some dancers would show us a good time (meant literally and possibly euphemistically, depending on how into it the GF would find…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

Slow night just before the holidays

Paper Moon Scott's Addition Thursday 12/23 10 PM Scribbled this up shortly after my visit, but failed to submit. Apologies on the delay. Figure a month later, the info should still be solid. Place was dead when…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Worth Every Dollar!

Heard good reviews about this place. It was either going to be Cheetah's or DD. Decided on going with DD. Went in a Friday evening around 11pm with a group of guys. Club was packed…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Deja Vu: Not bad, yet not Great. Just average from my visit

I made a visit to Deja Vu about two month’s ago. It was over the weekend in the evening. When I entered, I was charged $15 or maybe $20 for cover. The strip stage was…

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Is Vegas masking up?

just wondering

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Double Dose of Devon

I was in the area on a Wednesday and stopped by one of my favorite places. Playhouse Lounge is a pink building sitting right on route 130. Plenty of parking in a very safe…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Looking for Fun near O'Hare

I found myself in a hotel near O'Hare airport on a Thursday night and made the Uber ride over to this club. I went in with low expectations based on past TUSCL reviews…

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Best review comments

I find myself putting similar comments in rejected reviews. I’ve also noticed some really good examples in some of the reviews where they were approved but one adjudicator had a dissenting opinion. Here are some examples, what feedback have you given…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Throwback Thursday

I stopped in yesterday around 8:15pm and there weren't many cars parked in the lot. This club is easy to find and it's in a safe area. They have a sign on the door that…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Meh, Thursday Afternoon Visit

I was happy to discover that they still waive the cover charge for military veterans and the door girl very sincerely thanked me for my service. I think it is $5 otherwise in the afternoon.…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

CH3 with the wife, had an okay time!

Came to CH3 with my wife on a Wednesday in October. Club was pretty much dead, with maybe 20 customers total scattered around the main floor. Maybe because I was sitting with my wife, but was…

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

Slow Thursday night

So after a totally forgettable experience at The Filly, I stopped by Beemers. I had had fun with Nikki in the past but regrettably she didn’t happen to be working this evening. The parking lot…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

I judged a book by its cover . . . And TOFTT

I have been reading reviews about this place for some time. It seemed like a reasonable place with attractive women and the possibility of enjoying one’s time (with the right dancer). Bottom line - I…

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Nepali dance bars

https://youtu.be/mqewOH5mxNM I'd love to visit one. I think women from India Nepal Pakistan Afghanistan that whole area are some of the most beautiful in the world. That's why I have a thing for Indian instathots from England lulz…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

PO Afternoon

I happened to be in the area for the first time in a long time, so I decided to visit one of my old regular spots. It's a stand alone building with a large parking…

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Okay, who is this?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CZPzalYh4tj/

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Septum Rings

I am very aware that girls want to create some individuality about themselves. Hair color, tattoos, clothes, make-up. It all creates an image the girl wants to project. But one thing that has become…

Politics

If Biden had a sense of humor...

... he would fulfill his vow to nominate a black female to the Supreme Court and choose a biological male who self-identifies as female for the nominee. Can you imagine the liberal heads exploding as they try to figure out…

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If Biden had a sense of humor...

... he would fulfill his vow to nominate a black female to the Supreme Court and choose a biological male who self-identifies as female for the nominee. Can you imagine the liberal heads exploding as they try to figure…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Becoming my go-to spot

Came here on a Friday. VERY residential neighborhood. Generally can find parking on the street without worrying about safety. Enter the small establishment, pool table immediately by entryway, small stage on the right…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Please, do not waste your time

What can only be described as my worst strip club visit. I arrived at 8:00, $5 cover to the door girl who seemed pissed at the world, had a pat down from an unhappy, looking, unprofessional…

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Mr. Skibum doth love Miss Greta, methinks

Check out Mr. Skibum’s posts on this thread: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=78403 The guy clearly has a rage boner for Miss Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman “Bojangles” Thunberg. I guess that is okay since she’s 19. Not like his sick fascination with a 19-year old makes…

The Playpen

Los Angeles, California

Having fun at the Pen

A buddy and I love to go here as our usual spot (been coming frequently since Oct 2021) and it’s been good to us as we are recognized as regulars. We usually come at a…

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thinking back about strippers you went out with any regrets?

I was thinking back and remember one I unintended ghosted who did not have my number. Wasn't happy with what I got out of a weekend trip and never called again without even tellling her but justassumed she would figure…

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Safest big city

This is based on crime rate. Cities with at least a 250K population. Safest Big Cities 1. Irvine, CA 2. Gilbert, AZ 3. Chula Vista, CA 4. Chandler, AZ 5. Scottsdale, AZ 6. Plano, TX 7. Anaheim, CA 8. Madison, WI 9. San Diego, CA 10. San Jose, CA Most Dangerous Big…

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WTF?

Some dancer (or troll?) has submitted a whole bunch of semi-incoherent reviews in the Unpublished Reviews list

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Best thing about Covid 19?

Always the optimist, I've discovered a benefit of covid infection.... . Wife can't smell the stripper on me when I get home from the club. No more need to change shirts, shower , etc.

Politics

Equal Rights Amendment

REFILE-UPDATE 2-Biden urges Congress to act now on Equal Rights Amendment https://www.yahoo.com/news/1-biden-urges-congress-immediately-140406343.html SJG Stanley Clarke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW7a1rTIfAA

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OT: Walmart Meat

Normally I would never dream of buying meat from Walmart. I dipped my toes in a couple of times historically but always got burned. Then the other day I noticed a new line of Angus beef in my…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

New Police Tactic to harass Oasis

I drove past Oasis about 1 AM. Saw lots of police cars parked along the street. As someone left Oasis they were almost immediately pulled over by two units. That is usually a DUI stop. On the highway headed north…