Who wants to be a pimp?

What could possibly go wrong...?

In all seriousness, this stuff is more heartbreaking than anything else.

Most of the Follies girls are living with Juice now. He rented and entire motel complex.

He doesn't have to pay because he is sponsored by Vitamin V.

SJG

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SJG

That’s awful. Please tell me the child would be involved in terms of just living there and nothing more. It sounds like a horrible situation.

Actually I believe I should have said young baby.

"Who wants to be a pimp?"



Scene flashes to an alley in South Central L A where phaticeyboi is fervently waving his hands in the air shouting ME ME MEEEE!!!!

You should do it. At least for a while. You'll get money and pussu for it. Just make sure the tricks are screened a little and don't let them use hard drugs jn your trap house.

Want to learn:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111706/

SJG

"What could possibly go wrong?" is one of my favorite sentences in the English language.

KInda a fucked-up situation all-around but not uncommon in stripper-world.


"... The dancer asking me said that she would act as pimp and send customers down to my house ..."

Sounds equally fucked-up - she wants you to help the girl get on her feet yet she's pimping-her herself - I assume this chick is getting a cut of the custies she sends her way so she's not being much of a helper herself and kinda being a lowlife if she's indeed taking a cut while the other girl is doing the work of fucking-and-sucking.

And think of what could go right

@icey:"And think of what could go right" ... I guess you mean that he could get some free pussy out of the deal? Some freaky stripper/hooker 3 ways or whatever? I suppose so. On the flip side, there must be lower total-cost ways to get that. On the flip-flip side, we might get some gawker style stories out of it, and that would certainly be interesting.

He could have sex and make some money. He just has to make it very temporary and take nominal precautions to keep his trap house safe

Not coincidentally, I never found Gawker's stories to be interesting or entertaining, but also heartbreaking.

Regarding the OP's post, the premise all by itself is bad news. But once you know a child is involved, it's just plain dreadful.

Cim are you this concerned about the hookers you fuck

^ The faulty presumption here is that these "girls" exist.

Cim are you this caring about hookers you hire?

Heaving nah you mean your imaginary bitches

You just make yourself look stupid

Why doesn't she stay in a hotel, and put a personal ad up on here?

There are actually 2 questions in there, the question in the title and the reality of the arrangement.

Q1: Who wants to be a pimp?

A1: Not for all the tea in China. In no universe would I put my livelihood in the hands of chicks like this, nor is the inevitable drama worth whatever cash I might make. The Jerry Springer lifestyle is definitely not for me.

Q2: Who wants to be the dupe who doesn't really get paid yet lets these bitches treat his house like a sleazy hooker notel, with strangers coming to his house at all hours of the night?

A2: FUCK to the NO.

See Rick your thoughts about the women you pay to fuck always come out. There would be no hookers without tricks like you

Icey that's the beauty of being a "trick." I pay for the privilege of enjoying my time with her without having to wallow in her drama. It's actually the entire point of why I started seeing girls on a p4p basis in the first place, lol.

That's the chicken or the egg problem of TUSCL, what came first, the hooker or the trick?

That makes no sense at all. Surely they were screwing with you???

@Bubba: Shit like this is not as uncommon as you think. Older club customers often have more space than they need and some girls who are between homes will try to convince these guys to let them stay at their houses. The "I'm gonna send a bunch of strange mongers to your house to fuck her" is just an added twist.

Rick you pay to fuck girls you gave no chance with. But try to use euphemisms

Shadow, I have a spare bedroom. Is she good looking?

Just kidding. Not no, but fuck no.

This thread reminds me of when I was at the Cheetah in Pompano a couple of weeks ago. A two girl tagteam approached me at the bar for dances. They tried to convince me to pay them $20 each to dance for me at the same time. I told them all the other girls were dancing for $10 each, why should I pay them twice that amount? They said, “with both of us dancing for you, you’ll look like a pimp.?” I just laughed and told them I didn’t want to look like a pimp. Why the fuck would I?

Icey you talk like you know anything about me, which you don't. I never had a problem getting laid dude. When I was last single I fucked and sucked my way up and down the east coast of a New England state.

But then I met "the one", became an expectant Dad and of course got married. Then one child became three. During that time, I still craved variety and was filling it in a patchwork way. What finally bit me in the ass was taking on a Puerto Rican mistress who bartended at a club in Queens. She was fun for a while, but eventually she wanted more, like having me put a baby in her to add to her family and to have me around on holidays. Needless to say it ended badly and I had to put the fear of God in her to keep her from hunting down my wife and spilling her guts.

That was 15 years ago and the last time that I fucked a civilian girl other than my wife. The beauty of p4p is that I can cum, pay and go without worrying about what she wants/needs/etc. Now could I land civilian tail like that PR chick any longer? Probably not as I'm getting older now, but I'm perfectly happy with my situation in life. If you had any sense at all you'd consider yourself lucky to have a life like mine. ;)

I've never had a stripper want to stay with me. I have had a stripper want me to keep her cat because her cat and her dog were not getting along with each other and that would have required her to come where I live to drop the cat off. I politely declined because I already had a cat. One cat is enough. Some people would even say one cat is one cat too many.

I could see it that, if she has prostitution busts, she's in some database that blocks her from staying in a decent hotel. If she's appealing, I'd probably risk going to see her in a sketchier hotel. Hopefully she can find someone safe to watch her kid while she dates. There are times I saw faves twice a week for a few months when they were in a bad $ way. They didn't always take the chance to get their shit together, but it never turned into a seriously bad situation for me. But, in this case, members of her former pimp's gang may show up while you're with her. That was never a danger I was in, at least not knowingly.

Even among my close friends, I'd worry it would go bad letting any of them live with me.

@Rick,I get it, but Shadow and I both live in east bumblefuck making the idea of customers driving 45-60 minutes into the obvious retirement community even more farfetched. Doc, I've got an entire basement open...just have to be able to explain the strange noises...

^ Fair enough bubba. What you're saying makes a lot of sense. Maybe she didn't understand his situation?

^
She knows my situation. She thought that there would be little or no LE problems like there would have been if she had the dancer stay in her apartment.

What could possibly go wrong? Have no idea how you could pass on such a great offer. Holy shit!

Let her stay there, pay rent in pussy and do outcalls only.

Reminds me of the tagline for the original Westworld movie with Yul Brynner.

Westworld, where nothing can go worng

If shadowz got dat offer from da Ron Jerry he would have jumped at da chance

Rick so you cheated on your wife and threatened your side bitch then stuck to hookers who you look down on and have to coerce... you must be proud

Anyways. Shadowcat should do it. You're exaggerating fears

Send her to me here in AZ. She can stay in one of my places that has two available bedrooms, since the coeds didn't return to school after COVID. She can work the clubs during the day with the current other occupants sharing childcare duties (current 2 have 2 kids). House has 4 bedrooms upstairs & 2 bedrooms downstairs.

===> "Rick so you cheated on your wife and threatened your side bitch then stuck to hookers who you look down on and have to coerce... you must be proud"

Pretty much, except for the "look down on" and "coerce" parts. It's not looking down on someone to be aware of their limitations and I never coerce anyone.

This sounds like a situation that Gawker is best equipped to deal with.

If the two girls aren’t hardcore drug addicts, and they are discreet with their activities - maybe it could work for about 4 hours.

This sounds like throwing a lit match into a box of dynamite and wondering why it exploded!

I have so many questions about why this dancer would even approach you with such an absurd proposition. Ive run through dozens of scenarios in my head for how to respond or how to make it work and none of them make sense.

This reminds me of the time someone asked me if I thought it would be a good idea for him to sign as a personal guarantor on a lease for a couple of acquaintances of his who were going to use the apartment to run an illegal card game. Some bad ideas are just plain as day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGfBEnBw…

I just put 2 and 2 together. Last week this same dancer asked me for my cell number so that she could "ask me questions that she couldn't ask me ITC". At the time I thought "what questions"? Meeting OTC? I have known her for a long time so I gave it to her. Hope I don't have to block it.

I can’t imagine letting a hooker stay with me <em>at all</em>, much less under those conditions.

@shadow: I can't remember who on tuscl suggested this to me a while back, but I got the "burner" app for my iphone. this lets me spin up a new number with the push of a few buttons, and then "burn" it as soon as I don't want it anymore. this way I can text with the dancer as long as I want to, and then when I want to be rid of her for whatever reason, the phone number is gone forever. and untraceable to me. this may be of interest to you!

Its twisted if youd fuck a hooker but feel so qbove letting her in your home

Pick the one you want, like want to be leaving the strip club with.

SJG

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