One bad lap dance that sticks out in your mind
Sunday, September 2, 2012 8:05 PM
Man you guys, I got duped by this pretty italian stripper a couple weeks ago. I should have went with my gut, but I didn't. Her beauty won me over and I ended up regretting it BIG time. Sometimes, you can get an idea of how a stripper will be at giving lap dances by just watching her on stage. This girl was very boring on stage, and I had a feeling she wouldn't be a good lap dance giver, but I ended up getting a dance from her anyway because she was one of the most attractive strippers I saw that night. When we got back there, the first thing she tells me is, "before we start, let me go over the rules" lol. I've gotten dances at this club for a few years now and if I'm not mistaken, I've never had a stripper say that. I knew right then it would be a lame dance. She tells me no touching her titties and some other bullshit that I can't remember at the moment. Her dance was LAME. It was very robotic and she didn't even get up into my lap and cradle me the way strippers usually do when they give you a lap dance. She just lightly rubbed her ass on my shorts and every now and then she would just barely put her tits to my face. To top if off, I noticed all the guys around me were getting much better dances by girls who, in my opinion, weren't as attractive. Perhaps looks don't mean everything.
What makes it even worse, is that at this club you can't just buy one song. You have to buy two songs or more. So, if you get stuck with a lame lap dancer giver, you're fucked. I was pissed. That's $50 damn dollars that could have gone into my tank.
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