Knockouts
311 Central Ave NW Albuquerque, NM 87102

I have been to Knockouts about...

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pineconepartyliquor
Jul 9, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

I have been to Knockouts about 10-15 times in the last 2 years. Best thing about this place is its location right down town on Central Ave. Many bars and restaurants right next door. The club itself is more of a dive-bar type strip club. Talent can be hit or miss. I’ve been there when there are some girls that were 7-8 and some nights the best girl might be a 6. Some of the girls can be downright nasty, older, saggy tits, bad breath, crappy hair and makeup, bad smell. Usually there are 2 or 3 that are worth going for and usually at least one black girl, a couple Hispanic and the rest white. There are a lot of cheap low-life’s in there that don’t tip, so dollars at the stage will get you extra attention. You can get a dance in a private booth for $10 a song (pretty good deal), and some of the girls will let you touch them but not all. On Friday and Saturday nights I have seen some higher numbers of hot girls in there. But like I said before it can be hit or miss.

I have rarely paid a door fee, probably due to going early. They open at 2 and there can be some hot girls in there during the day. Happy hour has cheap beer, otherwise expect to pay $5-7 for beer or liquor drink.

Overall I like KO's, probably because it reminds me of the places we used to go to back in Philly- small, dark, comfortable, friendly girls who like to chat a little. If you want large numbers of the best looking girls then take the trip up to TD's North, but I recommend at least checking out KO's, you never know what you might find!

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