Mo'Fuckas

11 comments

• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  One of our friends moms had the cougar thing going and did some pretty heavy flirting coming onto one of my bestest buddies. Just playing or could he have bedded her? I put it at 50/50. She was definitely hot for an early 40s gal though.
• txtittyfan

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  11 years ago

  Although he is not a friend, my friends and I have been banging Dougster's mother since 6th grade.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  Geez, if txtittyfan is my father, guess I better not count on much on an inheritance.
• txtittyfan

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  11 years ago

  Sorry Douggie, I am not your dad. But we do have memories of how much you liked getting facials from us when you were young and we were banging your mom.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  Does it also mean the jestie-girl is my sister? Shit this is a really bad day for me to learn this if this is all true.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  Now I know what Luke Skywalker must have felt like...
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  txtittyfan: "Sorry Douggie, I am not your dad." Yeah, I think you're probably right. If you were my IQ would probably be 60 points lower than it is. What a relief that is! I would have all the dumbness and, no, inheritance to count on, and a father hitting me up for loans to pay margins debts.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  More good news! I can go back to fucking txtittyfan's daughter in the ass now, safe in the knowledge she is not my sister!
• gatorfan

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  11 years ago

  I grew up an orphan, all I had was nuns.
• rh48hr

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  11 years ago

  [view link] I'm a motherlover
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Mofo