Night @ The Stripper Hoe Club In Vegas lowkey bragging lulz

And this site is always good convo with stripper hoes. They love my comments here snd think the site is funny.

Plus some terms I learned here like instead of asking her out asking her if she'd give me a girlfriend audition. Or if she wants to smoke loser weed. Or telling her I want to see her Toda la niche always make them laugh. Break the ice lulz

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F A K E P O S T E R !

*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT ICEYBOI ***

^ Not fake, it’s real imaginary wishful thinking Keep slam dunking that Iceefag twat Lulz

The geriatric trick can hate me but stripper hoes love me.

This is how a lot of my nights at clubs end up

^ At least in that fantasy world you live in LULZ

I read a good book last night. Lulz.

met a guy like Icee the other night with his weed pen. He had fun fishing it out of the canal when he got kicked out and banned for life for not respecting my business license.

Clubs pretty much ignore weed. There are even club nights sponsored by dispensaries.

Anyways. These are things I like doing in clubs.

Good for you Icey. Hope you have a good time with both of them. I'd much rather read about your good luck in a club than read about you starting an argument inside someone else's thread. I'm not a fan of weed, but there are worse things you could be handing out inside a club.

I had a great night at Chicas Bonitas - the dive of dives where the girls are thick and anyone that doesn't try to fingerbang them for $5 looks like a hero. So I did my usual, sitting and waiting to prey on low self-esteem slightly overweight girls and ply them with weed. Once loopy, I opened up TUSCL and started talking about perverts, which is perfect considering the place she works at is constantly busy from a constant barrage of Mexican guys looking to touch everywhere for $1. So we got along good. Then I got her a drink and some more weed and next thing you know she was so loopy she didn't make any money. We tipped some dancers on stage and I got in this bitches head by acting like Im her bf in the club versus being a customer and now Im going out with her tomorrow. Yay for you. Ill take a Rick Dugan humblebrag any day, at least those are interesting.

Pistola. Thats way off and that's not yhe club. Chicas bonitas went to he'll. Namely due to the managers coke habit. The meth head bartender. And the girls they hire now. Basically anyone who gets fired for stealing or fighting or hoeing at other clubs gets hired at chicas bonitas.

I was at little darlings.

The one downside was the stage smelled bad... Girls should clean up before going on stage. Dirty ass and pussy.... and the club was cheap with the ac. I remember when clubs would be freezing. I liked that.

But I have a really good success rate with dancers. I'm not jn my 70s and don't care about my luck then. I'm enjoying it as long as I can.

front room feel up and make out sessions are always the way to go.

And how the money works between you and the girl is between the two of you. Sometimes OTC can be free, but other times they will want something. It all depends.

SJG

There's a difference between picking them up and p4p as is spending money on a woman vs for a woman

Ended up taking stripper hoe 1 to Lindo Michoacan which I recommend to anyone visiting Vegas. Recommend trying their mezcals. A tiki bar where we engaged in frmos and feel up session. Then took her to my car lulz.

From someone who comes acrossike Ralphie from the simpsons that doesn't mean much. Not everyone is like you

Icee, was your car a lowrider with hydraulics so that passenger front fender is 6' off the ground while the driver's rear chrome bumper is scraping the ground?

Stripper hoe 1 wants to go out again

Excited to see stripper hoe 2 tomorrow lulz

Change of plans seeing stripper hoe 2 tonight. Stripper hoe 1 is getting kinda attached though. ......

I had a big surprise earlier tonight. I went to one of the worst strip clubs in Indianapolis. Sitting at the bar by herself was one of the most beautiful strippers I have ever seen in an Indianapolis club. I asked to do a couple of lap dances with her and she agreed. While we were in the back she told me she had just moved here because a sibling lives here and had previously worked at Sapphire in Vegas. I was not expecting to see a Vegas level stripper in this club. I asked her if she made more money in Vegas and she replied "a lot more".

pics and Vids or it didn’t happen.

Stripper hoe 2 turned out to be 18. And her fake ID got us kicked out of every where we tried except for a dive bar and Latin club. She was kinda shy. Told me I gave her butterflies lulz. But it was a good night. Stripper hoe 1 already caught feelings though. 🤪

And now the drama.... stripper hoe 1 admits to having a man coz she spends his money coz if she spent hers she wouldn't have as much of it lulz but says she has feelings and wants to prove it to me. I can put her on lulz

Stripper hoe 2 is naive and kinda shy but easy. Spends her days shopping getting high and working. Is family oriented.

My new bitch is always traveling with her sugar daddy.

My old bitch is in rehab til next month sometime

Ended up telling stripper hoe 1 she can be my bitch but I'm not sharing. Now she's defensive and getting extra lulz

Told stripper hoe 1 if she can't give me what I need stripper hoe 2 will. And they should become friends. Coz I can make em wife's on a winning team lulz