My dick...knocks over lamps...Yo dick...a bottle of white out
My dick takes two hands...yo dick...a pair of tweezers
My dick... makes girls moan...yo dick...cracks them up
etc,etc
Thanks to Pfizer Pharmaceuticals, I'm usually ready to go. The exception is a very pretty 24 year old stripper who is very sexy but looks about 12 years old. She sucked on my limp dick one night and I just kept feeling like a pedophile and finally apologized and tipped her giving her an "A" for effort
I've also had that happen. Bitch kept raking her teeth against me but she had a phat sds. It wad alluring body vs teeth raking half baked dick. The pain won and I went limp. 10 wasted minutes of my life
Oh damn, well there wasn't any teeth involved for me but I wasn't too into this chick, but what am I gonna do? say "Don't, Stop, I'm not hard enough" Lol
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My dick takes two hands...yo dick...a pair of tweezers
My dick... makes girls moan...yo dick...cracks them up
etc,etc