Clancy's Pub
144 Broughton Ave Bloomfield, NJ 07003

WOW Don't count Clancy's out yet

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Youngatheart2
Mar 13, 2022, 4:06 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Well, after reading the last review I had to go see if it was true. Simple answer is NO, NO, NO!

OK first the required description. Very chill neighborhood bar. Walk in the front door and enter a relatively narrow place, bar on the left then seating at the bar a a narrow walkway all along the bar. Small dance stage in the middle. To say the girls dance is an overstatement. They just kinda stand there swaying slowly for a couple songs and then walk around looking for singles but nothing like the dollar parade at other places, still chill. The dollars change I got from my beer lasted me for over an hour. Beers are $6 don't know about mixed drinks.

So walked in around 8:00 pm after leaving Vic's (review to come) not expecting much. Really just going to confirm that I should take clancy's off my list. They were celebrating somebody's birthday and the girls we wearing mardi gras beads and cute masks for some reason. 5-6 guys and 6-7 girls. I walked to the end of the bar which is wear people tend to hang out and sat down and ordered a beer. Two guys next to me were drunk as hell but happy drunks and talked with them for a bit. They were pretty funny wearing these little green leprechaun hats. Now the girls, I gotta say all of them were at least 7's and no one over 30, definitely an impressive crew for any bar. I thought, holy shit, this ain't what's been described lately in the reviews. Mix of Latinas both dominican and brazilian and mix of nice size natural tit's and 2 with unbelievably well done enhanced. These girls were stunners and could have easily been at nicer clubs, my exact type, pretty face, nice attitude, thin, long hair, nice ass and beautiful D rack. I'm in heaven with the tough decision of who to focus on.

Decided on Grace, a short little Brazilian with a spectacular body and nice, friendly attitude. We chatted for a while, me being mesmerized by her beautiful eyes behind the mask and those magnificent titties with some nipples that were peaking out behind the simi-seethrough material. Did I mention she was gorgeous? lol. So eventually went for some dances. $20/song. Once again about as good as I could have expected. very sensual with lots of grinding and her reaching around to do some stick shifing/massaging then turns and takes her top off for me to revel in her chest as she wrapped them around my face. I have to admit, I only lasted 3 songs but tipped her well. Afterwards, grabbed a seat away from the bar to relax and had another beer. While sitting there 2 more stunners approached to see if I wanted dances but were very nice about it with no real pressure or disappointment when I declined. FYI - Seems like if you want dances, your more likely to be approached if your away from the bar and sitting against the wall.

So, I've been to Clancy about half a dozen times over the years and I have to say this was the best selection of ladies I'd ever seen there. Definitely not going to count Clancy's out and will certainly be back more often after last night!

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