The Lumber Yard does not disappoint!...

The Lumber Yard does not disappoint! This is my favorite club and I was happy to visit last week while back home for the Fourth. As always, Friday night was busy, with lots of bachelor parties and co-ed groups. The vibe was rockin, with all three stages constantly rotating through dancers. It took a while to get a seat by the stage, but it was worth the wait. Thanks to the bachelor parties, there were plenty of "humiliate the groom" hijinks - but somehow the combination of the shower stage, the DJ's enthusiasm, and hot wet strippers make these the highlight of the night!

To be honest, the dancers aren't spectacular. Rather than put much effort into a routine, they tend to focus on getting naked and giving dollar dances. They were mostly white with a good mixture of natural and plastic features (better than the skin-and-bones-plus-balloons dancers I've seen elsewhere).

In general, there were enough customers that the pressure for LD's was low. I got a couple of LD's from one of the hotter dancers ($80 after tips) and she was very polite about payment and didn't rush off to the next customer - both of which were surprising for a busy night.