No 5 Orange Showroom Pub
195 Powell St, Vancouver, BC V6A 1G3, Canada*

Met up with farmerart a little...

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trojangreg
Sep 6, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Met up with farmerart a little before 6pm. No cover no hassle. We sat at the bar drinking beer and catching up on what we had been up to. The farmer had a wonderful time visiting family in Sweden and has had a great summer. I know I had showered so it wasn't me but not a single dancer approached us for over an hour. Of course there weren't that many dancers floor or stage on shift until later. Farmerart even asked the massage girl if she would give him a lap dance 'she was the best looking girl in the place' but she doesn't do lap dances. Finally farmerart spied a young beauty with a very nice frontal presentation and invited her over for a chat. Of course up the stairs they go and after 3 songs the farmer is back at the bar. Nothing has caught my eye and it looks like it will be a short stay for me. We have another beer and this lovely lass with beautiful nipples sticking out of her fishnet outfit approaches. The farmer being the gentleman that he is gives me first crack at taking her upstairs. The IDIOT that I am declined the offer. Farmerart not wanting to waste an opportunity heads up to the lap dance area. Down he comes and we spy the 2nd dancer ordering shots at the bar. Probably using the cash farmerart just gave her. The first dancer circulates back and now its shot time. By the way shots of Jack Daniels are cheaper than beer. I have a vague memory of what happened last time farmerart and I were at the 5 and shot time came around. Since I really did need to be up at 3am I begged off after the young lady had a couple of shots and I could see where this was heading. I left farmerart in her capable hands and accept no responsibility for what happened afterwards. Even though it was extremely slow with few customers and a small amount of dancers it was a good time. Any chance you get to hang with the farmer take it. No 5 Orange ain't much and the lap dance prices are outrageous but fun can still be had. Looking forward to next years appearance from farmerart. One question though was it 1 or 2 that ended up with the farmer.

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