Happy birthday!!!

LMFAOROF.

Where is my beloved?

Hope you had a great day with cheap extras from the red-head of your dreams!

Lol

Your going to have to change your name to goodoldsouthernboy.:)

It's not my birthday shadow. I'm only 32

I guess I should have said "He's a 59.0109 yr old [With Vulcan Precision]."

That's funny shadowpuss....lol

GSB! I don't laugh to often,but that shit is number one of the year.Still chuckling.

I hope he puts on his LMFAO! tee shirt and has a great time.

Think he went to Chuckie Cheese?

Where is ol' Monsieur Draques anyway? Has his doctor gotten his meds adjusted?

I wonder how long that toolbag has kept the value of 59.0109 age up on his profile. The moron probably doesn't realize that reporting his age to four significan figures would require him to update his profile multiple times per day.

Funny shit

I'm not sure where he's been... I wasn't trying to give him a hard time or anything. Hell, everyone should have at least 1 day a year to celebrate themselves right? Or is that too narcissistic? Hell, I hope I spelled that right...

Anyway, happy birthday Alucard..

It's not Alucard's birthday today is it? I was going to say today is my birthday too. Thanks for all the Happy Birthdays.

Man, it sounds like my house is under Niagra Falls right now.

I believe Chantal is the name of the tropical storm heading my way. I used to have a dancer who liked me by that name. Heading right for me.

Crap, lost power and now my stupid smoke detector is chirping.

Does a chirping smoke detector mean the battery power is low?

Thank goodness for my iPad and 3G or you guys would have never seen my posts.

You guys are so lucky! :)

Lol shark, HAPPY BDAY!!!!

Well that's an easy way to check your smoke detector batteries. Just cut your power off and see if the detectors start chirping. I need to buy more batteries. Ok, I'll stop going off topic.

Most smoke detectors are now hard wired into your electrical system and run off your regular power with batter backup. Press the button that says "test"

Ok, thanks for the tip. Power has been off over an hour now. This is setting a multi year record long power outage. Hope it gets fixed soon though. I like it cooler.

Did you get your power back? I'm sure your iPad battery must be dying by now...