When did you first know...........

How much did she cost you?

Couple of crickets and a brand new binky.

When I stumbled upon the playboy at my uncle's house by accident late at night. I didn't understand what was going on but I knew I would see this again years later. I was 7 then

Back in 2009 I was listening to txtittyfan explain why people should put their life savings up as margin to short treasuries. I was like what a complete moron! I knew if kept spewing that crap it would cost people alot of money and I needed to expose him as the complete idiot that he is.

First I remember other than the customary "discovered" Playboy or whatever, was a guy that worked for my father. I was around my "teens". He had access to the old B&W porn films and I had access to a projector. A match made in heaven. From there, I descended into my current depravity. :)

I didn't go to my first SC until college, but I knew I loved looking at naked women from te time my preschool girlfriend and I changed into our swimsuits in the same bathroom. Maybe 4?

When I was 5 or 6 I thought that it was a lot of fun playing hide the salami with the 15 baby sitter. My father didn't think it was funny and the baby sitter's father even less so. I just can't remember if she was any good. :)

When I first loged in

Cat! Her father beat the urine out of me and when he was done my father took over.Did'nt stop me.

Wow Mr. Cat -- you were precocious!

Right on tumbling-dude...don't let the bastards grind you down (or the fathers beat the perv out of you, as the case may be). Tumble on bro...tumble on indeed!

Someone told me, I didn't remember but I was only maybe 6 or 7 and I went off to play with the neighbors daughter whom my parents were visiting. I found out they went to find us and couldn't find us anywhere. Apparently we were out alone doing something together. It was probably just kids playing. I didn't get in trouble but I heard recently she never forgot it because she was spanked and/or punished. I was already causing trouble without even knowing it.

I do remember about the same age, maybe I was ten, one girl I liked and she told me if I could go to her house we could play some games like doctor or something. I was going to hop on my bike and go. I made the stupid mistake of asking my mother if I could go bicycling farther than a block away. Nope. I was watched like a hawk too. I was tired of lots of restrictions at an early age.

I couldn't even see any titties until I got to college. My parents had no computer, no Internet, and no R rated movie channels. Then after after two years in college, you could hear my roommate blasting a cassette tape from my stereo
"heeeyyy we want some Puuuussssyyyyy!"
halfway across the dorm building. I remember hearing that when I was walking back to my dorm one night and was wondering where the noise was coming from.

This one is a challenge to answer, because my dad, AFAICT, never had Playboys or anything of that nature to be discovered. In fact, he always tells me that ruined his brother, my uncle. Who knows, maybe its true, my uncle passed away years ago. And the only girl I ever really hung out with when I was that young was a Peppermint Patty wannabe, at least as I remember it. OTOH, my best friend's dad had several boxes worth of Playboys which we would rummage through during my elementary school years. He also had at least one porno that we watched, the one time he had the house to himself for the afternoon, but that was my teen years. My friend liked to ride his bike, like real long distances (he had the goal, never met, of course, of being in the Tour De France) and we went riding past the King of Diamonds in Inver Grove, MN and loitered in the parking lot for far longer than I should have, once he told me what that place was. That may have clinched it.