in love with a striper

Hard to say without knowing what business you are in? Maybe say you want to go to a real concert/art exhibit or do something she finds ungodly boring (gambling?) good luck!

Some good fucking ideas bro.....keep going boys I need to get my juices flowing in Atlanta and Detroit

Tell her you got this new job doing reviews on strip clubs. :)

I have a list of banks around the country with crappy security. :)

Attending a literacy course...

You are in love with a striper? Dude, I don't judge what other guys do in the privacy of their bedrooms, but man on fish action is just a little too kinky for me. Most guys who deal with stripers catch and cook them rather than fuck them. ;)

Sales meeting

Small mouth bass or striper bass?

Lmfao

Maybe say your work is going to send you off for a training seminar with a couple coworkers and you will be out golfing wherever you go. If you plan on lying, just make sure she doesn't have your buddies phone numbers and that they know if she does call.

Blowfish?

Job interview; helping a friend remodel his house

Say you're a fireman and you gotta go fight fires in california for a few weeks

Thanks for all the advice and laughs

Anytime, juicebox69. Seriously, Bank of America has crappy security. They deserve to be, ahem, relieved of . . .

Juice:

I can't believe you are in love with a dancer. And this confession from a dude who has claimed to have fucked over 60 dancers? Juice, dancers cannot love you. You can only love them, and by love, I am talking about feelings of care and compassion.

Dancers, until they retire, never really love anybody.

If you're in a computer industry, it's pretty reasonable to go for multi-day training a couple times a year. I often have to fly somewhere for training, despite living in a white collar town full of computer professionals.

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