in love with a striper

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JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Ok so I'm in love a striper and I'm fuckin enjoying living with her......I'm going to.enjoy this until she tosses me out.....or.ask.for marriage then I'm out....lol......still clubing localy and most girls know my girl. And thank I'm a slick sumbitch.....need to find some ideas for "business trip ideas" so I can club out of town.....you guys got some good ideas ???

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Dougster
12 years ago
Hard to say without knowing what business you are in? Maybe say you want to go to a real concert/art exhibit or do something she finds ungodly boring (gambling?) good luck!
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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Some good fucking ideas bro.....keep going boys I need to get my juices flowing in Atlanta and Detroit
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shadowcat
12 years ago
Tell her you got this new job doing reviews on strip clubs. :)
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vincemichaels
12 years ago
I have a list of banks around the country with crappy security. :)
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steve229
12 years ago

Attending a literacy course...
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rickdugan
12 years ago
You are in love with a striper? Dude, I don't judge what other guys do in the privacy of their bedrooms, but man on fish action is just a little too kinky for me. Most guys who deal with stripers catch and cook them rather than fuck them. ;)
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WOODDR2
12 years ago
Sales meeting
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gatorfan
12 years ago
Small mouth bass or striper bass?
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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Lmfao
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sharkhunter
12 years ago
Maybe say your work is going to send you off for a training seminar with a couple coworkers and you will be out golfing wherever you go. If you plan on lying, just make sure she doesn't have your buddies phone numbers and that they know if she does call.
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hard10
12 years ago
Blowfish?
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Sperrz
12 years ago
Job interview; helping a friend remodel his house
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TortillaChip
12 years ago
Say you're a fireman and you gotta go fight fires in california for a few weeks
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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Thanks for all the advice and laughs
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vincemichaels
12 years ago
Anytime, juicebox69. Seriously, Bank of America has crappy security. They deserve to be, ahem, relieved of . . .
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Pablo Antonio
12 years ago
Juice:

I can't believe you are in love with a dancer. And this confession from a dude who has claimed to have fucked over 60 dancers? Juice, dancers cannot love you. You can only love them, and by love, I am talking about feelings of care and compassion.

Dancers, until they retire, never really love anybody.
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HonestT
12 years ago
If you're in a computer industry, it's pretty reasonable to go for multi-day training a couple times a year. I often have to fly somewhere for training, despite living in a white collar town full of computer professionals.
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bustanutz
12 years ago
Dick model 4 porno shoot
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