I hate spinners. Give me something to hold onto.
Sometimes I think about who could be supermodel uber hot if they lost a few pounds.
Old school: Mama Cass Elliott. Pretty face beneath that fat.
Former FOX news reader Rita Cosby.
Wynnona Judd. Hot and I don't even like redheads.
But my all time favorite: that fat chick jammin' to Tom Petty's "American Girl" on the car radio in "Silence of the Lambs"
and Oprah, of course


I'll pass on Mama Cass. She'd have to lose a lot of weight before I'd get a lap dance from her. I'm afraid I'd get crushed.