One of the Greatest Reviews Ever

17 comments

• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  Yes it was an entertaining one. Art always does a good job. Trojangreg & I go way back to when he lived in Atlanta. One of thee days both of those guys are gonna get out of strip club hell and come to Atlanta.
• pabloantonio

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  12 years ago

  Yes I agree. It was more article than review, but nevertheless, full of information and entertainment. Thank you so much Farmerart. I will avoid the No. 5 Orange Showroom if possible. I wouldn't want to pay $50 for lap dances and I certainly do not want to wake up with a beautiful naked woman. (Lucky SOB)
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  OH, THE HORROR ! Yeah, right, Art LMAO. Let us know when the child is born. :)
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  12 years ago

  I concur. That was a terrific review! As usual, I had to pull out my dictionary to read it (an automatic habit when I see a farmerart post). I'm farmerart-conscious enough by now to realize that the worse the experience is that he has about something, the more entertaining the review of it is !!!
• gatorfan

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  12 years ago

  I liked the last review better
• mjx01

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  12 years ago

  ROFLMAO!!! An epic review by art.
• rogertex

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  12 years ago

  can you guys post a link - there's a sea of reviews out here. TIA
• lopaw

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  12 years ago

  Dang that was truly inspirational, art!
• farmerart

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  12 years ago

  jeez, you guys, you'll give me a swelled head! Remember the 'fiction' disclaimer at the bottom of this page. Not saying that this review was fiction, but.....there might have been a bit of poetic licence taken in describing the pathetic events of the sordid evening and night. If trojangreg posts a review of the same visit he will corroborate at least some of the evening's happenings. I still don't believe that bastard had to work early the next morning.
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  He did post a review. Sounds like he had better sense than you. LOL.
• trojangreg

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  12 years ago

  And I stand by my review that I left him in capable hands and do not take any responsibility for what transpired. Just wish I would have stayed because both dancers were gorgeous and very friendly. The good thing is I can go back anytime and and have fun with them. Shadow - November I will be in Nevada and then Southern California before heading to Mazatlan. Trust me I will get over strip club hell up here in Seattle and Vancouver while on this foray.
• rogertex

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  12 years ago

  corvus thanks for the link. lucky bastard that farmerart !!! [view link]
• outside4

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  12 years ago

  That was good reading! I agree, one of the best on here lately. I can't though but help wonder where the fun is in Vancouver. Only 2 spots listed and they aren't really reviewed well. $50 LD is ok if it is worth it, but sounds like from people it is just average. What's a monger to do?
• shadowcat

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  12 years ago

  Vancover is not a party town. Years ago I flew from LAX to YVR, just to party for the weekend. I was so bored after Saturday night, that I jumped on a plane Sunday moring and flew to SFO and hit North Beach.
• outside4

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  12 years ago

  I am seeing there are other ways to party in Vancouver, not at SC's I guess? Seems Vancouver is rather liberal in other areas?
• vincemichaels

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  12 years ago

  Vancouver has many escorts plying their trade.
• farmerart

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  12 years ago

  Massage parlours, too. I had a much less successful visit to the 5 earlier in my week in Vancouver. Walking back to my hotel that particular evening took me perilously close to The Platinum Club (men's club cum massage parlour) on Homer. A 45 minute visit left me thoroughly 'refreshed'.