LDK Style

Cum in pants when receiving a lap dance. Should be added to the glossary.

Ah ok. Thanks guys!

I could not have sex for a month and I don't think I could LDK, even if I got dances for hours

Now shit in pants is different

It stands for Lame Dance Kum, and it's where you lose control and jizz yourself before you can get it in her mouth.

:)

It stands for Limp Dick King after its originator.

It's funny, I was talking with one of my favorite dancers about LDKing and she said it happens to her all the time, especially with young guys. She explained that proper etiquette is to inform the dancer of the spillage so that she doesn't end up with stickiness on her ass or hands.

Young teenagers often cum in their pants during sexual stimulation. It is an embarrassing problem which is usually cured through maturity, psychological therapy, medical treatment, or a combination of these.

Also actually having genital intercourse frequently with an experienced partner helps build confidence and ability.

Unfortunately many such young men suffer from a severe lack of self-esteem and recovery is very difficult for them, so they substitute cuming in their pants for real sexual experiences.

Dam...I shit my pants

You too Joe?! That's why I wear depends.

Many older men are incapable of achieving an erection, and therefore have great difficulty in pleasing a woman or achieving ejaculation, and must resort to taking medications such as Viagra or Cialis. The condition is called "erectile dysfunction". It is a very embarrassing problem, and causes men to suffer a very low self esteem, and feel like they are not really men.

Often as a result of this debilitating condition, some men act as if their ED condition is normal. To protect their egos they refer to those who have no problem achieving an erection or ejaculation as a "teenager" who suffers from "premature ejaculation" problems, when in fact having no trouble achieving an erection or ejaculation is a normal condition.

Those who are unable to achieve orgasm with a hot dancer giving them a hand job or using other parts of her body to arouse them and cause them to ejaculate during a lap dance generally fit into this category of having "erectile dysfunction", or having other related mental/emotional issues.

Then there's those who use psychobabble to mask their lameness behind big words that they hope nobody notices they don't understand.

A hand job and a chick grinding on you is a lot different

Oh, is jerkoffson back? Geee, jerkoff, we all really missed you when you said you were going away. (NOT!) So nice to see you back. (NOT!)

Geez. Thought the door hit ur ass on the way out last time jerkson.

Kinda of an inside joke.

Yeah – LDK stands for TUSCLer “LapDanceKing82”.

LapDanceKing82 has often posted in the past how he cums from getting LDs.

So some TUSCLers now refer to cuming in your pants from LDs as LDKing

I wonder if this is a case of some guys just not knowing what a good lap dance is. Maybe some of the "teenagers with premature ejaculation problems" are actually normal guys who go to clubs with dancers who work hard to get you off, and know how to do it.

Seriously, do you "it takes me 5 hours to ejaculate" guys ever go to a really high mileage club where the lap dancers try hard to make you cum? Because in the clubs I frequent I can't imaging a normal guy not being able to cum when a dancer is giving you a lap dance and reaching in your pants and stroking your dick and you're sucking her tits and she's whispering nasty stuff in your ear. Dudes, that's a lap dance, not this shit where some dancer stands between your legs and wiggles a bit and maybe touches your wee-wee once or twice.

And honestly, do you guys have ED?