Removing Make-up From Clothes
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
A dancer put her face into my crotch and started blowing and simulating head. After I left the club, I noticed make-up stains all over the crotch of my pants which were light-colored.
Has anybody else had this problem? How do you get make-up off of your clothes?
Has anybody else had this problem? How do you get make-up off of your clothes?
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I still want to shoot the dancer who ruined that tuxedo.
I sympathize with you. Generally, my dry cleaner can get most of the make-up out of my clothes.
However pussy juice is another story. I try to swallow as much of it as I can, but invariably, sometimes some of it winds up on my crotch area.
I still have pants with those stains (somewhat noticeable). Good luck.
Try a darker color.
Egads! White pants in a strip club - bad form, old boy.
At least it wasn't after Labor Day.
Seriously, though, light colored pants? What *were* you thinking? :)
Depends on the type of makeup. Try googling it instead of asking here; you might have more luck.
Whatever you do, DO NOT DRY YOUR CLOTHES IN A DRYER until you can confirm the stain is out. The dry will lock in the stain forever.
Strippers who wear glitter should be flogged.
You can wear White after labor day, as that is an outdated rule.
To know how to remove the stain, first determine what the actual dye and vehicle are that are staining your pants or shirt. Most make-up stains are a conglomerate of several petro-chemicals, so it's reasonable to guess that you will be removing an oil-based pigmented stain. If you happen to know that the girl uses organic-only, then try an organic solvent first. Either way, you'll work your way up to a drugstore stain-remover such as RIT's dye-away or any of the other brands. Follow the instructions. If it doesn't work, then DON'T wash and dry the clothes. Instead, go to a professional clothing "repair and cleaning" place. Most dry-cleaners pretend to be clothing repair places, but often they just send the material out to a sub-contractor. Find the sub-contractor and work with them.
If you have to do it quickly on the way home before wifey sees it, you may very well ruin the clothing. Better bet is to cover the girlie stain with a manly stain. For example, to hide the lipstick around your zipper, maybe cover your entire crotch with gasoline and tell wifey that the pump almost exploded. Or roll in dirt and say you slipped and fell. Or something like that. So that the lipstick is camouflaged until you can get a real opportunity to remove it properly.