Not your average club, being an...

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, IL

This is; frienly wait staff and the men at the bar are friendly as well. You can actually get higher milage here than an actual strip club with the right girl which is the dirty…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, IL

Long time patrons of Bobby's complain they no longer do lap dances, but I really like this place. The girls do massages which is no big deal, but they are all friendly and good company.…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Well, no masks required if you can produce a Covid vaccination card! I went around 7 PM and stayed until 1 AM and it was really fun. The dancers seemed hotter than usual which was…

I finally made it back to The Admiral after not being there since I was in college, and it brought back a lot of memories. If you grew up around Chicago, this is the…

While I've been to The Admiral several times before, a Saturday night in late May was my first visit in probably a couple of years, partly because of an underwhelming experience last time and partly…

Took an uber to this club on a Friday night and mainly chose it because it's one of the more easily accessible clubs in Chicago. I get there and the doorman mentions it's BYOB so…

Came through on a Saturday around 9pm, stayed until about midnight. Second time at this spot—first visit was maybe a year and a half ago—and the difference is noticeable enough that it almost feels like…