What do you do when your power goes off?

Thank goodness for a smartphone!

T.P. your neighbors house.

That sounds like fun spic, Lets go!

I'm up for it. No two-ply. Get the cheap stuff. I never felt bad t.p.ing anybody's house since I cleaned up our house multiple times. Once, in junior high, our house got t.p.ed and it rained afterward. That was a pain to clean.

make sure my guns are loaded & plenty of ammo for guns & batteries for my flashlight

Wish I hadn't thrown out all my porn mags.