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St Patrick’s Day

shailynn
shailynn2921329

They never tell you what you need to know.

4 yrs ago · 1 min read

When everyone who easily gets sunburned thinks they are Irish. Every female with natural red hair is the most annoying female ever on this day. When you think it’s a good idea to drink 3 car bombs and end up losing your guts for 3 hours and it’s not even 4pm yet.

Subraman wears a kilt and SJG will only recycle cans of Guinness on this day. Oh and the best of all, every single bartender on the planet (even the Asian ones) claims they are Irish on this day.

Anyone doing anything cool for St Pats or business as usual?

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Estafador

Today's st. Patrick's Day?

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Hank Moody

First day of March Madness. Watching hoops and drinking Guinness.

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shadowcat

I tried to buy a corned beef at Kroger yesterday. Nope. So I'll just go to a strip club on Thursday.

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skibum609

St paddy's day is insane around here, but in the end I will hit the sports book; spend 6 hours at Desires and golf on Friday.

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goldmongerATL

Ed McMahon used to call New Year's Eve "Amateur Night". St Patrick's Day is a close second.

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Muddy

I'll go to some strip clubs I think, I'll see if on they're website they got anything special going on. I just don't get into taking the train to Manhattan and just getting shitfaced hammered because it's St Paddy's day thing anymore. And for me the irish bars got replaced by SC's.

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TheOne&Only

Nothing special. In Chicago, the St. Patrick's Day celebrations were legendary. Unbeknownst to people who aren't locals, but St. Patrick's Day is a pretty big deal in New Orleans, too. Aside from being a reason to binge drink, there is an Irish neighborhood called The Irish Channel, and the have Mardi Gras style parades with floats and throws. In SWFL, unless you're a New England jackass, it's really no big deal.

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Longball300

Nothing special this year... Been to the parades in Chicago, Savannah, Cleveland and Pittsburgh and they all have been a great time. Have a casino trip planned this weekend so just not motivated this year.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

St. Patrick's Day is amateur hour for a full day.

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shailynn

Nothing special for me - I’ll be working feverishly Thursday hoping to get done at a decent time because I’m leaving Thursday night to go to one of the March Madness game sites which round starts Friday.

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CandymanOfProvidence

St Patrick's Day is great to have the chance to wear a kilt, it's freeing that it makes it so easy to drop caca on the spot.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

I'm gonna gonout and try to get a drunk white girl lulz

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Cashman1234

No plans for celebrating - but definite plans to watch March Madness!

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crosscheck

St. Patrick's Day, much like New Year's Eve lost its allure for me quite awhile ago. I have no desire to get drunk, nor do I have any desire to be around a large group of drunk and rowdy clowns.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

The real meaning of Saint latricks day

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