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One of the Greatest Reviews Ever

Farmerart's review today of his latest adventure has got to be one of the best I've read on TUSCL in the past 8 months I've been participating here. Take a few minutes boys and girls to live vicariously through FA.…

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clubing on how you feel

Don't know how your systems go but as for me I've noticed I club a lot off of how I feel. Some examples is I could go a drink and some eye candy, just real lappers, just extras, some times…

Vixens

Key West, Florida

First time in Key West since...

First time in Key West since the mid nineties...I remember the strip clubs being better but I guess everything was better then...anyway after my girlfriend and I cruised around looking Duvall st. and didn't see…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

If you arrive by car (or...

If you arrive by car (or I suppose walk) there was no cover (weeknight). The place has video poker at the bar and actually bought my first drink for a $20 in the…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to see a dancer that...

Went to see a dancer that use to dance at Little Darlings Gentlemen’s Club but after she turned 21 she moved to OG’s to dance. At OG’s you have to be 21 to dance…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

I used to be a regular...

I used to be a regular of Deja Vu Minneapolis, and I mean a regular for nearly 10 years straight. I typically visited weekday afternoons with the occasional night visits. My first experience with a…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

So, this was the Saturday of...

So, this was the Saturday of Labor Day weekend, which probably is not indicative of their typical Saturday night. My wife and I went there--this was our second or third trip together--and the club was…

Tropicana Club

Grand Island, Nebraska

Stopped by on a Saturday, which...

Stopped by on a Saturday, which is unusual for me - a weekend stop. I was surprised - pleasantly - to see Carmen there. I had heard that she quit dancing, which made…

Spearmint Rhino

Holborn, England

Stopped by the Spearmint Rhino on...

Stopped by the Spearmint Rhino on a week night after a movie. Not many patrons in the club, which got me a LOT of attention. That was very annoying--the hustle factor was just too great.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

There's just no other place like...

There's just no other place like the Rhino. We actually went here twice in one day. Day Shift: Definitely slower. Fewer girls and almost no customers. We walked in and were basically abducted…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

After having been in Austin a...

After having been in Austin a year, The Rose is my favorite spot to go and I've been to them all around here. I think the reason is that when it gets busy, it feels more…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Went here after having a tepid...

Went here after having a tepid boring evening at Heartbreakers and gotta say probably the most aesthetic club in Bloomfield. The dancers are mostly very attractive and young. 20 bucks for a lap dance and…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I went in on earlier on...

I went in on earlier on a saturday. I think it was the perfect time. there weren't that many people there yet but there were a lot of dancers on shift. You…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Went to this place again (for...

Went to this place again (for the second time) and I have to say there are some really good points: - Prior to 8PM it's free admission (at least on weekdays, maybe weekends too), and the…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Just got back from a great...

Just got back from a great visit at BBF! I got there, sat down, not to busy. Harly came by for a dollar dance, it was incredible. Later on tipped her at the…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Came here on a Tuesday night...

Came here on a Tuesday night and not much talent. I have been here before with more girls, and many are attractive, but when you get a dance they usually smell of sweat and…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

Pushy is how I would describe...

Pushy is how I would describe this club. If you have trouble saying no, then walk on by and don't come in. This is the only club in the downtown area and it knows…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

I was sitting at home on...

I was sitting at home on a Saturday night and I suddenly got bored. My friend told me about hott 22 and I was intrigued. I gassed up my bucket and took a ride to…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Stopped in on a weekday afternoon....

Stopped in on a weekday afternoon. I didn't expect much from this place at that time of day, there were only 4 girls working and about four customers in the place. Three out of the…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

This is a strange club. ...

This is a strange club. Most other clubs i have visited encourage interaction between the dancers and the patrons. in this club the dancers seem to stay on one side of the room…

Centerfolds

Akron, Ohio

A free afternoon with money in...

A free afternoon with money in the pocket means I'm heading for a club. Haven't been here for a few weeks but little has changed (it rarely does here). Restarting the basics, its basically a dive/neighborhood bar…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Decent club stuck in the cut....

Decent club stuck in the cut. Live but crowded. Chairs are hard to come by and the air conditioning sucked so it was hot. But enjoyed the overall experience. They don't let you bring in…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

This was the second edition of...

This was the second edition of what might become the trojangreg/farmerart annual disaster at No 5 Orange. The initial fiasco last year was farmerart's worst SC financial meltdown of 2011. trojangreg also claimed to have…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

I had a one day layover...

I had a one day layover in New Orleans so I decided to go to Visions based on reviews. I had to rent a car because it is out of the way. It was as…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

I visited this place while traveling...

I visited this place while traveling through, greeted at the door with a $10 cover charge, once inside you must purchase a non alcoholic beverage, I had a $8 bottle of water, pretty pricey for…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

I had a great time last...

I had a great time last night with a future atf in the makings. Parking lot.is safe at this club I've never heard of.some ones car getting broke into and their always seems to be…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

I visited Treasures during a pretty...

I visited Treasures during a pretty busy Thursday but it didn't seem to be going very well. it was pretty quiet, about 8 dancers. there was a few hot ones, but they were busy and…

Fantasies

Keyport, New Jersey

Fantasies is a nice place to...

Fantasies is a nice place to go to grab a beer and check out some pretty hot women. No mileage in the VIP Room. Took a dance with one lady who had an incredible ass…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Went there on a Sunday afternoon....

Went there on a Sunday afternoon. The place wasnt very packed at all because I think it had just opened. There were still around 30-40 dancers i believe. No cover charge. Parking lot was very…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

I entered amateur night here last...

I entered amateur night here last night. (No I didn't win -_-) The setup here is super nice once you get inside. From the outside it looks like shit. A huge warehouse next to a…

Baby Dolls

New Carlisle, Ohio

Baby Dolls is not generally my...

Baby Dolls is not generally my club of choice. But after having a nice dinner out with a friend, I decided to stop in. Door girl has trouble finding my membership at first, but then…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

A few buddies took me to...

A few buddies took me to Oasis for my bday. As I was already buzz from taking shots from dinner, I do recall as I walk into the club. As before the club…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

The Flight Club is my favorite...

The Flight Club is my favorite when in Detroit, very convenient to the airport. My flight from CA.landed early evening so I took the opportunity to go to the club. I haven't been here for…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

I was in the area on...

I was in the area on business and had some time to kill until the traffic on the tollway cleared up. I decided to stop in and kill a little time with a couple of…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

I was in Houston on a...

I was in Houston on a business trip. Last time when in Houston visited St James. This time decided to check out same place. The cover was $15 and went through the metal detector. In…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

Went back to Beamers a few...

Went back to Beamers a few weeks ago and hit it just right! A few of my buddies and I played a round of golf then decided to hit happy hour in Stamford.…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

The good: This place is easy...

The good: This place is easy to get to, plenty of parking, and despite the looks from the outside, it seems classier than any of its local competitors. Went in on a Friday night and…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Visited Fantasyland recently on a Thursday...

Visited Fantasyland recently on a Thursday afternoon after about a 1 year absence. Paid the $10 cover (when you present your membership card). Cover charge includes your first drink (non-alcoholic) free. The…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

This place is in the middle...

This place is in the middle of nowhere. Cover charge was $15 on a Friday night and when I got there at 9:30 PM it was not very busy. The place is laid…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

So I was in the area...

So I was in the area and had not been to SR in Van Nuys in quite awhile, 3-4 months. I called up before I went over they said there was 12 dancers working,…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

This review is going to be...

This review is going to be quick.... It specifically deals with the ATM DO NOT USE IT.... In customary fashion it it says there will be a Merchant Fee of $6. Then just as you…

Aquah

Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco

Wanted to find a club relatively...

Wanted to find a club relatively close to the hotel I was staying at. Aqua looked the most appealing out of the three. The girls are attractive for the most part, and have good figures.…

PT's Brooklyn

East St. Louis, Illinois

It had been a while since...

It had been a while since I visited. The club is on again off again as far as quality of dancers and value goes. This night it was back on. There were about…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

It was the first time in...

It was the first time in Blue Moon for me. Boy what a dump!! I paid my entrance fee to some old geezer at the door. I think it was around $9.00 or something like…

Peelers Class Act

Cannon Falls, Minnesota

It's been a long time since...

It's been a long time since I've been to Peelers. None of the girls I remembered worked there any longer, and the place was under new management. $4 cover fee was…

Illusions

Nixa, Missouri

Great place to spend a few...

Great place to spend a few dollars. Went there on a Saturday night after a long day of work, and was not disappointed. You do have to have a full cup in front of you…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Not much different to report this...

Not much different to report this trip, but that's a good thing as the club has maintained consistency at least. No cover during the day, cheap drink prices, friendly staff although there was no…

Les Gal's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Great place for a quickie. ...

Great place for a quickie. The selection is usually limited but there is always at least one hot girl when I've visited. Sometimes there's a college student which is great. Girls are…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I haven't been to that many...

I haven't been to that many different clubs, but this one is the best. the Location is good (its on the infamous "block" in Baltimore, but its entrance is right on the corner of the street…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to the club on a...

Went to the club on a Tuesday afternoon with my wife. The club is in an area with tons of other clubs on western Ave. and Industrial. Since we didn’t have their coupon we…

Hard Body's

Detroit, Michigan

I stopped by here on a...

I stopped by here on a Friday after I was finished with work. I live not too far from this club, so I thought, "why not go see what's going on there?" It's located right…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

.Recenty visit midweek during the...

.Recenty visit midweek during the afernoon. This place is clean,full bar etcBut it is hit or miss, and this visit was a miss. Only a handful of dancers that were midrange at best.…

Lips

San Juan, Puerto Rico

I went to LIPS to celebrate...

I went to LIPS to celebrate my bestman bachelor party around july last year.Went with 4 of my closest friends. We arrived at 10:00 pm and it was empty.As already mentioned by other reviewers this…

Ciro's Place

Albany, New York

Went on a Monday at about...

Went on a Monday at about 10 pm. Place looks ok from the exterior. Inside is something else. One dirty cordoned off stage for dancing. No one payed any attention to…

Private Dancer

Columbus, Ohio

Was in C-bus and I just...

Was in C-bus and I just had to hit up my old stomping grounds. After all the talk of the club changing, I had to see for myself. After entering, I did have to sign…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Went to this club last Wednesday...

Went to this club last Wednesday after hitting up the nearby casino. The club is decent on the outside and there is ample parking with parking attendants. Cover was $5. I was…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

So it was my birthday and...

So it was my birthday and I was feeling the need to give myself a nice present... and what better thing to do than to venture over to Cafe Atlantis! Went back to see my…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

This club has hot girls, great...

This club has hot girls, great djs, and full contact (from the dancer) nude lap dances! Just make sure to go into the VIP for the 40 dollar dances or 3 for 100! The 20…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I've been going to Follies about...

I've been going to Follies about 2-3 times a week since January. It's the first place where I've been a regular since about 12 years ago in Michigan. I had practically given up on strip…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

I stop at Lusty's every time...

I stop at Lusty's every time I'm in Akron. Some nights, it's just a sea of fuglies I wouldn't touch if they paid me. Tueday was one of those nights when a single hidden gem…

Runway Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

My first time visiting this club...

My first time visiting this club in a long time. It was called the Kitten club I think previously. I was at the Dog Track down the road from this place and a…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Wednesday afternoon was my first time...

Wednesday afternoon was my first time at Penthouse. I've been to the Flight Club many times, so I had some idea of what to expect. However, my Flight Club visits have been at night when…

Lipstix Gentlemen's Club

Deer Park, New York

So, I went to this place...

So, I went to this place on saturday night. There are few dancers sitting at near the bar table. Nobody was there. It was not busy at all.one dancer went onto the stage and stood…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Everything written about this club is...

Everything written about this club is true. It is small, dark, not fancy. Dancers are up and down.....a few good looking, others not so much. But what you get is unbelievable dances. Yes the lap…

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, New York

Pharoah's is a really nice club....

Pharoah's is a really nice club. It goes all out on the themeing, with an Egyptian feel. The stage is really big, with 2 poles, but only one girl up at a time. Lap dances…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

This club is decent. They don't...

This club is decent. They don't have adequate parking in my opinion. Try to get there early or you'll be waiting to get a spot. I find the inside a little cramped for my taste.…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, Ontario

I have been in and out...

I have been in and out of this club going on for about a decade. It's always been a decent club. They used to have two stages going on weekends. I didn't see…

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, Oregon

Stars is currently my favorite club....

Stars is currently my favorite club. It's a 5 buck cover. Like the previous reviewer said it's like a Vegas atmosphere. The drinks are slightly overpriced and there is an annoying bathroom troll. Other than…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

In order to get my buddy...

In order to get my buddy over a breakup, I picked up him up and home and from Boston, we headed down to Providence. We went during the day so to get free admission a…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Met up with farmerart a little...

Met up with farmerart a little before 6pm. No cover no hassle. We sat at the bar drinking beer and catching up on what we had been up to. The farmer had a wonderful time…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

Stopped in here after work on...

Stopped in here after work on a Friday.Plenty of dancers. Mostly 6's to 7's hot girl next door types. Attractive barmaids and lots of activity aroun the bar. Plenty of tattoos and piercings but nothing…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

I'm a long time Booby Trap...

I'm a long time Booby Trap Customer. I have been going there for almost 10 years. They have recently redecorated. The place is not the biggest, nor the fanciest, but your money goes a long…

The Toy Box

Albany, New York

Appending my previous review in which...

Appending my previous review in which I basically said this place was a coin toss on whether you would get your money worth or not. I have been back twice since then and both times…

Notes From Sweden

I recently spent an extended vacation in Europe - London Olympics, old oil patch buddy in Scotland, some of my pop's WWII battle sites in France and Holland, finalizing the sale of my place in Saint Raphael, and family reunion in Sweden. This was my first visit to Sweden and I was entranced by the country's charms but unhappily, not by the country's SC culture. I managed two strip club visits in Sweden, one in Stockholm and the other in Goteborg. These were the two most miserable SC visits in my time as a hobbyist. I didn't stay long enough in either club to feel comfortable enough to do a comprehensive tuscl review so I will give my thoughts in this…

Improve Your Strip Club Experience: Tips from a Dancer

Hello! This is my first article for the site,which I have been reading for quite some time. I have been a dancer in Ohio for a little while, and I have some advice for customers to improve their experience. 1. No means no! I cannot express this enough. If I say no to something that's what I mean, and you should never ask me why I won't do something you're requesting, because that reasoning is really none of your business when the answer is no. If I want more money to do what you are asking for, I will say that. 2. It is extremely rude not to tip for a lap dance or VIP and I will tell the other dancers.…

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Tropical Lei vs DVCOI?

which would be the better of the two in your opinion? looking for hot dancers, mileage, and a cool atmosphere... Also looking at a weekday afternoon or night

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Stripper shot while dancing in club denied Worker's Compensation

RICHLAND COUNTY, SC (WIS) - An exotic dancer who was shot when a fight broke out in a Two Notch Road strip club in 2008 has been denied Worker's Compensation benefits by the South Carolina Court of Appeals. LeAndra Lewis…

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Why I don't go to Follies at night!

In Atlanta, where hip-hop rubs up against notorious strip clubs, rappers who want to make it big get their start by making it rain. The strip club Follies, in Atlanta, is neither a dump nor a gilded pleasure palace. It could…

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Icebox at Cheetahs in San Diego

Anyone been in the new iceboxes? I'm wondering if anyone has gotten FS in there.

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How many lurkers are there out there?

Since my thread yesterday about making it with a "10", I have received 3 PMs from guys wanting her name, so that they can avoid her. All 3 had done substancial reviews, so I gave them her name. What surprised me…

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Detroit Mayor's "Mythical" Stripper Party

This article tells the story of the rumored wild party at the mansion of Detroit's mayor Kwame Kilpatrick in 2002. http://www.deadlinedetroit.com/articles/1772/as_kwame_heads_to_court_manoogian_party_rumor_marks_10th_anniversary For those who don't follow Detroit politics (you lucky bastards), Kilpatrick ran a corrupt administration and was forced to resign during…

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Cuddlers of the world, unite!

What's with strippers hating on guys who want to cuddle? Cuddling is fun, it feels good, and it's good for you. http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/5-health-related-reasons-cuddle-152500096.html You have nothing to lose but your chains!

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Have...

Have always thought this club should be more fun than it actually has been at least for me. Rhino quallity decor and management (not necessaril a good thing).…

PT's Show Bar

Cimarron Hills, Colorado

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on a Sunday night. It's hard to find without a GPS or at least looking up the place on a map. Once there, there is indeed a membership fee which…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Montclair, California

Absolutely fantastic club! The women here...

Absolutely fantastic club! The women here are some of the best-looking I have ever seen, outside of the megaclubs of Vegas (where every girl is seemingly a perfect 10, Playboy model) but I digress They have…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

My last review for Perfect 10...

My last review for Perfect 10 was pretty much a rave. But now I'll have to temper my enthusiasm for this review. Any SC patroon in Austin knows that P10 is considered the…

The Candy Store

Tillmans Corner, Alabama

Kind of a dank club. ...

Kind of a dank club. Really dark and not inviting, and also quite small. In general not a high profile type of place. It is however in a safe area, so you…

Cheeks

Santa Fe, New Mexico

A nice little place; I most...

A nice little place; I most definitely enjoyed my time here. The girls are really cute and very friendly- they also get wildly creative with their doubles. It wasn't too crowed on the Friday night…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

King of diamonds was a great...

King of diamonds was a great first time experience. Went on a Friday evening and there was lots of action going on to keep me occupied. Dances are topless and only $10 and I felt…

Gentlemens Club Brantford

Brantford, Ontario

Decided to give this place a...

Decided to give this place a second visit. Decided to go on the Sunday night of the long weekend, arrived around 11 pm and stayed til close, at 2 am. Beers were relatively cheap, I…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

One word: depressing. I...

One word: depressing. I went there about two weeks ago, on a trip to NE Ohio. Very disappointing. It was my first and last visit. I got there a bit after…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Was finally back at Follies after...

Was finally back at Follies after some time away. Still one of my favorites. I got a few dances and they reminded me that the club is the only club worth going to in Atlanta.…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

This was my second time time...

This was my second time time going to Blaze. It was in the afternoon around 5pm blowing some time before I had to go into work. Charge was free, Security just pretty much let me walk…

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, Nevada

In the area...

In the area and decided to stop by. I like the small dives as long as safe and a few good/fun dancers. Club is as others have described. Owners/staff are Samoan,…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I thought the strip club scene...

I thought the strip club scene in Seattle was over. Vixen convinced me otherwise. She was so hot, smelled so good and was absolutely delectable. Pandora's is definitely my go to joint. I'll be…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Alway visit CH when...

Alway visit CH when in town even though my success/fun factor here has been more miss than hit. Arrived around 9pm, little early. Very picky, prefer blonds, thin not to young, experienced…

Club Rock-Za

Honolulu, Hawaii

Went on what I thought would...

Went on what I thought would be a slow night. Don't think those exist down on Waikiki. Lots of girls. Your cover (Mine was $7) gets you a drink. Be forewarned, if you happen to…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

crazy fast servive for me. found...

crazy fast servive for me. found a nice girl to go upstairs with. lots of extra for nearly nothing. dont head in here on a friday or saturday, so busy for me when I was…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

So I'll start this review off...

So I'll start this review off by saying Arnie's is one of my favorite strip clubs to visit. Since I live in NWI I don't make it out to Harvey often but its worth…

Nikita's Gentlemen's Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Giving the dancers a quality rating...

Giving the dancers a quality rating of 3 is being kind. I am usually generous in my evaluations but George's is kind of different . Of the poor qualities a dancer could have (…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Have been away from the club...

Have been away from the club seen for a while. Had some free time and decided to stop in Cowboys and see what was going on. The club itself hasn't changed much comfortable seating, multiple…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

went for a buddy's bachelor party...

went for a buddy's bachelor party on a Friday after midnight. security included a metal detector and a pat down. cover was $20. there is a main stage behind the bar where…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Not your average club, being an...

Not your average club, being an old theater. Seating is around the main stage with other nooks by the DJ booth. Full nude and BYOB. The girls are outstanding looking but very low mileage dances.…

Diamonds & Lace Showbar

Chattanooga, Tennessee

Would've been alright but there was...

Would've been alright but there was a short guy/man (black) that was there and he ruined the atmosphere. Evidentally works there certain days came there on his off day to walk around being a moron.…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

We into PP on a Wed,...

We into PP on a Wed, afternoon and it was pretty slow. There were I bet 10 gals there with about the same number of customers. Saw 3 or 4 new faces and they all…

Cabaret Royale

Nashville, Tennessee

Fun club. A few pretty hot...

Fun club. A few pretty hot blondes. 3ft rule is lame being from Tampa where groping tits is encouraged. Nashville is an awesome city though. 10.00 cover and decent music. Fun night overall. Just go…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

I was told about this club...

I was told about this club by a friend and decided I needed to check it out. Its a differnt kind of place, not really a stip club. I don't know how to…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

This place was the best place...

This place was the best place to go in Houston. I tried others while there and this was the best. This place is huge with a ton of girls. Here you will never be bored…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Well I had a little time...

Well I had a little time to kill so I pulled off the freeway and checked in to CR for the afternoon. This is my first visit in quite a while and I was…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Stopped by here on a late...

Stopped by here on a late Wednesday afternoon for happy hour on the reccommendation of a co worker. The place has all the luxury feel look and feel of a high end club without the attitude.…

Barbarella's

Ottawa, Ontario

Friday afternoons - lunch special. ...

Friday afternoons - lunch special. Drink + 3$ gets you a meal ticket. Roast beef, plus a show. Can't get better value than that! Picks up and gets busy around 12:00.…

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If all the girls had flat chests and shaved their heads so they looked like boys

Seriously? I feel like we keep hitting new lows on here.

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If all Strippers were fat would you continue to patronize Strip Clubs?

It's really getting to the point where most strippers are fat, if not obese here in south Texas. I find myself going to SCs less and less and even when in a SC staying there for less than an…

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so cal...la/oc/ie help

so next week on tuesday ive got a friend coming in from out of town and he wants to hit some clubs or just 1 good one. i always go to deja vu in industry on weekends, for a late…

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Who do you target?

Shadowcat's topic of finally making it with a 10 got me thinking of how hot of a girl do you target/try to get dances from in the strip club? For me I always go after the hottest stripper in the club…

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Strip Club Brawl; Oregon Style

It was the fishermen versus the loggers last Saturday night at Annie's Uppertown Tavern, Astoria Oregon's only strip club: http://www.dailyastorian.com/free/fishermen-loggers-take-dispute-to-the-streets/article_4c7a2510-f5ee-11e1-9da3-0019bb2963f4.html I wonder if this will raise or lower their Club Atmosphere rating (currently 4).

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I finally made it with a "10".

In the many years that I have been at this, I have never taken a "10" to VIP. In fact, I rarely even give a stripper that rating. Last time I was with a woman that beautiful was back in…

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What? Is it that time of the year again?

Posts on RIL, studies about falling in love with strippers, posts asking how to know if a stripper loves you...

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so how do you know if the stripper likes you or not ???

This is a big newbie question so this is some ideas from juice baby....#1. If she starts to discount or pay for or buy you thangs.....this is a big sign that you could be a boyfriend or free fuck busy..........feel.free.you…

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More women head to the strip club for the women and the men

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/more-women-head-to-the-strip-club/2012/09/03/45a78e36-f5de-11e1-8398-0327ab83ab91_story.html The best thing about women going to strip clubs is, in my opinion, that it makes stripping more mainstream and acceptable to the general public. This should help to reduce restrictive strip club laws.

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Feeling like a RIL

I had a great VIP with one one the dancer about two month ago. Unfortunately at the end of the session I realize I only had $20 to tip her. She also told me that she main work on weekday…

Tijuana Hookers: Street Rookies

I was at a work conference in San Diego and had Friday morning off, so I decided to go to Mexico & get some lovin. I started off by going it the famous aldelita bar. This would be my second visit in almost 10 yrs, I believe I was 20yrs old on my 1st visit. This place still hasn't changed, cheap beer & even cheaper woman. Due to my schedule, I had no option but to go that morning. Which was probably better since I was a bit scared to go by myself at night. I arrived around 10:00am & the place was just opening with just one or two girls in sight. The waiters welcomed me inn, but I…

A Different Experience: The Flip

"Ready to flip over?" Because Elaine had advertised in the "Therapeutic Massage" section of BackPage, and because she'd specifically called out her credentials and certification with the city government, I hadn't really expected anything in the way of a "happy ending" up to this point. Speculated, yes. Hoped, yes. Prepared with a tip, yes. But this was the first time I'd seen her, therefore a risk for her, and a couple of reviewers had mentioned that her sessions got better as she grew more comfortable with you, so I was prepared to go away without release, and without complaint, if the massage was good enough, which it most definitely had been to this point. There are…

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brazilian strippers in San Diego

any thoughts?

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American Football

Greetings, I am a stripper in New England iso the best titty bar for watching American Football. Ideally I would like to find a customer to play with and watch football with. I know little about the game.…

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Removing Make-up From Clothes

A dancer put her face into my crotch and started blowing and simulating head. After I left the club, I noticed make-up stains all over the crotch of my pants which were light-colored. Has anybody else had this problem? How do…

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What makes you keep visiting a strip club?

I decided to make this thread because of the other one for why you stop visiting a club. 1. Hot dancers giving dances with high mileage at reasonable prices. 2. Reasonable drink prices. 3. You have fun at the club and can relax.…

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What makes you stop visiting a strip club?

I was thinking a bunch of dancers asking for more money than I want to pay for dances. I believe it's been months since I've been to Platinum Plus in Columbia. I can easily get less…

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Couples friendly clubs in Myrtle Beach

My girlfriend and I love going to strip clubs together. We have a condo in North Myrtle Beach in SC and like to go ofter for long weekends. We typically go to the Masters since we have had…

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in love with a striper

Ok so I'm in love a striper and I'm fuckin enjoying living with her......I'm going to.enjoy this until she tosses me out.....or.ask.for marriage then I'm out....lol......still clubing localy and most girls know my girl. And thank I'm a slick sumbitch.....need…

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A Search For Old Talent - Indy

A short, hot brunette with tattoos of guns like they were in holsters on her hips with the stage name Jackie used to work at Brad's Brass Flamingo. Probably haven't seen her in a year. Any idea if she's at…

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Rambling on a fine, fine Labor Day

I know it's been said before, but thinking about Labor Day, I wanted to thank Founder once again for his labor here. It's been an unique site, and I would think a lot of us men (and a few women,…

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"Extras" at strip clubs?

Let me preface by stating I'm a noob to stripclubs. Gone to my first one a week back. While going over reviews, I noticed some people mentioning "extras" In all honesty I didn't even consider anything "extra". I thought you basically pay for a…

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Study: Men Paying For Sex From Prostitutes Looking For True Love

LAS VEGAS – A new analysis of men who pay for sexual activities suggests that their true goal is finding something a bit more complicated – true love – even if it's from the sex worker. In this new study,…

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the stars of strip search AZ!!!

The new reality TV show strip search that's being filmed in Scottsdale have found there 12th contestants. I only find 3 of them attractive, 1 ugly dancer and the others are ok looking. I'm disappointed in the quality of the…

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COMPETITION

recent visit to Pink Pony in ATL. club was quite empty. during VIP session with dancer (call her Kay) she mentioned that business had been real slow lately. she blamed it on the fact that the "whores over…

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Columbus Ohio Club Recommendations

I need to once again cast my net out for opinions and suggestions, this time about Columbus clubs. I'll be in town for a long weekend next month and will have a car at my disposal. I have…

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One bad lap dance that sticks out in your mind

Man you guys, I got duped by this pretty italian stripper a couple weeks ago. I should have went with my gut, but I didn't. Her beauty won me over and I ended up regretting it BIG time. Sometimes, you…

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Who makes the most entertaining/memorable threads on TUSCL?

I'm on TUSCL a lot, and sometimes I get bored, so I look at the past discussions and articles of people who post regularly on TUSCL. I've got to say it's some entertaining stuff. My question is which member do…

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Phoenix area clubs

I will be in the Phoenix area in the next month and plan on hitting a couple clubs while in town. I have read the reviews but I' m Looking for some extra information. Planning on visiting both…

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Wedding Ring

The thread about telling a dancer the truth about what you do got me thinking. For those of us that are married do you leave your ring in the car when you go to a club? I've always left it…

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what has been your fastest champain vip fuck ?

Mine was not kidding under five min.....lol

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Road Trips

Clubbing is one of the reasons I plan road trips, but it is sometimes hard to know where to go. It would be interesting if this board had a way to map more than a single city at once. My…

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Thoughts on Massage Parlors

Ive been thinking of changing venues, and going the massage parlor route for a little while. As a veteran of the strip clubs, you have good and bad nigjts, whereas I've heard from many friends that there are a couple…

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A Damned Lie

My ATF called to alert me to a problem. Her boyfriend went through her cell phone while she was asleep (passed out?) and found a series of text messages between her and me. Now I am always discreet in my…

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Off Topic Rant About Airlines

The past month I have spent entirely too much time on planes. Vacation to Europe - Air Canada cancelled a flight causing me to miss Usain Bolt's 100m gold medal race at London Olympics. Ryanair within Europe - cheap as…

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How do you know if a stripper wants to bang you

Here's the situation, I've been to this club near me a couple times and 2 of the times I've taken one of the girls for a VIP dance. The VIP dances at this club are supposed to be 15…

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Three Women Walked into a Dallas Strip Club and Beat Up a Stripper Last Night

Three people walk into a strip club and start hitting a dancer "with closed fists." The cops show up. Nobody gets put in handcuffs. Not exactly a joke. More of a riddle, we'd say. Marqualia Bernard is a dancer at Exposure Sports…

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"So, what do you do?"

I get this question from dancers all the time, so I assume everyone else does too. How many of you tell the dancer your actual job? For a while I had been able to get away with "I'm…

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We don't pay our LE officers enough.

I was talking to a favorite dancer the other day. She had just started stripping again after a 2 year absence. Her husband is now a deputy sheriff. I sure hope that the sheriff's department does not raid the club…

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How exactly does the Vegas limo ride to the SC work?

I'm going to Vegas in a week guys. I haven't been in about 3 years. I know the cover to the SC's is usually $30. But like everybody I've heard you can get a limo ride and just tip the…

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Not for the faint of heart.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hustlemama/8th-annual-pregnant-bikini-contest-houston-tx-7909

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Russian Dancers / Clubs with Russian Dancers

I'm really into Russian (and Eastern European) dancers, and am interested in finding clubs that have them. I realize that they are a wide demographic, but some of the hot ones I find hard to resist, especially with their…

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asian dancers

hi everybody. i always liked asian dancers. where is the best strip club to go to to see asian dancers in the state of wisconsin?

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Some Good News For Today

Hopefully this decision stands in NYC. But it would be even better if the clubs went back to being as good as they were before Mayor Giuliani cleaned up. <a href="http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/08/31/13584353-judge-strikes-down-nyc-law-meant-to-keep-x-rated-shops-away-from-schools?lite">http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/08/31/13584353-judge-strikes-down-nyc-law-meant-to-keep-x-rated-shops-away-from-schools?lite</a> Here's the text in case the link is bad: http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/08/31/13584353-judge-strikes-down-nyc-law-meant-to-keep-x-rated-shops-away-from-schools?lite

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BJ vs. FS

anyone ever choose a bj over fs? I love pussy and nothing can take its' place, but sometimes a great bj is just the right choice. I have had girls in that past that give phenomenal bjs but…

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Giving it the old college try

No lie. She is a student. http://www.theprovince.com/Campus+stripper+drive+crazy+club+owner+says/7166235/story.html

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Any non-smoking clubs in SE Michigan?

Do any of the Detroit area clubs really prohibit smoking as per state law? I've only briefly visited a few clubs in the last couple years and most have smelled smokey, even if I didn't see anyone smoking. At Tycoons,…

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Strip Clubs or Private Lap Dance Club

Alright, so after being to both confidently (damn I'm far too young to be even having steady information about shit like this, let alone experiencing), I've realized that through thorough, thinking I'm starting to believe strip clubs are not as…

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Hot Fat Women....well maybe lukewarm

I hate spinners. Give me something to hold onto. Sometimes I think about who could be supermodel uber hot if they lost a few pounds. Old school: Mama Cass Elliott. Pretty face beneath that fat. Former FOX news reader…

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OT: Underground sex club in Louisville.

http://www.whas11.com/home/Works-crews-discover-underground-sex-club-in-Whiskey-Row-167597465.html http://www.whas11.com/home/50-Shades-of-Louisville-Whiskey-Row-club-had-recent-history--167744715.html Damn, open as late as the late 90's. Wish I'd known about *that*. :)

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Rick's Cabaret Agrees to Acquire Additional Adult Business in Midtown New York C

Upscale Adult Nightclub Operator Will Open Its Second Manhattan Location in 2013 NEW YORK CITY – (August 20, 2012) – Rick's Cabaret International, Inc. (NASDAQ:RICK), the publicly traded group of upscale gentlemen's clubs, has agreed to acquire a second adult business…

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Hire Sexy Golf Caddies from Centerfold Strips for Your Next Round of Golf

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Hire Sexy Golf Caddies from Centerfold Strips for Your Next Round of Golf August 4, 2012, 2012 New York, NY – Golfers are trading in their old, boring male caddies for young sexy female models! Is your Sunday golf…

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At The Crossroads

I met the perfect dancer at my favorite club about a month ago. A cute AA spinner with equal parts hot and tease. This girl does not have a ginormous booty or jumbo knockers, everything is just the…

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Indian Female Escorts are so hottest and beautiful 09967000097.

In India we offer clients a wide range of legitimate services and we currently employ a brilliant range of escorts. With genuine categories such as: Blonde, brunette, English and mature escorts - our services to customers can be tailored made to suit…

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finding yourself reviewed lol

As an adult dancer, I've seen so much and experienced plenty. I love the world of adult entertainment and often, check reviews on the nightclubs around my area to see where's busy, where's currently "the place to be" and other…

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Spend Beautiful time with Amazing girls in Mumbai dial 09811776767.

Mumbai is one of the most fascinating cities in all over world. It is not only famous for its unforgettable places, destinations but its charming beautiful girls too. Mumbai girls are highly educated, modern and fond of living hi-fi and…

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Which is Most Important to You When Visiting a Strip Club (Dancer Attractiveness

Hi y'all, My name is Candy, I just turned 20, and I have been dancing ever since I turned 18 to help pay for my college tuition. About 6-7 months ago,…