Mynx Cabaret Hartford
145 West Service Rd Hartford, CT

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Mar 14, 2022, 1:49 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Hartford, CT. Saturday night after midnight. Just north of downtown. Off of 91 and next to a Toyota Dealership. Parking lot packed but I actually got a spot right in front. Walk in, check ID, cover is $10. This place was absolutely packed to the gills. No seats at the bar. I was able to find one seat at the stage. It was just too too much and it threw off the customer/girl ratio a lot. Saturday night ain't the play. It's way too fucking much. Customers all ethnicities. Layout. One oval bar. One circle stage beyond that. Bathrooms behind the bar. And dance area on the left wall, community dance room. $30 a song. VIP is $150 for 15 minutes.

Dancers. I'll be honest this might be a 7up factory. Talent was good. Look closely and it's more 7's then 9's but still the talent was clearly above average. All ethnicities, all younger girls. Only like 20 dancers though at the most, I don't even think that much. There might have been 100 customers. Just way out of whack. So you got to be really proactive, nobody is coming up to you, girls have a lot options at this place. The hottest girl I saw was some chick named Gizelle. Some white, busty, healthy girl big ass, big tits. Nice healthy, german looking girl. That's how I like 'em. Anyway from what I saw the girls put a lot of effort in on stage, this one latina I forgot her name but she SOOO much effort in on stage like it was like some professional shit. 150%. It only stands out because I'm used to girls just flopping on the floor or hugging pole. This was like some strip club movie shit, the water bottle on here, the eye contact, the come here finger thing. Bravo. The girls overall were making a lot of money on stage they were given garbage bags by staff to mop it up.

They do some dance special where they start playing Girls, Girls, Girls by Motley Crue and they whole lineup parades on stage then it's 2 for 1 dances so there's that. Club shuts music down and lights on at 2. And then the back after hours spot opens up. Walk out and go left and there was a line out the door, I said fuck all that bullshit. Too many fucking people here, maybe on a weekday I would come back but weekend hell no. At the end of the day I just wanted less customers here and more girls, girls, girls. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1S0Bvz3NHo

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