One of the Greatest Reviews Ever

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Corvus
Arizona
Farmerart's review today of his latest adventure has got to be one of the best I've read on TUSCL in the past 8 months I've been participating here. Take a few minutes boys and girls to live vicariously through FA.

And thanks for the info and the entertainment Art. Hope to meet you someday.

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shadowcat
12 years ago
Yes it was an entertaining one. Art always does a good job. Trojangreg & I go way back to when he lived in Atlanta.

One of thee days both of those guys are gonna get out of strip club hell and come to Atlanta.
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Pablo Antonio
12 years ago
Yes I agree.

It was more article than review, but nevertheless, full of information and entertainment.

Thank you so much Farmerart.

I will avoid the No. 5 Orange Showroom if possible. I wouldn't want to pay $50 for lap dances and I certainly do not want to wake up with a beautiful naked woman. (Lucky SOB)
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vincemichaels
12 years ago
OH, THE HORROR ! Yeah, right, Art LMAO. Let us know when the child is born. :)
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Club_Goer_Seattle
12 years ago
I concur. That was a terrific review! As usual, I had to pull out my dictionary to read it (an automatic habit when I see a farmerart post). I'm farmerart-conscious enough by now to realize that the worse the experience is that he has about something, the more entertaining the review of it is !!!
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gatorfan
12 years ago
I liked the last review better
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mjx01
12 years ago
ROFLMAO!!! An epic review by art.
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rogertex
12 years ago
can you guys post a link - there's a sea of reviews out here.
TIA
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lopaw
12 years ago
Dang that was truly inspirational, art!
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farmerart
12 years ago
jeez, you guys, you'll give me a swelled head!

Remember the 'fiction' disclaimer at the bottom of this page. Not saying that this review was fiction, but.....there might have been a bit of poetic licence taken in describing the pathetic events of the sordid evening and night. If trojangreg posts a review of the same visit he will corroborate at least some of the evening's happenings.

I still don't believe that bastard had to work early the next morning.
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shadowcat
12 years ago
He did post a review. Sounds like he had better sense than you. LOL.
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trojangreg
12 years ago
And I stand by my review that I left him in capable hands and do not take any responsibility for what transpired. Just wish I would have stayed because both dancers were gorgeous and very friendly. The good thing is I can go back anytime and and have fun with them.

Shadow - November I will be in Nevada and then Southern California before heading to Mazatlan. Trust me I will get over strip club hell up here in Seattle and Vancouver while on this foray.
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rogertex
12 years ago
corvus

thanks for the link.

lucky bastard that farmerart !!!

https://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=221615

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outside4
12 years ago
That was good reading! I agree, one of the best on here lately.

I can't though but help wonder where the fun is in Vancouver. Only 2 spots listed and they aren't really reviewed well. $50 LD is ok if it is worth it, but sounds like from people it is just average. What's a monger to do?
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shadowcat
12 years ago
Vancover is not a party town. Years ago I flew from LAX to YVR, just to party for the weekend. I was so bored after Saturday night, that I jumped on a plane Sunday moring and flew to SFO and hit North Beach.
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outside4
12 years ago
I am seeing there are other ways to party in Vancouver, not at SC's I guess? Seems Vancouver is rather liberal in other areas?
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vincemichaels
12 years ago
Vancouver has many escorts plying their trade.
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farmerart
12 years ago
Massage parlours, too. I had a much less successful visit to the 5 earlier in my week in Vancouver. Walking back to my hotel that particular evening took me perilously close to The Platinum Club (men's club cum massage parlour) on Homer. A 45 minute visit left me thoroughly 'refreshed'.
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