I stop at Lusty's every time...

I stop at Lusty's every time I'm in Akron. Some nights, it's just a sea of fuglies I wouldn't touch if they paid me. Tueday was one of those nights when a single hidden gem made it worth staying. I had already sampled a couple of marginally attractive girls when a thin young blonde suddenly appeared nearby. To my eye, her bangin' bod looked too good to be true. Not in this dive. But Katie was real and available. Her dances included all the high mileage action that's possible here right at the bar. I'm sure she'd be fully satisfying in VIP, but I was having too much fun. All told, I got 16 $5 dances with her, with a few breaks to catch my breath and dry my shorts.

A lot of reviews make a big deal out of what a dump this place is. If there were never any hot girls, that would bother me, too. But when there's a girl like Katie, or any of the others I've run into on previous visits, it only adds to the sleazy charm.