Anthony Bourdain was the man

South Hadley, MA. Wednesday night. North of Springfield. In a suburban area, plenty of parking, big lot. Walk in, no cover, no guy at the door, metal detector but not in use.

Layout is one long L shaped stage, VIP on the left, community couch area on right, not too much privacy but it is partitioned off from the bar. Bar in back center. Bathrooms down hallway to the right of the bar. Dances are $25. VIP is $150 for 15 minutes. No cameras, apparently it's whatever you want it to be. There's a bouncer but he was just hanging out at the bar, I don't think there's any monitoring going on whatsoever. I wouldn't say it's a dive, but it's kind of beat up. Decent sized spot. Sort of well lit club. Customers, mostly younger dudes on this night white and black. Maybe about 15 customers.

Dancers. I had just came from Mardi Gras and in the looks department this club was a gigantic drop off in comparison. Mostly white and black here. Maybe like 10, 11 dancers. Maybe like 6's. There was one black girl with one of those perfect upside heart shaped fat asses, aside from here, there was nothing interesting for me. The stage was sometimes in use and then sometimes it wasn't. I wasn't sitting stage side for a while the girls were chatting up there regualars around the bar. Then one dancer came over, then another and the stage became a thing again and then some customers came over to sit around the stage.