American Football
Greetings,
I am a stripper in New England iso the best titty bar for watching American Football. Ideally I would like to find a customer to play with and watch football with. I know little about the game. I like to drink beer. I have long red hair and an hourglass figure. I am very kinky. 1.7 meters. 62kg.
I am very fun.
Hope to get some good suggestions. I am hoping to find a good place to watch games and dance asap. anyone know little dives with big screen TVs?
I am a stripper in New England iso the best titty bar for watching American Football. Ideally I would like to find a customer to play with and watch football with. I know little about the game. I like to drink beer. I have long red hair and an hourglass figure. I am very kinky. 1.7 meters. 62kg.
I am very fun.
Hope to get some good suggestions. I am hoping to find a good place to watch games and dance asap. anyone know little dives with big screen TVs?
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Red hair - strike one
Works in a dive - strike two
Golden Shower - strike three
You're out
Better you should come to Canada. Metric is understood here. Canadian football is much better than that sissy game played south of the 49th parallel. But best of all, farmerart likes kinky dancers with hourglass figures and long red hair.
I am 1.79m and, sadly, much more than 62kg (but all that excess weight is in the wallet).
Since you are a user of the SI, what are your measurements, 90-60-92?
Having said this, most all of the New England clubs that I have visited have TVs, including big screens, and show sporting events, so from that perspective one club is probably almost as good as another.
Now if you had asked about New England clubs from the perspective of potential earnings, I might have provided a different answer. I might have also answered differently if you were asking about which areas of New England would likely let you dance with nothing but a tourist visa, but you didn't ask that either. ;) But in all honsety, stripperweb would be a better source for that intel anyway.
@farmerart: Some of us know how to use Google, or a calculator, and aren't nearly as upset with the rest of the world for using metric as the rest of the world is with us for using the right system...
5'6" and 135 lbs sounds pretty nice to me, but we'll need to see pics to be sure. Naked ones, preferably. :)
Let me offer an alternative for you, though GoldenShowerTop. Rather than endure New England's miserable weather, make your way down to the Bluegrass, where you'll find fans of *four* regional NFL teams, St. Louis, Tennessee, Cincinnati and Indianapolis, as well as the arguably more important college sports teams: University of Louisville, University of Kentucky, Indiana University and Western Kentucky University.
Spend fall and winter in Louisville (if you want to avoid being naked) or Lexington (where it's still legal to be nude), and you'll have sports fans out the wazoo. Plus, you won't have to put up with so-called "fans" who think Bill Belicheat is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
This site needs a +/- button on comments. This one would be a +1!
I suppose that Kentucky would be great if you like rednecks (including the club customers) and woods and farms, but if you want access to a variety of upper scale clubs, a wide range of dining options, the arts, including museums and theatre, endless opportunities for cultural exploration, regional rail transportation between cities like Boston, NYC, Philadelphia and DC, etc., then the Northeast cannot be beat.
And, btw, New England is home to the current AFC champions, which has also been one of the best football franchises in the country for over a decade now, and NYC is home to the team who beat the New England Patriots in the Superbowl. So if you want to watch mediocre football played by bunch of "also rans" then feel free, but if you came to the northeast you would be assured of watching champion caliber performances. ;)
In any event, good luck.
Come to Detroit and work. Our football team is finally, and I do mean, finally, showing some prowess on the field. The boys on the team think they are hot shit at the clubs, although they don't spend a lot of money, the rest of us are good for that. :)
Also Kentucky isn't much of a place to be for football fans. I am a University of Kentucky fan and our football team blows this year. However if you are a basketball person then Kentucky is the place to be. Both Louisville and UK made the final four last year and UK won the championship. GO CATS! :)
Now if you mean full nude, the options are far more limited. MA clubs are full nude, but elsewhere in New England it is primarily topless. There are a couple of full nude clubs in CT, including Ruby II in Bridgeport and one club in Hartford, but otherwise titties are the limit.
This thread is starting to get weird. Why would any dancer care more about the best spot to watch football than she would about her earning potential?
Louisville is one of the bluest cities in the U.S. (not that *I* consider that much of a recommendation) with plenty of fine dining and other "opportunities for cultural exploration". Not to mention that fine excuse for a two week long, city wide party known as "Derby Festival". :)
And Rick, in my book, you can't rightly be called a champion if you only attained that status by cheating. :)
@Omega: If you're going to claim to be well educated, at least learn to spell "beautiful" properly. :))
@GST: To be entirely honest, if I'm in a club with hot naked women, the last thing I'm looking at is football, American or otherwise. Or any other sport besides the oldest.
George, I was going to say the same thing, but then I figured that's as close as a UK Wildcat fan is going to get to proper spelling
As a proud graduate of Indiana University....
remember December 10, 2011
IU 73
UK 72
I think you get my drift.
Now I'll agree with you on the taxes, which is why I am also scoping out more tax-friendly locales. But Kentucky? Nah, I think that I'm starting to feel a little Texas fever. :)
But with respect to my football team, that's just resentment talking. ;) All of that supposed cheating amounted to a nominal fine, no doubt due to the relative usefulness of the practice. And, as far as I know, nobody has accused them of cheating for years now, yet each season they are a force to be reckoned with.
I have been to many clubs. few have been sports oriented. Don't know what you consider to be big screen TV but I have not seen that here at all. all tiny screens.
and why would I care about the best place to watch sports? Clearly you don't know anything about my job.
... where do you wankers watch the game with hotties?
can't answer a simple question?
not a single 'I like club xxx.' No, I think you boys are all talk. Have you ever been to a strip club?
help a stripper out. suggest a place. I hear that tomorrow is the first game of the season. where are you going to watch it?
I'm from New England; go to clubs; drink pints frequently and love American Football. So to the extent you're real, you've come to the right place. My reccomendation is a club in Providence called Club Desire, which has a members only club on the 2nd floor called Club Lust. It's plush and not a dive though. Anyway, for what it's worth and from an experienced patron's pov, Club Lust is hand's down the best spot to drink/watch a game with a dancer in New England....
can't answer a simple question?"
I'm pretty sure I answered this one. I don't go to a strip club to watch a game. Looking back at my post, yup, I sure did. Can't read a simple answer?
First of all, if they are watching sports, then they are not watching to stage or buying dances.
Second, most NFL games are played on Sunday afternoon, which is not exactly a prime clubbing time regardless of what is on TV. In fact, most clubs in New England are closed during the day on Sunday.
Providence is about the only place where the clubs are open on Sunday afternoon. Most of the clubs there open at noon on Sunday, but good luck making any many while a Pats game is on.
Club Desire is certainly an option, but your best bet, in my humble opinion, would be Cheaters. It has a large sports bar on the second level with lots of TVs. And I have no doubt that you would fit right in there.
I was hoping you forgot about UK beating IU in the rematch. Lol.