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Reality Star Gives Away Jars of Her Farts .

shadowcat
shadowcatVIP63055432

Atlanta suburb

4 yrs ago · 1 min read

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twentyfive

Well shit.

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nicespice

Good for her 😎

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misterorange

Interesting this story was covered by a website named "the blast."

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Icee Loco (asshole)

People think this shit is weird. But when you have feelings for someone and miss them. You even miss yhe smell of their facts. Other farts don't smell the same....

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ilbbaicnl

One of my favs told me that, if you can't fart on a PL during a lap dance without him knowing, you're still a baby stripper.

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Muddy

yum

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Dolfan

As if farts in a jar weren't bad enough, she wants to somehow bring NFT's into the mix.

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MackTruck

Shadows wants a jar of da Ron Jeremy's fartz

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MackTruck

icey is da kang of da fart snifferz

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CandymanOfProvidence

Dolfan, In this case NFT means "Nasty Fart Token"

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Cashman1234

She’s a cute girl, and she’s definitely milking her 15 minutes of fame!

If there was only a video of her filling the jars - with outtakes of her pushing too hard - I have a good friend who would buy it!

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CandymanOfProvidence

The founder of Signal is mocking NFTs with - what else - poop! engadget.com

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shailynn

I could see Subraman buying a jar of farts.

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Cashman1234

A jar of farts should have a very short shelf life.

Would they last more than a week?

As they age - they must get stale. (Unless they smelled stale right out of the ass.)

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CandymanOfProvidence

Who will be the first to package their own bags of manure?

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Cashman1234

^ It’s the spring growing season here in the northeast - so a few bags of properly aged manure could be useful. Just avoid applying too much - as it can burn the roots.

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DeclineToState

The jar of farts story being posted on a website named theblast.com is amusing to me

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TheOne&Only

I'd need to see her menu for preparing said flatulence to prove the pedigree. I would also expect her to light some smaller jars on fire to prove the proof, kind of like moonshine.

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